Charlie Sheen’s Wife Accuses Him Of Murder
Charlie Sheen’s wife Brooke Mueller called police on her husband Christmas morning, and claimed he had assaulted and choked her. Charlie Sheen was arrested for felony second degree assault, and spent most of Christmas day in jail.
Sources say authorities gave both Charlie and Brooke blood alcohol tests. Brooke registered a .13 while Charlie registered a .04 (which is the amount of alcohol permanently in Charlie Sheen’s system without having a drink). Brooke then recanted her story to a female officer just before Charlie’s bail hearing, telling the cop she was very drunk when she made the 911 call.
Celeb Jihad has learned that Brooke Mueller has just stumbled into the police station with tinsel stuck to her hair, and carrying an empty bottle of Goldschlager (or as she calls it “Christmas juice”) and is accusing Charlie Sheen of murder.
Brooke has let loose a string of accusations against her husband including that he is a “stupid face”, “couldn’t f*ck his way out of a paper bag”, and that he “killed Jon Benet Ramsey”. She apparently wants to press charges on all 3 counts. Police are now conducting a manhunt for Sheen who they will most likely shoot on sight.
Charlie Sheen’s in prison?
Won’t be long ’til he’s on his knees looking up at Two And a Half Men.
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Charlie Sheen has urged his fans “not to jump to any conclusion” following his arrest for domestic violence.
Thanks for clearing that one up for us, Charlie. For a minute there, I thought you might have battered your wife.
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Mr. Sheen cleans up everything, from oven grease to that bitch’s attitude.
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wow. you are SO destined to be shut down, holmes.
can a blog be put on a deathwatch list….?
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In jail since Christmas day, making bail today (he’s got a hearing in February), Charlie Sheen has reportedly been raped in prison by two big niggers and a midget.
Serves the cunt right, at least he now knows what it’s like to have “Two And A Half Men” forced down his throat.
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