Charlie Sheen To Auction Off His Harem
In a sign that the actor might be facing financial troubles after being let go from his hit TV show “2 And A Half Men”, Charlie Sheen has announced that he will be auctioning off a portion of his harem of whores.
Lloyd’s of London is reportedly going to be conducting the auction of whores for Sheen in late June, and to increase interest Charlie has already offered a fine stock of whores to be previewed by would-be bidders in the GIF below.
I fully expect a powerful Muslim Sheik to bid on and win all of Charlie Sheen’s auctioned whores, for this is a once and lifetime opportunity to f*ck a piece of Hollywood history that no self-respecting Sheik would pass up.
It will definitely take a muslim mans to take on all of these whores. I imagine they would look quite good in burkas and hijabs.
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Yes….those whores will make a fine addition to some lucky Sheik’s harem.
The only problem I see, is that their tits shake a great deal, but this can be fixed with a sharp sword and some bandaids.
A concubine doesn’t need tits anyway….who would allow one to have a baby? Certainly no decent Muslim would want a bastard.
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Dumbass, you should change your avatar, that’s not even ‘Abdullah The Butcher’, it’s ‘The Shiek’. Come on playa, get it right!?!?
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tommy the bitch
I’ll make sure you get it right between the eyes….infidel asshole.
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i’ll take the one on the left
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Rubber tits are disgusting.
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Both of you – your Allah shit is boring. Go kill yourselves
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I can make a deal with you.You can take all the silicone laden fake boobs chicks to your country.Only original ones stay here
Still these girls are HOT…nice gif.
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These four gals look and act like the ones I seen the other day by the side of the street. They were waving signs to the passing motorists while shaking their bare chestnuts all around to entice people to come in for a car wash. The blonde one on the right looks like she would be very agile and talented at washing and handling my stick shift. It’s comforting to know we can still find good workers out there.
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