Brock Lesnar Is In Serious Condition

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Brock Lesnar



Breaking news: Years of abusing anabolic steroids and prescription painkillers may be harmful to your health!


UFC heavyweight champion Brock “HGH” Lesnar is in serious condition and may be transferred to the Mayo clinic to have “major surgery” according to UFC President Dana White. White went on to say that Brock’s condition is so serious that he “may never fight again”.


Long time Brock Lesnar training buddy Chester McChestpumper was shocked by the news saying, “Who would have thought that years of shooting up bovine growth hormone would be hazardous to your long-term health? If only someone would have warned us!”

 

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  1. garry says:

    Wow. You must be the same guy who got stuffed in a locker. Glad to see that you got out and aren’t holding a grudge. Get over it. He is a pro athlete that is regularly tested. I am gonna guess that you are not a physician, just a guy whose doctor cant find his sack.

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  2. a whitey says:

    awww. i love brock. like not in a gay way but kind of. but for real he is like a viking/nordic king brought back from the past to take over the world

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  3. some loser says:

    get well soon

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  4. celebsonly says:

    god bless… roids are really only TRULY lethal at uber-high levels like this guy was obviously on.. i know plenty of people who’ve grown old and used roids just to get cut or slightly bigger with no adverse effects

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