Chris Brown’s Ticket Sales Take a Beating

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Chris Brown is said to be “violently angry” after learning that ticket sales for his Fan Appreciation Tour are falling flat. The singer, who used to sell out stadiums, can’t even fill up a venue as small as the House of Blues.

Things have gotten so bad that Brown has taken to searching through his fan club’s database and confronting members who have not purchased tickets.

One such fan, Lisa Nordberg of Albany, NY, was persuaded to purchase tickets after Brown gave her a violent shaking. Another lucky fan, LaDawn Jackson of Chicago, IL, received two complimentary tickets and a vicious blow to the head.

“Chris didn’t hit me, I just fell,” said Jackson, whose left eye was swelled shut.

Added Jackson, “Besides, Chris just gets really emotional because he loves his fans so much! He’s only human! You don’t understand him like I do!”

 

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  1. Dead Ed™ says:

    I wish Chris Brown was more like Michael Jackson…
    dead.

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    • Ella says:

      You sicko!!
      1. what has the legend, Michael Jackson got to do with the situation?
      2. This site makes up rubbish, Chris doesn’t search his database for ticket sales!
      And he most definetly doesn’t stalk them out and beat them to get them to buy tickets.

      DEAD ED should live up to his name….

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  2. bob says:

    dead ed is a douche!! thats a sick joke..
    chris brown is a legend makes loads of hits! leave him alone the fans will come back!

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  3. Dead Ed™ says:

    Apparently, in the States a chimpanzee has brutally attacked a woman, nearly killing her while mauling her face……
    But enough about Chris Brown.

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  4. Dead Ed™ says:

    Tekken: Chris Brown Edition

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  5. Dead Ed™ says:

    Rihanna’s IQ is 117. Can you beat that? Chris Brown can!

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  6. Macy says:

    People hating for no reason, you probably didn’t support either one in the beginning. Chris Brown will do just fine, The majority of his concerts are standing room only venue, no seated ticket. Maybe you should check out how many venue has already sold out the meet and greet, oh didn’t you no that those faithful fans have paid an extra $100 plus buying their tickets to meet him personally, you no how a lot of the artist have those meet and greet’s before the shows… I’m hoping that they will add the meet and greet to our city. Atlanta has already sold out or did you forget to mention and how about he’s back in the top 100 on billboard at #24 and he’s# 1 on r&b downloads…. Watch Breezy in 2010, he will be selling stadiums back out, this is just a stumbling block… he’s accepted his punishment and is moving on… that’s what you hates need to do!!!

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  7. Robert says:

    That woman beater deserves all this. I hope he goes broke.

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