Celebrity Death Pool 2011

Michael Douglas dead



2010 was a fantastic year for celebrity deaths with every one from Gary Coleman to the insufferable Jewish actors Corey Haim, and Tony Curtis all meeting their end and rotting in hell.


However, a new year has started and that means that Allah willing more celebrities are about to die horrible deaths. We here at CelebJihad enjoy speculating which Zionist puppet is going to kick the bucket first, and lets just say a couple of goats and figs may change hands to the winner *wink.


The only rule is you can not off the celebrity yourself. Unless of course you make it look like an accident in which case if the authorities can not prove it then who are we to argue.


Anyway here is my list of the most likely celebrity deaths of 2011.

Peter Postlethwaite Peter Postlethwaite – Apparently he is already dead, but is he really a celebrity? Debatable!
Zsa Zsa Gabor Zsa Zsa Gabor – She just had half her leg amputated. It is possible she goes soon or Allah may want her to suffer and take her apart piece by piece.
Teen Mom Amber Teen Mom Amber – This is one crazy bitch who enjoys the company of ex-cons. If she doesn’t end up stuffed in a garbage bag and buried in the woods I’ll be shocked.
Chuck Berry Chuck Berry – He made a name for himself by being the first negro to play the white man’s music, and just recently he collapsed onstage. He’ll be dead soon
Lindsay Lohan Lindsay Lohan – This heathen druggie slut claims to be turning her life around in rehab. I don’t buy it, and if the drugs don’t take her, a militant strain of gonorrhea should.
Keith Richards Keith Richards – He has been defying death for years, but I have a good feeling that 2011 will be his last.
Snooki Snooki – The real question is how has she lived this long. One of those Jersey meat heads is going to straggle her eventually. I say it will happen sooner rather than later.
Justin Bieber Justin Bieber – OK this one is just wishful thinking, but he does travel in airplanes a lot so you never know *crossing fingers.
Michael Douglas Michael Douglas – He is so dead. Just look at him. It is what he deserves for marrying Catherine Zeta Jones and defiling her body with his tainted offspring.


We can only hope that every celebrity on this list and a lot more die in the coming year. If you have your own predictions about what celebrities will not make it to see 2012 share them in the comment section below. Allahu Akbar!

 

  • Yeshua’s Servant

    “Chuck Berry – He made a name for himself by being the first negro to play the white man’s music, and just recently he collapsed onstage. He’ll be dead soon

    YOU FOOLS GET EVERY THING WRONG. IT WAS THE WHITES WHO STOLE THE BLACKS MUSIC AS WE DID CHUCK BERRY’S. THE BLUES WERE INVENTED BY BLACKS.

    DON’T HATE THE FACT THAT YOU ARE BLACK TOO RADICALS. ALTHOUGH NOT AS NICE A BLACK COLOUR. YOU ARE URINE COLOURED.

  • theheadchimp

    Pull your head out of your ass. It is common knowledge that Chuck Berry stole songs from Tiny Tim. Niggers steal everything that isn’t bolted down including Tiny’s Tiptoe thru the tulips.

  • Yeshua’s Servant

    YOU MUST GET YOUR INTELLIGENCE FROM THE SAME DERANGED MEN AS YOUR FALSE VERSION OF THE QURAN. HEADCHIMP YOU ARE OUT OF YOUR LEAGUE. YOU ARE A CONFUSED 12 YEAR OLD JEWISH BOY. DONT BE ASHAMED OF THIS FACT. SHALOM

  • Abdullah The Butcher

    shitty servant

    Your boring ass lies are getting old; nothing you say can spoil the words of the prophet (PBUH).
    So take your jew loving ass someplace that wants to listen to your bullshit….oh wait….nobody wants to hear your shizo garbage.
    You even had to “fake talk” with yourself while pretending to be jihadfucker. That is sad…very sad….you sorry ass piece of filth.

    And believe me…you are one boring mofo. Hell, I bet you’re the only asshole in canada who can bore a bear into early hibernation.
    National Geographic should do a special on you; they could call it, “canada’s dullest asshole; a threat to wildlife.”

    Beware: There will come a day when you will rue the lies you have spread.
    Fuck you sucka!

    Eat shit and die you jew loving mofo!

  • Joe Jonas’s Girl

    I agree Justin needs to die. I hope he dies too.

  • lexie

    no justin bieber dose not need to die

    • Bobby killsmith

      No, but we need him to die. Quickly.

  • Yeshua’s Servant

    MY MY MY ABDULLAHDUNG. I HAVE YOU SPINNING IN CIRCLES. HAPPY INFIDEL STATED IT WAS HE WHO WAS JIHADFUCKER. I HAVE NO NEED TO USE OBSCENITIES LIKE YOU. I HAVE A BRAIN.
    DONT KEEP WHINING LIKE THE CONFUSED LITTLE BOY YOU ARE.
    THIS IS NOT A GAME PUNK. YOUR SALVATION LIES IN THE BALANCE.
    SINCE YOU CANNOT BACK UP ONE SINGLE THING YOU POST, WE KNOW IT IS ALL SATANS LIES AND WORK.
    SINCE IT IS ALL LIES, WHY WOULD IGET THE LEAST BIT IRRITATED. I KOW THE REAL TRUTH AND YOU DO NOT. SHALOM MY BROTHER IN YESHUA, AND ALL THE BEST BRO.

    PS…SINCE YOU HATE BLACKS, SUCH AS YOU YOURSELF ARE, YOU SHOULD STOP USING BLACK SPELLINGS.
    JUST THOUGHT YOU MIGHT LIKE TO KNOW, MY VERY GOOD FRIEND. PEACE

  • Yeshua’s Servant

    ABDULLADUNG, WHERE IS YOUR FULL BEARD?

  • Yeshua’s Servant

    THE REASON YOU INFIDELS HATE THE JEWS IS THIS……
    WE ARE A CANDLE OF LIGHT AND TRUTH TO THE REST OF THE WORLD. WE ARE THE “CHOSEN” PEOPLE. WE LOVE ALL AND HATE NO ONE.
    THERE ARE 1000′S OF REASONS WHY JEWS ARE SUPERIOR NOT TO MUSLIMS, BUT TO RADICAL MUSLIMS. YOU CAN SWEAR, RANT AWAY, AND KEEP THROWING YOUR CHILDISH TEMPER TANTRUMS COMPLETE WITH THE NECCESSARY OBSCENITIES.
    YOU ARE STILL 2ND DEATH WRONG! BYE BYE INFIDELS

  • http://www.celebjihad.com Durka Durka

    Too bad Yeshua’s Servant is not a celebrity. I have just received word from a sleeper cell in Toronto that Yeshua’s Servant will no longer be posting comments here and defiling this holy Muslim celebrity gossip site… if you get my drift ;)

    Praise be to Allah!

  • Happy Infidel

    Durka is that you in the pic? OMG!!! Are you wearing an off-the-shoulder T shirt? You look like a fag. You look like you just rolled out of bed..LOL!!!!

    • http://www.celebjihad.com Durka Durka

      Of course it is me. Obviously you do not pay attention to the fashion section of US Weekly. Because if you did you would know that one Lauren Conrad wore a very similar top back in August, and LC is as fashionable as they come! Now silence your heathen tongue before you embarrass yourself further.

      P.S. Robert Pattinson and I pay good money to look like we just rolled out of bed. The ladies love slothful men.

  • miley’s rancid vagina

    i think demi lovato will die soon. hopefully