Call the Undertaker; Umaga from the WWE is Dead!?

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Time to call the Undertaker, because sources are reporting that Umaga, the WWE wrestler, has died. Reports indicate that he fell asleep on his couch and never woke up, which is not exactly the death of a warrior.

If true, we mourn with his family. Although when it comes to wresting, there is only one true champion! Yes my friends, here at CelebJihad.com, the Iron Sheik still reigns supreme! All hail the Iron Sheik! May he return to the ring and smite the infidels once more, Allah willing.

 

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Add a comment 25 Responses to “Call the Undertaker; Umaga from the WWE is Dead!?”
  1. Vic says:

    “Call the Undertaker?”
    Does that strike YOU as funny?
    And, if so, do you REALLY think comedy, or your attempt at it, is appropriate when someone has died?
    You’re the type of person that promotes the idea that the Internet should require common-sense licenses.

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    • Funny says:

      “Does that strike YOU as funny?”

      Uh, yeah. It’s not even really making fun of Umaga. Lighten the fuck up.

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  2. Big Phill says:

    You’re a real fucking jackass if you find any humor in this. Please get hit by a bus in the very near future

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  3. Maury says:

    waaaaaaaaaaaaay too soon. inappropriate article here dude.

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  4. R.T. says:

    Your “allah” will deal with you when you get to his kingdom when you realize theres nothing waiting for you but pain and discontent!

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  5. gaga says:

    Actually, this is one of the nicer obits to appear on this site.

    RIP big U.

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  6. mick says:

    not funny man, rip…

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  7. ThatGuy says:

    I hope your next Jimmy Jihad.

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  8. Dwayne says:

    What’s the matter with you? Do you actually think people will find your article funny? It’s hardly been 24 hours since the man died. People like you should be banned from posting. A performer like Umaga who entertained us on so many occasions deserves better than your crappy article. RIP Umaga

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  9. FU says:

    Someone dying is never funny – and neither are you.
    I just hope Vince shows some class (for once) and doesn’t make
    Umaga’s death a part of CM Punk’s rant.

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  10. jade monjaraz mendoza says:

    the man has died and it´s not funny (call the undertaker) fucking man umaga appear in our minds many times i only want that mahon don´t make a stupid thing like others

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  11. gays lihejfkj says:

    what umaga died ? i can belibe it umaga was a super star i only want to be serious but others can´t do it becs theis stupis maind la verdad yo ablo español pero nimodo pobre umaga y es un fucking el que dijo llamen al undertaker no tiene respeto y solo esperpo ver un recordatorio respetuoso en raw con vunce machone y los otros luchadores que en pas descanse

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  12. JD says:

    your a fucking dick head

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  13. tein says:

    what are you thinking making fun of him.he wasnt my favorite wrestler but idont care who you are or what you are.you should have a little bit of respect to dont joke about them when there died.why would you say call the under taker.its inapropriate and selfish.

    R.I.P. UMAGA
    im sorry umagas family

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  14. Mike Canada says:

    Jihad you suck. You could not have picked a worse time to comment. Fatu was a great family man and wrestler. You need to learn some values. But Jimmy we both know you have no values and deserve what you get. Hopefully FIRED!!!

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  15. ShoeUnited says:

    At least he’s got two wrestlers in his family. Think of the size of the casket they’re going to lift. Let’s just hope that Dwayne doesn’t do the people’s elbow with the casket.

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    • Janice says:

      Ya’ll are a bunch of SICK sumbigtches

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    • Dead Ed™ says:

      HaHaHa! You painted a picture in my head of Dwayne doing the People’s Elbow on the casket. That left me rolling. Aren’t they cousins or something? They have a big wrestling family. I believe Rakishi and Superfly Jimmy Snuka are also family.

      RIP Umaga.

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  16. Res in Peace says:

    You Umaga rest in peace

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  17. ALEX says:

    creo k la muerte de “umaga” se tiene k esnterar todos los seguidores de la wwe

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  18. ALEX says:

    TODOS SON PUTOS

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  19. daddycool says:

    hot babes at http://daddycool18.blogspot.com/

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  20. isra says:

    did jeff hardy watch umaga death

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  21. Mick says:

    I thought wwe wouldve at least had a tribute,never the less rip big U We will
    always remember u,
    also their is no need for a smart ass comment.

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  22. Olivia says:

    i am so sorry for him and i thought wwe would never let any one be like that at all…………!!!!!!!!???????

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