Christina Aguilera Topless Maxim Outtakes

Christina Aguilera topless

The topless outtakes from Christina Aguilera’s famous “dirrty” photo shoot for Maxim magazine have finally been leaked.

It is hard to believe that it has been 30 years since Christina Aguilera shocked the infidel world by revealing that she is not an innocent Disney girl, but rather a filthy degenerate whore. Of course us Muslims didn’t need to see Christina’s nipple ring or ass crack to know that she was a slut, as we have an acute sense for female immorality (just ask all the women we’ve stoned).

Clearly Christina Aguilera was ahead of her time with these topless Maxim photos. Nowadays these outtake photos would be the ones that were released, as the original nippleless pics would not have caused anyone to bat an eye, let alone launch Christina Aguilera’s career as a whorish sex symbol.


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  • Ronald MacDonald

    Like the hairnet. Guess they make her wear that working the drive thru at Mickey D’s.

    • theUnholy

      Well at least we know how she got the job

  • Whoopi Goldberg’s Lips

    She was more attractive when it was illegal to bang her.

    • Team America

      Whoopi Goldberg’s Lips

      That’s what the Muslims say about Justin Bieber.

      America! We the people!

  • xsploit

    shame these arent new, you got my hopes up for nothing

  • Supreme Cleric Farzan Of Iran

    This filthy whore Christina deserves to be whipped with the stiffest of Nile reeds for the blasphemy of these photos by only showing her covered breast and none of her balloon knot.

    I thoroughly inspect the anus of all possible concubines before letting them join my harem.

    Allahu Akbar

    • Seal Team Six

      Supreme cum fart,

      We ran this through an AI supercomputer for disguised word associations and this is what came out:

      “I thoroughly lick the anus of all possible dudes before letting them join my harem.”

      You are such a flaming queer. N’uff said.

      • Supreme Cleric Farzan Of Iran

        Sissy Team 69,

        Us wise Muslims dont need any computer to know your a major fag with an ass full of jizz and mouth full of male butt hair.

  • Abdullah The Sheik of Tikrit

    christine gagulara looks like she has spent many nights in Tijuana fucking donkeys for tacos and Tequila.
    Her pussy probably smells like congo road kill.

    • Seal Team Six

      And your 2 incher smells like Homo Hashims loose brown hole.

      • Abdullah The Sheik of Tikrit

        sanchez team tranny

        your asshole smells like wesson oil and moldy guinea pigs.

    • George Washington

      Abdulla the shit eater
      Her ass looks like your wife’s face and your country. Bombed out with no opportunity.

  • Nobody


  • Nobody

    Again. No.

  • Nobody

    Not going to happen.

  • Nobody

    Yes. That’s true. I did do that.

  • Woody Johnson

    I’ve got to take a shit so big Kim Kardashian might try and marry it.

  • George Washington

    The sun was shining through my window this morning, my girlfriends breasts made a nice shadow on my bed. I thought to myself, what are the poor shit ridden impoverished people doing today. So I logged on to see how my friend/enemy/evil nemesis are doing today. Abdulla, Hashim, and Spermeme have nothing good to say cause they have each others dicks lodged in their mouths. I guess love is fucked up. Fags.

    • Abdullah The Sheik of Tikrit

      gay george

      Your ass has been fucked so many times that its grown a uterus.

    • Imam Abbas

      Must we endure you talking about your inflatable girlfriend’s tits? She’s probably the most halal part of your miserable existence – and even that is questionable.

      But then you get up and log on to watch gay porn, and pretend the pious Muslims are taking part in it?

      Whatever Team HomoQueer or one of the other fag-ulous four put in your drink doesn’t seem to be wearing off.

      It must suck being a burden on society.

  • Troll

    She’s supposed to have had her labia pierced. Where are *those* pictures? How can we possibly, truly define her level of slutiness without seeing the piercing? What kinda jewelry did she choose?

    How will the Muslim’s know what size rocks to use when they stone her?

    How repulsed will the lovers of faggotry that have infested this site be if they aren’t shown her pussy-piercing?

  • So why should I think you muslim men would prefer these celebrities over your normal steady girlfriend the donkey?