Britney Spears Admits To Worshiping The Devil

Britney Spears devil



By Muhammad’s beard! Britney Spears has just admitted to worshiping Satan! Brit said the following on her Twitter account,


Britney Spears devil


We here at Celeb Jihad have worked tirelessly to warn the masses that all celebrities are Satan worshiping shape shifting reptiles, hell-bent on world domination. Now the truth comes out!


Britney was not done there though, she hit us one more time with this doozy of a twat,


“I hope that the new world order will arrive as soon as possible! – Britney”


With Barack Obama being the first celebrity President (I don’t count Ronald Reagan because his movies sucked), I’m afraid this world is doomed.


The righteous among us must build rocket ships and blast off into space, trusting that Allah will guide us to a more hospitable planet with no celebrities… or Jews.

 

  • Dead Ed™

    Yeah, Ronald Wilson Reagan wasn’t part of the elite Hollywood crowd. He was a B-list celebrity. AVE SATHANAS!

  • Cthulhu

    what the hell?

  • Go fuck yourself, Britney.

    You really believe she worships Satan? If she would, i would hate Satan, and i dont.

  • jose arvizu

    britney jeans spears you are a piece of shet

  • tanya maria hall

    you are puke of satan,cheap bitch

  • King of the Infidels

    Poser