Brittany Murphy Dead At 32
Actress Brittany Murphy the star of such movies as “Clueless” and “8 Mile” died today at the age of 32.
Brittany Murphy’s mom discovered her unconscious in the shower. A 911 call was made at 8:00 AM from her Los Angeles home. When paramedics arrived, they quickly determined Murphy was in full cardiac arrest and immediately administered CPR. Brittany Murphy was taken to Cedars-Sinai Medical Center where she was pronounced dead on arrival. Her time of death was listed as 10:04 AM.
Many are already beginning to speculate that drugs lead to Brittany Murphy’s death. However, when pressed for a cause of death Los Angeles County coroner Manuel Perez creepily responded “I’ll never tell” to pay homage to Brittany’s role in the hit movie “Don’t Say A Word”.
My Condolences to the family. :(
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woops…..hope she had a great life!!
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Last night, I had a wank over Brittany Murphy.
This morning, she died.
So lads, tonight I’m going to take one for the team and wank over Adam Lambert. Wish me luck.
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Oh well, at least she can be reunited with her career now
I’ve not been able to get on CelebJihad for the last 5 minutes. Looks like she finally got her 5 minutes of fame!
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As for Durka Durka’s posted article, I heard different.
Brittney Murphys Death has left coroners “Clueless”.
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I for one am going to really miss Britanny Murphy, she’ll be remembered for some of her classic roles in such movies as;
“Drop Dead Gorgeous”, “Girl Interrupted” and “The Dead Girl”.
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Does anybody know if the upcoming horror thriller film starring Brittany Murphy ever finished production?
It was supposed to be released in 2009. 2010 is almost here. Will they make the “Deadline”?
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My Condolences to her family and friends.Although I knew none of you I will keep you in my prayers.Try to take comfort in the fact that shes in a much better place than this world will ever be…
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wau
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you live pay taxs and die sorry to hear that but o well
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to dead ed, you are a sick freak, how can you sit and make jokes like that. what if it had been someone you know, what if it was your child. grow up. i cant believe you think you are so funny to poke fun at someone who passed away and can’t defend themselves. she was a great actress, started off a bit rocky but she was a great actress… you are just a low down creep who has nothing better to do with his time than bash on someone who has passed away, your sick get help!
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Yeah… maybe I oughtta work for CelebJihad.
What are YOU doing here, anyway?
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Brittany Murphy’s family are having a memorial for their little “Shining Star”. Another movie I don’t remember her in.
It’s funny how Brittany Murphy was in Just Married.
She would have been a lot better in Tim Burton’s The Corpse Bride.
Anyway, I’m not a complete low down sick creep.
I feel bad Brittany Murphy died. I knew those Eddie Murphy and Britney Spears dolls fucked up.
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HEY THE HELL CAN YOU SIT THERE AND BE SO HEARTLESS DEAD ED!!
YOU KNOW JUST CUZ SHE WAS AN ACTRESS AND PROBABLY NOT YOUR FAVORTIE(AS WE CAN ALL SEE) SHE WAS A PERSON JUST LIKE YOU OR ME. ITS WRONG TO TALK CRAP ABOUT SOMEONE YOU DONT KNOW YOU PROBABLY WISH YOU DID. ITS LIKE SOME CLOSE TO YOU PASSING AND PEOPLE WHO DIDNT KNOW THAT PERSON DECIDED TO BASH THEY. IT WRONG AND COLD HEARTED IT PEOPLE LIKE YOU WHY THE WORLD IS SUCH A COLD AND CRUEL WORLD…. YOU SHOULD REALLYTHINK ABOUT WHAT YOU SAY ABOUT PEOPLE. AND HAVE MORE OF A HEART!!!
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Girlfriend: Eddie, you don’t know who Brittany Murphy is?
Dead Ed™: Nope.
Girlfriend: I would have thought she’d be on your Fuck List.
Dead Ed™: What about her?
Girlfriend: She died today.
Dead Ed™: Dead? Well, she’s on my Fuck List now…
I slept on the sofa that night.
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Your death was good Britanny, and I’ma let you finish… But I just want to say that Michael Jackson had the best heart attack of all time. Yours didn’t even crash CelebJihad.
To commemorate the death of Britanny Murphy my trousers are now officialy at half mast.
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“So, Brittany, what did you think of Avatar?”
“It was to die fo-”
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Ed- you will regret your words someday. I actually feel sorry for you. You are one of those people who has no heart. When your old and alone, you will wonder why no one wants to come see you. Comments like this is going to be the reason. Have a heart man. I know you have the right to your opinion, but damn keep that crap to yourself. I will pray for you!
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