Christina Hendricks Wears Low Cut Burka

Christina Hendricks



Many people do not realize this, but Mad Men star Christina Hendricks has a face. Shocking I know! Of course no one ever bothers looking at it, that is why Christina is allowed to wear low cut burkas that do not cover the head like the one above.


Besides it would be awkward for a burka to go over head yet still leave a hole for Christina Hendricks’ righteous boobage, which every good Muslim knows would be a terrible sin and personal insult to Allah to ever cover.


Yes the only sensible thing for Christina Hendricks to do is to continue wearing low cut burkas like the one above. Us Muslims approve of this fashion most enthusiastically and if she continues this practice we will most likely spare her when Islam conquers America. Allahu Akbar!