Cameron Diaz Takes A-Rod’s Vitamins

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Famous actress and infertile unwed shrew, Cameron Diaz has been taking her boyfriend, baseball player Alex Rodriguez’s “vitamins”.

According to friends it all started a few months ago when Cameron Diaz spent the night at A-Rod’s (out of wedlock I might add) and she forget her Women’s One A Day multivitamins at home. Cameron decided to take some of A-Rod’s instead. While fumbling around in his medicine cabinet she could not find any vitamins, but she did come upon a box labeled “horse steroids”. She figured those probably had her daily dose of Vitamin C, so she injected herself with the syringe inside.

Ever since that day Cameron Diaz has been feeling great. Even though, like most 38 year old women, she suddenly put on about 15lbs of lean muscle and her breasts have shrunk. Aging plays funny tricks like that, but as long as Cameron takes her A-Rod “vitamins” she’ll continue to live her barren, loveless life for years to come.

  • theheadchimp

    Goddamn that is one fugly bitch. She looks like AROD in drag.

    • Ciro

      Because we all know that “upskirt” phtoos are really so bad… Come on! Who cares, if someone wants to see my undies… so be it. This is truly stupid!

  • Abdullah The Butcher

    Cameron may not be fit for making babies but she can sure earn her keep digging wells.

  • Akbar Goldstein

    This Alex Rodriguez person has trained her right. He makes her feed him popcorn in public as a sign of his superiority. She knows the fact that the woman is inferior to the man. She should be thankful that he takes her out in public because all mans know that the womans should be in the kitchen making meals for the mans of the clan or in the bedroom preparing to be inseminated and making little jihadists. It is obvious that he feeds her just the minimal amount of sustenance to keep her alive because she is not an obese pig like all other American womans!!!!

  • theheadchimp

    I finally figured out who this ugly bitch looks like. She looks like Iggy Pop with a lot more makeup. Shes got to have the sucking power of a Dyson vac cuz damn who would bone that ugly bitch.

  • Jesse

    Why is everyone so against women having muscle tone? There is nothing wrong with it!!!! GEt over it!

    • Abdullah The Butcher


      You sound like a tranny lover….you perverted mofo.

  • zillaman

    Chimp faggot. She would slap you like the little bitch you are. Celebjihad, is a fucking joke like you Chimp.

  • zillaman

    oh and a cumguzling circus chimp… FAGGOT…

    • theheadchimp

      You ain’t got the guts……you are nothing but a big typing cocksucker.