CelebJihad.com Issues Fatwa Against South Park Creators
There has been a lot of ink from the mainstream Jew media bashing our brethren at RevolutionMuslim.com for making a post suggesting that Muslims should kill South Park creators Matt Stone and Trey Parker for their most recent blasphemous episode in which they depict the blessed Prophet Mohammed in a bear costume.
Though most of the time we fully support our fellow Jihadists at RevolutionMuslim.com we must admit that those guys are a bunch of pussies and couldn’t Jihad there way out of a paper bag. That is why we here at CelebJihad.com, the #1 celebrity Jihad site in the world, have decided to step up and issue a proper Fatwa against the infidel creators of South Park Trey Parker and Matt Stone.
To Whom It May Concern,
Hello, this is the official CelebJihad.com Fatwa against the defamers of the Prophet Mohammed, Trey Park and Matt Stone the creators of South Park.
Let me start by saying that it is very clearly stated in the Qur’an that Islam is a religion of love, and not violence. With that being said I am calling on every good Muslim man and woman to hunt down Trey and Matt and show them the full fury of Islam’s love by f*cking their brains out. Let us not stop until their penises are chaffed, their testicles are as dry and barren as the great desert, and their buttholes runneth over with the sperm of the righteous. We will find Trey and Matt and we will sex them until they collapse into an exhausted heap… then we will f*ck that heap.
Once Trey and Matt are properly and devastatingly sexed we will teach Comedy Central a lesson for being complacent in this offense to Allah by airing the episode which mocked the Prophet Mohammed. Comedy Central’s address is 1775 Broadway New York, NY. Let us all go down there are show our outrage and blast them with the love of Islam in person.
We will hump that building until its foundations shake. Our women will grind their naughty bits against its walls, while our men masturbate furiously in their court yard. Let us see if those Zionist pigs mock Mohammed again when they are up to their eyeballs in our sex juices.
Allahu Akbar!
Kill it with fire magnets!!!!
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Lets show them how worthless us sandniggers are!
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lol sandniggers…the shitstains of earth.
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is this fucking bullshit even serious
only retarded fucking monkeys will do this shit
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lol, the site got completely trashed.
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I watched the show and was distugested!
Allah should not be depicted as a bear, but dirty swine with a dick in his ass!
Hitler’s only mistake was not exterminating the faggot muslims!
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Bak-bakala! Dirka-dirka, muhammed jihad!!!. Haka sherpa-sherpa. Baka-la, muhammed jihad!!!!!!!
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Don’t threaten me ragheads! Your Fatwas are a joke!
I’ll call you on your threat muslim motherfuckers!
No fear here! Bring me a fight dogs.
Bring it on !
Motherfucking moslem dogs!
Threats are not cheap anymore muslim filth!
Take your trash out of my sight!
Southpark soft pedaled the truth about you filth!
I dare you to come to me motherfuckers!
You want an address motherfuckers?
#35750 Bettencourt st. Newark Ca.!
Bring it on. I’m waiting.
I’ve had enough of you dickwads.
I am not afraid of you sorry third world crap.
Stay peaceful if you are wise.
I’m ready to do what is required if you attack me or mine.
If you want peace you will find it.
If you want to fight go for it.
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I’m waiting for youso called emissaries from god.Hero’s try something.
Bring it on.
Quit talking shit lowlife ragheads..
Or prepare to back it up.
I want to get closer to you threateners.
I would love for you to leap frogs!
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God, you are so fucking stupid that it hurts my balls just thinking about it.
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I am personally going to come to your house and suck your cock. Then you will understand that Islam is not to be mocked!
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You know this site is a joke, right?
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How dare you threaten us! Now that you have supplied me with an address I plan on sending you goat assholes once a week as a sign of my disgust for you! Foolish American. This is all too easy.
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Lick my asshole towel head ;)
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Im Muslim, I watched the episode, I was not offended or even thought they depicted Mohammad one bit. The episode hasnt even finished and I see a good point coming with all this how they do in all there episodes. Sounds like some of us Muslims need to get over ourselfs. Us getting all butt hurt about this is excatly the point Trey Parker and Matt Stone are making and its quite ridiculous.
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Please return to the shit hole countries you came from and fatwa your mothers and fathers
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Im american and I watch South Park all the time. I guess because they make fun of everyone im desensized. I mean they poke fun at Jesus and I aint out there wanting to kill them I personally would love to go with (Allahu Akbar) idea and sex Trey Parker up lol. For me the episode kind of brings Muhammad to light in a good way, I never knew much about him, kind of got a bad impression about Muslims and Allah from the Media, this episode makes me want to learn more about him. I personally dont know Trey Parker and Matt stones motives I doubt there purposely defaming the Prophet. and like “ispeakthetruth” said every episode ends with a good point..Just wait and watch the to be continued. im sure the outcome has to be good. to be honest the only people I see them really making fun of is our American Celebritys
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Any God that can not defend itself is dead….Why are these extremists always in a hurry to kill in defense of their God.
Their God is dead and so is all of its followers
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fucking lol sand niggers, cant wait for south park tonight lol
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bring it one lowlife cocksuckers.
Fear? no way!
Talk shit from a distance but up close your no hero,s!
And bring your goat ass I will return it to you sender! wRAPPED IN a qUIRAN.
Threats are cheap.
Blood is expensive.
I would die rather than take one word back!
Your bullying tactics don’t work here.
I’ll send you a post card at your funeral if you attempt to carry out this threaT .
i CALL YOU COWARDS.
bRING IT ON SCUM.
iSSUE A FATWA BIG MEN LOWLIFES!
i’LL CONSIDER IT A BADGE OF HONOR TO HAVE YOU AS AN ENEMY!
bRING IT ON THREATENNERS!
i’M PREPARING FOR YOU.
sTUFF YOURSELVES AND “YOUR RELIGION OF PEACE”.
yOU MAY GET ME BUT IT WON’T END THERE.
iT WILL END WITH YOUR END!
yOU WILL NEVER TAKE ME ALIVE.
i PROMISE i WILL SEND YOU A FAREWELL TO YOURS.
wE WILL NOT BE THREATENED BY YOU ANY MORE.\
i ASSURE YOU i WILL DELIVER PIGS BLOOD IN MY RESPONSE TO YOUR ATTACK!
nO VIRGINS FOR YOU THIS TIME.
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WTF. This site is so fucked up.
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This is dumb. Why is this religion different from any other. this one religion is not special. people need to get over this shit. its making fun of the world and dumbasses who take this TOO seriously. grow up. this is a stand. What world is this? YOURS? NO. Its a melting pot of everything you can imagine. This isnt the past. This is the NEW WORLD. Times are changing. So change with them and make the world better. DONT DISCRIMINATE over BELIEF. Why cant we make better in the world. This is CHILDISH.
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ADAM I CAN’T EXPRESS MY DISGUST FOR THESE THREATENERS.
I BELIEVE AS YOU DO BUT SOMEONE SOMEWHERE HAS TO TAKE A STAND AGAINST THESE KILLERS.
FROM ZARQUAWI AND HIS BRUTAL AND INDESCRIBABLE UGLINESS
tO OSSAMA AND HIS IMPLACABLE HATRED THESE PEOPLE HAVE BEEN GIVEN WAY TO MANY BREAKS. SONNER OR LATER THEY ARE GOING TO GO TO FAR.
THERE WILL BE NO APOLIGIST FOR PRESIDENT THEN.
THEN THEY MAY CALL ON ALLAH IF HE MIGHT HELP.
SOMEHOW I DON’T BELIEVE A GOD WOULD SETTLE FOR THIS CHEAP A FORM OF IDOLATRY.
IF HE IS GOD AND I DON’T DENY HE MAY BE, THEN I SAY HE WOULD STAND ABOVE THIS iLK AND NOT BE PLEASED WITH BEING INVOKED BY SUCH PERSONALLY AMBITIOUS AND UNGODLY PREDATORS. THEY ARE GUILTY OF THE SIN OF PRESUMPTION THAT THEY RISE INTO A GODS VIEW, LET ALONE FAVORABLY!
sOMETIMES I THINK WE SHOULD HAVE NUKED CABULL IN AFGHANISTAN .
THEY MORE THAN EVEN JAPAN DURING WORLD WAR 2 WITH ITS ATROCITIES
DESERVE THIS. EVEN IF I DIE I SEE IF THERE IS NO CHANGE THAT NUCLEAR WAR WILL BE THE ONLY ANSWER WE WILL EFFECTIVELY BE ABLE TO DELIVER TO THESE LOWLIFE THAT REVEL IN THIS DISGUSTING IGNORANCE AND SELF SATISFIED HOLIER THAN THOU VIEW
WHICH THEY ACT UPON INDESCRIMINANT OF HONOR.
EVEN THE CATHOLIC CHURCH ADVANCED BEYOND THE INQUISITION AFTER A LONG AND DEPRESSING DARK AGE IN EUROPE.
HOWEVER THEY HAVE ONLY ONE PONTIFF WHO IS DIRECTLY ANSWERABLE TO MEN AND TO GOD.
THESE YAHOOS READ A BOOK CALLED THE QUIRAN AND THAT APPARENTLY QUALIFIES EVERY TOM DICK AND HARRY AMONG THEM WITH A CHIP ON THERE SHOULDER TO KEEP THERE FLOCK IGNORANT AND WHIPPED UP TO DO THER NEFARIOUS BIDING. SUCH AN ARRANGEMENT HAS NO HOPE OF ADVANCEMENT. THEY NEED A CENTRAL SOURCE OF ORTHODOXY WHICH THEY MAY NEVER DEVELOP. THAT IS TO BAD!
HELL, THEY KILL EACH OTHER FOR NO GOOD REASON EXCEPT A SMALL DIFFERENCE IN DOCTRINE. WHITNESS SUNNI AND SHITE AS THEY MURDER EACH OTHER WHEN THEY CAN’T IDENTIFY A EASIER TARGET.
YOU MAY HAVE NOTICED THIS BUT I DON’T CARE IF YOU HAVE.
YOU SOUND LIKE A APOLOGIST AND IT DOESN’T SUITE THE PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES ANY MORE THAN YOURSELF IF THIS IS SO.
BUT I GIVE YOU THE BENEFIT OF DOUBT ON MY PART THAT ALL THAT I SEE IS AS IT IS.
I DO APPLAUD YOU AS YOU ARE APPARENTLY WILLING TO RISK ALL TO MAKE A POINT.
WHEN YOU LEAVE YOUR ADDRESS AND STAND IN SOLIDARITY WITH THOSE THAT THESE HAVE THREATEN AND/OR KILLED, TO INCLUDE THE HEROIC SOUTH PARK CREW THEN I WILL CHANGE MY MIND.
i DON’T KNOW WHAT THE FUTURE HOLDS BUT UNTILL WE AS AMERICANS STAND UNITED AND UNAFRAID OF THIS SCOURGE IT WILL CONTINUE TO FESTER.
wITH SCUM LIKE obbummeer AS PRESIDENT AND CHIEF APOLOGIST FOR US NOTHING GOOD CAN COME.
MAYBE MY LITTLE STAND WILL RAISE THE FLAG AND HELP IT FLY AGAIN.
NEVERTHLESS TRUE HUMAN BEINGS DON’T ACT LIKE THESE SO CALLED MEN.
TtHEY ARE THERE OWN WORST ENEMIES.
TO THE IGNORANT AND UNWASHED CITIZENRY THAT THESE iMMAMS PREDATE ON
I DO FORGIVE.
FOR THEY DO NOT KNOW WHAT THEY DO.
THEY ARE IN A HOPELESS TRAP THAT HAS BEEN SPRUNG BY EVIL MEN!
I CAN FORGIVE EVEN THOSE ATROCITIES MENTIONED BUT I DON’T SEE HOW THAT IS POSSIBLE WHEN THEY REPRESENT SUCH AN EXISTENTIAL THREAT .
WORSE IN THE MIDST OF THESE ATROCIOUS CHARACTERS OUR LEADERSHIP DIVIDES US WITH THERE CONSTANT LIES ABOUT RELIGION OF PEACE.
I SAY IF OBUMMER LOVES THEM THEN GO LIVE IN kENYA WHERE HE WAS BORN .
lIKE BULLIES THE WORLD OVER AND NOT JUST THIS GROUP OF INHUMANE BULLIES YOUR
FEAR FEEDS THEM. I WILL NEVER SHOW FEAR FOR THEM BUT I CAN SHOW FORGIVENESS TO THOSE WHO RELENT IN THE FAMILY OF ABRAHAM.
iT ISN’T LIKELY TO HAPPEN WHILE YOU FEED THE BULLIES INSATIABLE DESIRES BY ACTING AS AN APOLOGIST!
iT REMINDS ME OF DRIVE BY SHOOTINGS I HAVE NARROWLY AVOIDED MYSELF
bEING DEALT WITH BY PRAYERS AT THE SCENE AND CAUSING THE BULLIES TO ATTACK THEM!
ITS FOR SUCH REASONS THAT I CAN’T UNDERSTAND YOUR APPARENT DEFENSIVENESS
AS IT WON’T HELP GET RID OF THESE SCOURGES.
iF AS SO STATED THE MOSLEM POPULATION IS PEACEFUL THEN THEY NEED TO STAND AND BE COUNTED AMONG THOSE THAT ARE HEROES FOR MANKINDS FUTURE.
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Poor bastard… Poor fucking bastard. The time he took to right that shit… ignorant fuck!
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at least I can speak with some semblance of intellectual susbtance murderers!
Al you know how to do is kill people.
We learned how to deal with that type decades ago in Germany.
We haven’t forgotten that lesson but we can move on unlike that Jihadis dead sucker!
I bet you are just a punk with an attitude.
Well punk do you feel lucky?
Make my day./
No fear here!
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steven C. Jackson….you are either the biggest moron on the planet or one funny mother f*cker.
Look around this site. Look at the other articles. Look at this one, for Christ’s sake? It’s a joke. It’s not run my Muslims. It’s probably run by a 13 year old in his parent’s basement. They’re talking about humping the walls of comedy central; does that sound real to you?
Your rants are hilarious, given the fact that this site is a joke. That’s why people are laughing at you.
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I think you want this dude, so direct your rage toward him…
http://pibillwarner.wordpress.com/2010/04/23/abu-talhah-al-amrikee-aka-zachary-a-chesser-publicizes-terrorist-propaganda-endorses-suicide-attacks-and-espouses-hatred-against-jews-on-revolutionmuslim-com-chesser-has-also-posted-on-a-web-site-r/
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im muslim
i just wanna say despite the fact that youre muslim, christian, jew, or whatever the frick you are, the majority here are retarded
seriously who cares? its frikken television.
who cares about muslims? people are just people.
if a muslim is not anywhere near your frikken radius, bug off you have no right to judge them or support any action against them.
because
NEWS FLASH its the media that portrays us as frikken terrorists.you judge them based on what you hear from the news.
THis is like the equivilient of believing HItler sayin “the jews are the problem” o believing it’s normal that the afircan amerians are the inferior race and deserve to be slaves.
the media is sayin the “muslims are the problem”
muslim or not,there are messed up people in the world
and the majority are here on this site, but hey nobody’s perfect. give everyone a fair chance before you judge them.
most people including muslims dont realize: we live in one world,one life man. so we only got one shot to come together.
GO GREEN!
just sayin
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I hear you all but I don’t see any of you saying where you live therefore you must have some doubts?
You are probably right and I don’t mind your jibes, I only am concerened with the threats that I have no way of verifying the veracity off.
If this is some dumb kid he might be advised that his threats are not taken lightly by me.
I didn’t live as long as I have by ignoring threateners.
Also the FBI and the bureau of homeland security ,if that is what janet Napolitano insist on calling it, is aware of these supposedly idle threats.
The jackass, if that is what he/she is, better know they don’t take threats lightly either.
I have seen so much carnage causes by the real Mccoys that I will not be relaxed until these stupid or malevolent creatures apologise or are incarcerated .
My statement still stands.
Send your best at me motherfucker.
This person forced me to arm myself to the teeth.
If you find it amusing so be it.
I will not lower my guard one iota until one of these two things occurs…………..
Or until another of you reports your home address;;..
No fear.
Or I have to deal with it myself.
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Reread the “threat.” Its about gay sex. Its not about violence. Wow. Its making fun of the website that mocked south park. Did you read it the first time? I have to stop coming here and reading these comments. They just make me sad.
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“I only am concerened with the threats that I have no way of verifying the veracity off.”
You could start by checking the about page of this very site, and the disclaimer that’s listed there, you stupid twat. You are as dumb as dirt, and you misspelled “concerned.” You also wrote “off” instead of “of.”
http://www.celebjihad.com/about
http://www.celebjihad.com/disclaimer.html
My name is Jake Blues. My address is
1060 West Addison, Chicago, IL.
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I hate people who don’t have respect for other people’s cultures.
Like those fucking Muslims.
All in all, the IDEA, that a nation like ours, can’t put down a 4th or 5th grade power, as the Islamo-Nazi regime in Tehran, is really shocking. It’s STUNNING! And most of it is due to internal politics. Well there’s a lot to do. This just is amazing to me.
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Ich kann auf diese Weise eingeben, aber mach mich nicht falsch. Ich habe es schon gesagt und ich sage es noch einmal (weil es immer dann gelöscht wird): Um politische Korrektheit Ende, ein Muslim zu töten.
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I was walking down the road when I saw an Afghan dude standing on a fifth floor balcony shaking a carpet.
I shouted up to him, “What’s up Abdul, won’t it fucking start?”
Anyway, he invited me to a Muslim birthday party. Kind of nervous about going. My Muslim girlfriend took me to one … the “musical chairs” was a bit slow, but, FUCK ME, the “pass the parcel” was quick!!!
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Sticking to the issue of the article: South Park satirizes EVERYBODY.
They have a Jesus character who’s a regular now and then.
They satarize the Jew kid, Kyle every episode. I don’t see Christians or Jews stabbing people and cutting their heads off because of satire!
I know they (Matt Stone and Trey Parker) ain’t conservatives, because Matt once said, “I hate conservatives, but I REALLY hate liberals.” But I hope Matt and Trey get themselves some guns, because the federal government has no intention on protecting them. Buy some “.45 infidel” calibers. Or hire some conservatives that carry guns. Because “Muslims: the religion of peace” they AIN’T.
I don’t want to see Matt and Trey to end up like that film-maker who made a movie satarizing Muslims and ended up dead at the hands of Muslim extremist. Or that cartoonist for a newspaper who drew a picture of Mohammed.
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I have to correct a quote: “I hate conservatives, but I REALLY fucking hate liberals.”
That’s what HE said, not me.
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I stand corrected as of now.
Goodbye.
Jake Blues.
I accept that you have a valid point.
I never said that I was sure only concerned.
So be it.
At least you have some balls.
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Steve.
Although the West had to “hold you back”, You may have singlehandedly put the Muslims in retreat.
Lol.
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OK. Sorry if I was harsh.
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“religion is the opiate of society”….
fucking stupid religous retards
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Durka Durka, love your site. I hate all else.
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The thing about South Park is that either you get it or you don’t. It’s all about satire. EVERYONE is in their crosshairs; Christians… Jews… Scientologists… Canadians… Barbra Sreissand… Stephen Hawking… Mel Gibson… the list is endless. None of the aforementioned groups or individuals declared any death threats to the shows creators… and why??? Because none of it is taken seriously. It’s a friggin’ cartoon.
If Muslims feel they need to kill individuals who hurt their feelings, I suggest this:
Grow a thicker skin and stop being such a whiny little pussy! No one cares if your feelings get hurt… not matter how many innocent people you think you need to slaughter.
Would you like to know what I find offensive? Mindless fools that believe they are given the right to kill all those that don’t believe as they do just because some thug of a prophet told them to. Your theology is flawed. So suck on THAT juice box. .
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