Brittany Murphy Dies Tiger Woods Breathes Sigh Of Relief
Christmas came early for Tiger Woods this year when actress Brittany Murphy died suddenly in her LA home. Tiger and his harem of skanks who had been dominating the headlines the last couple weeks were instantly wiped off the front page as Brittany chased the dragon one to many times.
Brittany Murphy’s death looks like a clear case of drug overdose. However, we here at Celeb Jihad aren’t ruling out foul play just yet. We have to ask ourselves who would benefit the most from Brittany’s demise. The answer is most certainly Tiger Woods.
I’m no Angela Lansbury but I think the authorities should be at least questioning Woods about his whereabouts when Brittany Murphy died. Maybe they can smack him around some too, and see what he confesses too. I just find this whole thing a little to convenient for Tiger.
Feel free to make wild speculations and accusations in the comment section. It may be the only way we are going to solve this case!
You are sick and ridiculous. It’s really not even that funny. She died of a heart attack dick, not EVERYTHING is a scandal story, and that should be what we are happy to read, especially when it depicts someone’s life… shame on you and your writing is no good. Sorry.
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um wow, do you understand what sarcasm is? i don’t know, i guess some people just find humor in life and, hem, some act as though something is stuck in their ass
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Lila – what is a heart attack dick? I have heard of a dick with a hard-on attack but never a heart attack dick.
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Santa Claus comes to mind as a suspect! He’s may have felt a bit let down by the fact that Tigger in the Woods was drawing so much attention.
It’s been heard that Santa’s been doing some of his rounds much before 25-Dec to keep up with his workload. As such, the possibility of his being in the neighborhood of LA (where else do the gift request lists be bigger and costlier??) cannot be ruled out totally. Just wanting to draw attention back to himself, Santa?
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you sick sack of shit, why anyone would write about someones death the way you have is’nt right. I can’t believe the poisonous comments you have just made about Brittany Murphey and Tiger woods, you’re supposed to deliever the facts not give your own twisted opinions.
A beautiful young actress has died suddenly of a supposed heart attack, not drugs and to accuse Tiger Woods of having involvment in her death is just pathetic, your sense of humour is twisted and only someone with half a brain cell would find it funny.
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A 32 year old “died suddenly of a suppossed heart attack, not drugs” you are kidding yourself, maybe if she was 4000 pounds. drugs of some discription will definatley be involved. Its a blog for fricks sake not the nightly news, of course he will give his opinion. Some of you yanks give the majority of you a really bad,stupid wrap. don’t be so gullible, you can find that definition on google too as well as “transgressions” which is not the act of gender reassignment by the way
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I aint a yank
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how dare you headline your story like you have …shame on you have you no compassion for someones life
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thats hilarious i love how the dumbass chicks are gettin all pissed like they knew the chick. you dumb girls will forget about her next week. LIGHTEN UP YOU’LL LIVE LONGER
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Wow some people are really fucking heartless.
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I think your disrespectful ass who should have more compassion for human life whether the person was known to you or not…
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good on ya andy, tell it like it should be, even if 14 year olds dont like it
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Does anybody know if the upcoming horror thriller film starring Brittany Murphy ever finished production? It was supposed to be released in 2009. 2010 is almost here. Will they make the “Deadline”?
I for one am going to really miss Britanny Murphy, she’ll be remembered for some of her classic roles in such movies as;
“Drop Dead Gorgeous”, “Girl, Interrupted” and “The Dead Girl”.
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wow a decent reply. well done dead ed obviously you are not a prepubescent girl
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no wonder “andy” reads your storys, like i said people with half a brain cell
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honestly people don’t get pissed off… read the disclaimer, where it states THIS IS A SATIRICAL SITE FULL OF SATIRICAL CONTENT. the man can say what he wants how he wants it and is in no way “serious” as many think he is. andy’s right, lighten up a bit
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Shame on you. You write anything for money.So unethical!Have you heard the saying ,wonrking for an honest living? Try that for a change. You will make your family proud…..
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Feigned outrage!!!
/shakes fist at sky
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the piccilo player is a motherfucker.
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The article is fine, the fact is I see one Mr. Woods and a dozen + sleazy women. I’m not hearing any stories like Tiger hit on me and I told him to nik off. In fact I would like to hear 100 women said get lost and he ended up with 16, or whatever the number is. Said commentary on women. Your all looking amoral and cheap.
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Learn to spell at least.
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well ur the one who chased da dragons wid her i guess then u should be frisked and tossed by da cops first rather than tiger for her over dose …. so do ur self a favour and surrender
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I dont know why these dumbass bitches and assholes are getting so worked up about this Brittany Murphy like they knew her personally. Get a life you insignificant, celebrity ass-kissing, and wannabes. You did not know Brittany and Brittany did not care or give a shit about your pathetic existance. So stop trying to defend her honour and death like you are her publicist. Get a life!
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ya know, most of the time this site cracks me up and i laugh my ass off because it targets asshole clebs and their huge egos, but you’re cracking jokes about a girl that died 2 days ago. no,i didn’t know her but because she was not a tabloid crack whore with a DUI or a another reality show bitch i think she maybe deserves a little better..”satirical content”. nope, not this time, this is just sad.
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people are so heartlessss!!!!!!!! its fucken ridiculous…. if you think its funny well its not…. you should stop trying.
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to all those imbeciles who keep leaving comments about “dumbass bitches” who didnt know brittany murphey and are arse kissing her. The comments from these “dumbass bitches” have nothing to do with knowing her, it was the way this article was written, which is not funny in any way shape or form and to be honest totally stupid and insulting considering the girl has only been dead a few days.
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would it make it better when she was dead for a week? its a freaking satirical blog, grow up and smell the sarcasim
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I don’t know why everybody has to fret. This article is right out of Æsop’s Fables.
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“you’re supposed to deliever the facts not give your own twisted opinions”
It’s freakin gossip/comedy site folks!!
Are there really people this “Clueless” (Hey-O!!).
Get a grip and don’t read the articles if you are easily offended…go back to reading real cutting edge stuff like “People” or “Us” magazine…
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I am not sure if I am missing a point or the rest of you are. This article slams Tiger Woods more than
Brittany Murphy, and it is hilarious. I think he has more to be ashamed of than she ever will no
matter if she was chasing dragons or not. After all we are all thinking it anyway, since she was a
celebrity and drug/alcohol use is such common place in Hollywood.
But Tiger, they tore you a new one, and you deserve every bit of it.
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truly very good points right here, just thanks
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