Carrie Underwood Disgraces Her New Husband
The dowry goat’s milk is still fresh and already Carrie Underwood has disgraced her new husband Mike Fisher.
Carrie Underwood was photographed frolicking in the ocean like a complete and utter whore. Doesn’t Carrie Underwood realize she is married now? Her days of splashing around in water should be over.
When Mike Fisher bought Carrie Underwood from the male elders of her clan I am sure he was expecting to get a proper wife. A woman who was reserved and attentive. A woman who waits at her husband’s foot ready to give out blowjobs and sandwiches on command.
I’m sorry to say it but I think Mike Fisher got a lemon with Carrie Underwood, and he should return her immediately. She has already disgraced him with these photos of her wearing a bikini and splashing in the ocean, and I can not help but feel this is just the beginning of her whorish acting out.
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Seriously WTF are you talking about shes just taking a dip in the ocean sounds like some is just a hater. Congrats Mike And Carrie you make a great couple!!!!
Hot debate. What do you think?
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He’s being sarcastic.
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What the hell r u talking about??? why don’t you post the other pictures of her and Mike… seriously? You must just be a Carrie hater.. she’s one of the sweetest people ever and Mike hit the jackpot with her as did she with him. And since when does being married mean you can’t take a swim in the ocean?? They are a great couple and don’t need ignorant people like you bringing them down. Congrats to carrie and mike!!!
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is this a joke? or r u just an idiot? probably an idiot. yay for you!!
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Ummmm excuse me. I think the person who is a disgrace is you. You shouldn’t of even been born you stupid fuck. See this is why im such a man hater. stupid ignorant fucks like you ruin it for all the good men out there. Going around calling women whores and saying they have to give blow jobs. Why don’t you go jump off a cliff? Because i’m pretty sure nobody would care if you did. hahaha you know what its betetr if carrie acts like a whore because NO women in this day will EVER be reserved and attentive to a man fucker. You probably can’t even get a girl. Youre just jealous. Have fuck giving yourself blow jobs.
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Wow, you guys just don’t get it.
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are you fricken retarted? she is swimming in the ocean! get over it. what do you want her to do, wear a fricken winter coat and pants when she goes swimming in the ocean? Just because someone wears a bathing suit means they are a whore? you obviously have some issues. I dont know, maybe your fat so your jealous she can wear a bathing suit? i dont know but serioulsy get a life and stop being a jealous person that has nothing better to do than write about carrie wearing a bathing suit.
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Lots of idiots comment on these stories.
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the first time you stumble across this website, you’re like WTF. but then you keep coming back and get the guy’s sense of humor. and then once you get it, you can’t get enough. so for you newbies, the whole disgrace thing is a shtick playing on arab stereotypes. i like the part about getting Carrie from her clan.
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the website should be shut down for talking about carrie that way!!!
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This is why I dislike the Ottawa Senators. Mike Fisher took some prime property off the market. …Okay, I don’t dislike the team. Just the player.
I still can’t get enough of the commenters who think you’re serious about this though.
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stone the whore!
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She is like uncoverd meat! The temptrress allows herself to be eye raped by unlimited men! Her husband must seek the true justice of sharia! If she repents and puts on the burqa she should only recieve 99 lashes, but if she persists in these vile displays she must be killed to save the honor of her family! And Allah knows best! Allah Akbar!
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Arab men and fanatics of any religion make me sick …they make me wanna puke ,no offense i am a muslim by name myself but the double standards are sickening,i know they are present everywhere but not at the same extent i feel them in the arab world.If they are so keen on following the religion word by word why dont they ask of the men to save themselves as well,religion demands both genders save themselves and why dont they ask of men to look away like it is demanded from them instead of devouring us with their eyes and rude comments as we walk down the streets here..Both ways i dont believe in the woman wearing the vail or saving herself cuz no man is worthy of that + most men in arab world have slept arround and they brag about it soo why the fuck do they rub a bank and look at us and ask us not to steal a damn tiny item…Fuck this man s world,women give miracle of life,without us there would be bo them…mother fuckers
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Yasmine
You are a crude, despicable wretch of a bitch and you have lost the right to call yourself Muslim.
I just hope that your family is aware of your immorality and takes you before your local Imam…who will most certainly issue a fatwa.
The only thing that would make me feel better about you….would be if I could throw the first stone at your execution.
May Allah have mercy on your soul but it is more likely that you shall burn in hell
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Typical jibberish. To say kill someone because they have a bathing suit is on is the most ridiculous, pathetic, insane, not to mention just stupid statement ever to be made. I can however think of some things that deserve death.
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Hey Dumbass, you failed to include the entire photo, like of him standing right next to her. Or maybe your should add the ones of them sharing a passionate kiss and suntanning on the deck of their honeymoon hut. Yeh right, nice try.
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ROFL I love this site, solely because it proves just how stupid Americans are. They still aren’t aware this site is satire/sarcasm/fake LOLOLOL LMAO OLOL
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hahaha burqa?? does she look brown to you?
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is this a brown people site?
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Yes.
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now i understand then!
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She does not look like she’s doing any whoring at all.
BUT, take a boonsucker like Kendra Wilson….ha ha ha?
Now thats a dumpster licking, shit eating, old man F%$#@!in WHORE!
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it’s called sarcasm……
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I sincerely hope that you are joking with your comments because if not, man you really do have big problems.
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Whore?
You’re an obvious idiot for even suggesting it. Have you ever even been to the beach or do you just sit and type into the PC all day? Get a grip.
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Dude….since when is splashing around in the ocean by yourself a disgrace to anybody…..I wonder…..do you still live with your mother?
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She is a whore lol at all the clowns here defending her…reprobates
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okay, how the fuck is swimming in the goddamn ocean whorish? And for the ass who lol’d at us defending her, who are you to judge her? You don’t a damn thing about her enough to say that she’s a whore. No one does. So i suggest you shut the fuck up.
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Listen, carrie married this guy for who knows what reason. She isnt a natural beauty, clearly the picture shows that and I would remove mikes pic myself, The guy has a pouch, looks dirty all the time, greasy hair, wears the same clothes almost every pic I see of him, he has scars everywhere, a wondering eye, and that chin, my god I hope if they have kids they dont inherit that. This marriage was about publicity. Now shes moving to canada? Well idiot US fans, u getting any message from her packing up with your money and moving? Carrie is immature, no common sense at all. The only logical person in her life is her DAD who by the way, has NEVER made a single comment about her career or marriage because he cant believe what shes turned into. GO TO CANADA CARRIE, DO U ALL A FAVOR.
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Carrie underwood has USED every single one of u US fans. She took your money and is blowing it on homes she isnt living in while people are homeless. SHe blew a half a mill on her wedding then had the nerve to SELL her pics to peoples magazine for 2 mill. Shes laughing all the way to the bank on u idiots money. NOW shes moved to canada, a country who NEVER supported her until she started dating Mike boy, She sits back and lets u idiots without any life, vote her songs to #1, videos, u buy her concert tickets, and all she has to do is come up there with her fake hair and wave and smile and u dimwits keep buying her crap and making her richer. Now she can spend your cash in another country instead of supporting her own. DO ANY OF U REALIZE UR NEVER GOING TO SEE CARRIE AGAIN UNLESS U BUY A TICKET TO HER CONCERTS. SHE IS ONLY LOYAL TO CARRIE. IM WITH HER DAD, WHERE DID HIS YOUNGEST DAUGHTER GO. YOU ARE SO FAKE CARRIE, U SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF, AND THIS RELIGION THING, COME ON, UNTIL MIKE CAME ALONG, WE NEVER HEARD ANYTHING FROM U ABOUT RELIGION, RELIGION IS ABOUT HOW U CONDUCT YOUR LIFE, AND WHAT U TRULY BELIEVE, U BELIEVE IN MONEY, FAME AND U. NONE OF THAT HAS ANYTHING TO DO WITH RELIGION. GO TO CANADA AND STAY THERE WILL YA. GOOD RIDDENS.
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