Celebrity Sex Faces

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Celebrity Sex Faces



One of the perks of being a celebrity is that you get to f*ck pretty much anything you want. Animal, vegetable, mineral, it is all game. So naturally with all that f**king going on celebrities have developed distinct “sex faces”.


We’ve been lucky enough to capture a few on camera, as well as some interesting sexual facts about some of Hollywood’s biggest stars. Enjoy!



Mandy Moore sex face


Name: Mandy Moore
Interesting Sex Fact: Mandy is so uptight in bed that she has yet to achieve orgasm with a man. Horses on the other hand are a different story.



Cameron Diaz sex face


Name: Cameron Diaz
Interesting Sex Fact: Cameron enjoys babbling on about her day during sex.



George Clooney sex face


Name: George Clooney
Interesting Sex Fact: Farts loudly during sex then pulls the cover over his partners head.



Anne Hathaway sex face


Name: Anne Hathaway
Interesting Sex Fact: Farts loudly during sex then pulls the covers over her own head.



Gisele Bünchen sex face


Name: Gisele Bünchen
Interesting Sex Fact: Gisele favorite sexual move is called “The Dicaprio”… don’t tell Tom.



Amy Winehouse sex face


Name: Amy Winehouse
Interesting Sex Fact: Amy can only achieve orgasm after a vigorous session of anal fisting.



Kristen Stewart sex face


Name: Kristen Stewart
Interesting Sex Fact: During sex Kristen Stewart’s lower lip bites her.



Tiger Woods sex face


Name: Tiger Woods
Interesting Sex Fact: Tiger Woods likes sex… a lot!



Kristen Bell sex face


Name: Kristen Bell
Interesting Sex Fact: Kristen Bell can shoot a ping pong ball 50 feet out of her vah jay-jay



Robert Pattinson sex face


Name: Robert Pattinson
Interesting Sex Fact: Robert’s pubic hair is longer than his penis.



Taylor Lautner sex face


Name: Taylor Lautner
Interesting Sex Fact: Taylor has only 1 testicle, and it is small and misshapen.



Katy Perry sex face


Name: Katy Perry
Interesting Sex Fact: Katy tossed a girl’s salad… she didn’t like it.



Heidi Montag sex face


Name: Heidi Montag
Interesting Sex Fact: Heidi cries during sex, and that just makes Spencer want to f*ck her harder.



Kate Gosselin sex face


Name: Kate Gosselin
Interesting Sex Fact: Kate feels no sensation in her vaginal region anymore.



Justin Timberlake sex face


Name: Justin Timberlake
Interesting Sex Fact: Justin greatly enjoys anal. Receiving not giving.



Miley Cyrus sex face


Name: Miley Cyrus
Interesting Sex Fact: Miley is a screamer. Her dad had to sound proof their house.

 

Comments

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  1. nik says:

    ha ha ha lovin the Robsten pics..

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  2. MH says:

    Crap. Not even close to funny.

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  3. jimbo says:

    Way to incorporate an underage girl, douchebag.

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  4. as says:

    Could have been almost funny at points if not for the captions.

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  5. Warnfried says:

    What’s robert’s pubLic hair?

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  6. Dead Ed™ says:

    I think he meant “pubic”

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  7. law says:

    Way to incorporate an underage girl, douchebag.

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  8. FucYew says:

    WTF fuckin asshole including underage Miley

    -never visiting this site again

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