Carrie Underwood Rips Jews, Catholics During Holiday Special
Carrie Underwood shocked audiences during her “All-Star Holiday Special” Monday night, telling non-Christian viewers they should “change the f**king channel.”
During a profanity-laced opening that had to be edited for west-coast viewers, Underwood said that “you can’t have Christmas without Christ,” and that anyone who disagreed could “take it up with the A.C.L. Jew,” a derogatory reference to the American Civil Liberties Union.
“Where I come from, we say ‘Merry Christmas,’ not f**king ‘Happy Holidays,’ said Underwood while taking a generous swig from a bottle of Early Times Whiskey. “They made me call it an ‘All-Star Special,’ but it’s more like an ‘All Star of David Special.’”
After the vitriolic intro, Underwood launched into the song “Cowboy Casanova,” and the show seemed to return to normal. But near the end of the program, an obviously intoxicated Underwood launched into a second tirade directed at Catholics and Mormons.
“Since when did we start calling Catholics ‘Christians?’ said Underwood. “I can put a saddle on a donkey, but that don’t make it a horse. And just because those Mary worshipers carry around a cross don’t make them Christians.”
Added Underwood, “As for Mormons, f**k them too.”
A representative for Underwood declined comment.
im shocked and yet im not. I mean understanding the geography she comes from its no surprise but that she would be bold enough to actually do something like that on television. I for one will no longer buy carrie underwood cds, downland her MP3s or provide any financial, emotional, or any other form of support to her. WHO’S WITH ME?!?! BOYCOTT UNDERWOOD
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I love you, a whitey!
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you know this is completely fabricated story right?
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OMG I didn’t see any of this. . . .I saw the whole thing, but they must have edited it all out in our viewing area. . . I’m kinda bummed.
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Yeah, that, or they edited out the part of your brain that detects sarcasm and parody.
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This POST is complete LIES ! I watched the Special and Carrie was GREAT …. Why do people have to lie to get attention ?
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I’m really surprised you guys haven’t been sued yet. Honestly. This post and others are obviously libel. I would love to see you guys get sued. That alone would be more entertaining than all your articles combined.
P.S. I’m not a Carrie fan. You guys are just idiots.
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It’s patently clear you’ve never been to law school, and at best have a television-education with respect to the law. Accordingly, you should refrain from offering legal analysis.
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this is a huge lie ! people stop making things up
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Ask The Onion about libel.
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Learn about the site you’re on before you bitch:
CelebJihad.com is a satirical website containing published rumors, speculation, assumptions, opinions, fiction as well as factual information. Information on this site may or may not be true and is not meant to be taken as fact. CelebJihad.com makes no warranty as to the validity of any claims.
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the crime is that its not really funny.
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you guys are complete f**ken liars..i saw the f**ken show she never said that its a family show and plus carrie would never do such a thing she was raised with morals and values and respecting people…shes a nice christian girl…you f**cken liars go f**k yourselves..dont believe this people it never happened
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Hah…Carrie’s true fans will never believe this article. You all are so screwed for making up stories. Gawd..you are one of the saddest person to believe this. You are just jealous that 8.5 viewers saw the show! Boo hoooo..
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8.5 viewers? Not even 9 people in the entire U.S. were interested in this enough to watch it? Also, WHERE IN THE HELL did they find HALF a person to watch TV?
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Total Lie! Carrie should sue you! none of this happened asshole!
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This is not true. What where you watching. I watched the show and this is not true. Why do people find it nessacary to lie. Get a life. Dont belive me, go to youtube and type in carrie underwood christmas special. There are clips right from the opening.
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A pitiable and pathetic lot, the author of this driedt……(get out your Norske dictionary) . Authorship of such drivel, clearly establishes them for what they ARE…..R.O.S. (Rodents of Society)
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I would say that this is a CLEAR CASE (Open & Shut) of Public Slander and Defamation of Character. Normally those are the hardest cases to prove in court, but I have to hand it to you, You idiots managed to actually build one hell of a case against YOURSELVES.
How STUPID can you be?
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