Celebrity March Mammary Madness
March is here and that means it is time for “March Madness” in the heathen West. For those who don’t know “March Madness” refers to the NCAA Men’s Basketball Tournament. A tournament that pits African tribesman against one another at the sport of “basketball” for the amusement of overweight whites and the profit of Jews.
In response to this shameful heathen basketball tournament we here at Celeb Jihad have developed a far grander competition called “March Mammary Madness” in which topless celebrities square off against each other to win the coveted title of “Top Titties in Tinseltown”
Winners were selected by a consensus of sheiks, imams, and clerics based on which breasts they would most like to tongue lash. Below are the results of the tournament thus far.
The Areola Eight
 #1 Scarlett Johansson | VS |
 #8 Michelle Tractenburg |
 #2 Katy Perry | VS |
 #7 Kate Beckinsale |
 #3 Jenna Fischer | VS |
 #6 Emma Watson |
 #4 Sienna Miller | VS |
 #5 Mary Elizabeth Winstead |
The Funbag Four
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#1 Scarlett Johansson | VS |
#6 Emma Watson |
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#2 Katy Perry | VS |
#5 Mary Elizabeth Winstead |
Upstart and tournament Cinderella story Mary Elizabeth Winstead has made it to the finals to face off against perennial contender Scarlett Johansson. However, for the final match our council of powerful Muslim men have chosen to give the deciding vote to the readers of this holy Islamic celebrity gossip site provided that none of the people voting are infidels, women, or without a proper beard.
The Chest Championship
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#1 Scarlett Johansson | VS |
#5 Mary Elizabeth Winstead |
Fuck allah. Fuck Islam. Fuck Mohammed. Fuck the Quran. Fuck the Burka. I have a copy of the quran on top of my toilet just in case i run out of toilet paper. I have a picture of mohammed as my door mat. Fuck all Muslims. Bunch of donkey rapping faggots.
God Bless you Infidels :)
Allahu my dick akbhar!!!!
Bunch of dumb fucks
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infidel faggot
No doubt you also have a big roll of “brawny” next to your toilet for ridding yourself of your daily “dirty sanchez”
Also, us Muslims put a pic of your mother on the front door of our stables…..it runs off the wolves and goat thieves when they show up at night.
Hot debate. What do you think?
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Just let them keep saying all they can..
A good person Rick santorum will soon become the president and BAN ALL PORN!!
Then we will see who has the last laugh
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when wild boars fly.if a muslim became president they will most likely get assasinated or shot by someone in the crowd just to say fuck you
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You already have a Muslim President.
Barack Hussein Obama.
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Fuck u bitch ur mam bitch all ur family bitchs 010
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Weak freak Your just another stupid spear chucker fried chicken eating mofo.
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if your intent was to hate you failed I DONT UNDERSTAND YOU
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Faggot fucker. The truth hurts right faggot maggot but not as much as the whip which you will receive we no where you are and when the time comes you will feel the whips pain.Then you will become a goat heard slave we will laugh at you as your master makes you lick all the goats asses.
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Mohammed is a Faggot,
I’m not sure what you’re getting at. Don’t mince your words. Come on, tell it to us straight… what do you REALLY mean?
Do you mean that Mohammed came from a family of low, slimy, venomous, maggot-ridden liars, cheats, thieves, gamblers, drug addicts, troglodytes, card sharps, loathsome reptiles, and mutant pork-pokers? What a shame that he brought the rest of the family into disrepute..
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Ecto homo.
Sounds like you are talking about the american people from any town USA these are the kind of people you will find in trailers,shacks and the american dumpster condo which they make into a duplex by putting a cardboard wall in the middle.And in these places the americans inbreed like rabbits this is why there are so many retarded americans.they are also unwashed slobs who smell and have bad teeth.
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what is that supposed ot be?
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Remember your words when your whore wife is being stoned and you are being beheaded, filthy infidel Amerislime.
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u son off a whore , hw dare u say somtin like dis abt our religion . Ur existence is a shame even to own parents . Mother fucker next time never target any1s religion .
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people love me :)
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YOu are son of a bitch pig face
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“Mohammed is a Faggot”, I salute you and agree with you with every fiber in my body.
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Brother Durka, we must lapidate your content & media manager, for selling you outrageous non halal features. One of the candidates, ladyboy emma watson, is a post op tranny whose tits are made of haram material which include pork gelatine.
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Brother, when it comes to the infidel’s bosom one must take what one can get.
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you look like somebody puked on your face.
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Mary Elizabeth winestead! (Scarlett johanssons tits are nice and give me an erection but Mary Elizabeth winstead’ tits are better)
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yea but her face looks like a horse, so scarlett johannson wins
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Bullshit, her face is that of a goddess!
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I believe that Winsted would take this trophy. And I would even be willing to exchange my sister-wife for an evening to sample them.
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Scarlett Johanson Wiiiiiins!!!
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Heey mohammed faggot, why can’t you just enjoy the pictures like the others? If you have such a problem with those people then don’t talk to them. Simple enough right?
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yeah im going with Winstead…. Scarlett sounds WAY to much like a dude when she talks.
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agreed
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Scarlett by far
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Scarlett Johansson
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I’d like to crown all of these infidel whores!!!!!!!!
And by crown, I mean stone the muthafucking shit out of them all.
Which us Muslims will do as soon as Iran destroys the navy of the u. s. of a.
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In your dreams, sunshine.
When you grow up (if your mother doesn’t kill you first by sitting on your head), which of these do you want to be?
a) Deluded
b) Pathetically Deluded
c) Gibbering
d) Mad
e) Barking Mad
f) Woof, Woof, Howl!!!
g) Raving
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I’m voting for (e).
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ectofag
You voted for being a homoqueer.
That’s why your ass leaks and you wear dresses.
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the truths hurts you faggot
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Scarlett Johansson for sure!
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Mary Elizabeth-her tits are perfect-Scarletts right boob has sag below her left thereby making Mary’s more likable
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None…there gross
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would have liked an expanded MMM bracket, but gotta give it to Mary Elizabeth Winstead.
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ALL THE PHOTOS HERE ARE ALL 100% FAKES. DUN BELIEVE ALL THE PHOTO HERE
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yes some one whose not a complete cock sucker
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Why pick, when you could have them all as concubines, when Islam takes over, in America?
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Islam will never ever take over the United States Of America
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celeb fag
and a nigger will never be president
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LOL :))
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All fake pictures, but nice anyway. But fake. Kinda like a brave muslim. Just doesnt exist.
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I lIKE TURTLES
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What the h***
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this ppl got nothing else to do. abdullah the jackass and his friends does this fake website for a living with 100% fakes photos
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celebs fag
We were entertaining your mother at our local Mosque, that is, until she gave us all the clapp.
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Allah’s Butt-Crack,
That must be why you’re all so ugly. I hope you don’t show your faces in public, because you’d turn the sky dark, rot the fruit on the trees, frighten the horses, make small children cry, and cause an earthquake.
Oh, come to think of it… that’s already happened. That explains why the Middle East is such a disaster zone.
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You are a fool who is a groid lover who licks the asses of old negro men while jerking them off.
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“Fake!” the herd cry out amongst their sobs in tearful howls.
This one has really sent the infidels on an emotion fuelled comment crusade.
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Fake, fake, fake, fake and fake.
All those boobs are fake. These pictures only contribute for a bunch of frustrated bubbled face kafir teenagers that come to this site to masturbating themselves increasing their acne problem.
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Spank me now! Spank me please! Spank me again! Spank me! No, don’t spank me again! No, please don’t spank me again! Spank me now! Spank me please! Spank me again! Spank me! No, don’t spank me again! No, please don’t spank me again! Spank me now! Spank me please! Spank me again! Spank me! No, don’t spank me again! No, please don’t spank me again! Spank me now! Spank me please! Spank me again! Spank me! No, don’t spank me again! No, please don’t spank me again! Spank me now! Spank me please! Spank me again! Spank me! No, don’t spank me again! No, please don’t spank me again!
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Emma Watson
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Didn’t you read the comments ?.Waston has been disqualified for being and transexual ladyboy. He still had his dick a few monthes ago, and the tits are as fake as the zionist state in Palestine.
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I think Mary Elizabeth Winstead looks way hotter!
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Are you gay as fuck?Scarlett Johansson is WAAAAYYYYYYY Sexier!!!!!
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scarlett johansons breasts are the most juiciest succulent breasts i want to lick, please, fuck, and cum on so i pick her to win!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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AND THEN THE TURTLE SAID’I fuck yo mudda’Than the rabbit got PISSED!!!
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dude,i think dat ALL DEM NIGGAS AND CRACK AZZESZ ARUE SEXY
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scarlet johansson
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i’ll take winstead
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I take yo mama
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Dem smelly crach ho whithe bitches ain’t for mes I wants dos nasty pussy smelllin Niggas and stinky rican bitches so fuck off you mofos
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Yous muslim mofos should does a survay to see which bitches has da most smelly pussies.I says it gos like dis
1st-Latina ho’s Dem latina bitches stink all over da pussy and da ass is funky da ass has pimples all over it and da to dark strips dat gos down da crack must be shit stains and dem bitches pits stank dats wy dems #1
2nd-da black hos dem just stink like old rotten fried chicken.
3rd-all the rest of da bitches some smell some smell a little but not as bad as #1-2
so you mofos tell what you think who body stinks da worst .
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Islam can suck my 7 inch dick and those pussy bitches with their 4 inched try to rumble with America go fuck yourselves
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Bitches
Dats all you gots is 7 inches damn boy you got nuthin like mines big black snake
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So many vile Western whores, I don;t know who to beat into submission & force into a burqa first!
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All this nasty talk-
Put some more pretty Israelis for us to vote on
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Israelis are a fake people. You mongrels are not the Hebrews of the holy scriptures.
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Dares no pretty Israelis dem bitches has hairy arm pits dat stink and hairy pussies dat smell like gafilta fish.
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Most of those are fake. Just sayin’.
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u fuckin son off whores u ave no clue u fucked ur mom and u ave da odasity to talk abt our religion . U bunch off mother fuckers
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Abdullah The Butcher go Fuck your goat
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asshole infidel go kill yourself
No thanks, your sister was as close to a goat as I’ll ever get or ever want to get.
Her pussy wasn’t all that bad but it took 6 hours to rid my crotch of the crabs she left me with.
You infidels should take better care of your whores.
When Islam takes over, us Muslims will make sure no infidel becomes a concubine until she checks out with our Muslim pussy inspectors.
Also, as soon as possible I shall witness your beheading and then cheer as its shoved up your ass.
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u have no identity .. u r no where a human u disc head
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She who is of 3 names: Mary Elizabeth Winstead
This one had the possibility to be saved, Johansson will be stoned come the jihad.
So this simple Farmer votes for Winstead, she will be better for tending the baby goats.
He of the Mountain
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The milk’s gone bad!
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Muhhamed is a faggot is right Fuck islam America is the best so go suck a cock you mother fucking asshole who masturbates and makes up lies about good women like selena gomez afterword you have no life what so ever so fuck you you peice of SHIT!
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Mary Elizabeth Winstead for me has better breasts than Scarlett. Thank you!!
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I say Scarlett has better breasts than Mary Elizabeth Winstead. Hope she wins.
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its a tough one both there tits have there good moments but id have to go scarlet johansson because marys tits are not big enough but if i had to screw one of them id have to go 3 some all the way!!!!
thought id put my bit in before they choose a winner
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Scarlet johansson wins every time. especially when she give me blowjobs
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Scarlett Johansson wins.
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