Breaking News: Justin Bieber Gets First Pube
Celeb Jihad has just learned that soon to be 16-year-old and Canadian songstress Justin Bieber has just got her first pube!
Justin was said to be frightened at first, but she had a nice long talk with her mom and is now excited that she is beginning her long overdue transformation into womanhood. No word yet if Justin has started getting her period, but we imagine with pubes popping up like they are it is only a matter of time.
For those who do not know who Justin Bieber is yet, she is a singer and song writer who is taking the world by storm. Justin was discovered on YouTube were she use to post videos of herself dancing in her underwear while lip singing Britney Spears songs. A music exec saw potential in the young beauty and flew her to Atlanta to get started on making horrible music for the hormonally charged teen masses. The rest as they say is history.
wrong don’t call him no fag he is a boy go and feel his crouch if you like….
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What is a crouch? What’s the fucking deal with Bieber bitches not being able to spell? Has texting made your brains falls out or is it licking the windows? My advice to any 15 year old boys who might be reading this is grow some floppy hair, buy a guitar, shop at the GAP and go bag yourself some stupid pre-teen skank ass, trust me kid you’ll thank me later when you’re not sucking dick for crack like the rest of your worthless generation.
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justin beiber is a fag he licks dicks not vaginas
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Uh…Nobody will remember who she is in a couple of years anyways. There’s no reason to argue about it. She’ll drop off the map like every other talentless act, once everyone has milked her for all she’s worth. The only mention of her name will be in passing and those of you that are sticking up for her right now, will probably bury your head in your hands for having wasted valuable minutes of your lives listening to this crap. So, vehemently defend your overly feminine teeny bopper idles…You’ll be the one feeling stupid when you are the only ones still listening to her shit in 5 years.
Oh yeah, THANKS CANADA!!! Couldn’t imagine what we’d do without this little gem.
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OH NOES! MY BELOVED JUSTIN IS GETTING MADE FUN OF THE INTERNET!?!? NOOOO! YOUR ALL FAGGOTS WHO DON’T UNDERSTAND, JUST WAIT, ONE DAY IM GONNA SUCK HIS VAGINA OUT AND IT WILL BE MINE.. MINE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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It makes NO sense (No matter how stoopid ur fucktarded ass is) that a girl should ever think about Justin Bieber. First, you have no chance with a rich little kid (Yeah he’s like 16 or something I don’t know). I’m 12, for real – I’m 5’7, with my shoes OFF. When my shoes are on (I’m gellin’) I’m like 5’8. So I dwarf everyone I know. I started going through puberty a while ago, and my voice is PLENTY deep, more than smooth, hell to be honest, if someone wanted to spend 2 hours working on my hair and makeup, then write some retarded song that doesn’t make sense to the normal person, and make me lip sync it or whatever (I’m not sure how he does it), then have me go ask out Betty White after the show, I would. But I better be getting paid a lot of money. It just doesn’t make sense to care about Justin Bieber, because theres no chance that you out of like 6.5B people will even be seen by Justin Bieber, or asked out, or get married (GAME OVER) whatever happens, its stupid. I’d rather lose a girl I had a crush on to all three Jonas brothers than Justin Bieber. Justin just ain’t cool, hes a faggot. Thats just how it is. If everyone just stops talking about him or caring then he will die out. Look at the real picture, girls fall for every guy they see on TV. Men never fall for girls they see on TV. Compare the intelligence of a man versus a girl.
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Im a girl and I hate him, does that make me a man? =\
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hes a fag
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omg justin beiber is such fuckin fag why does he sing like a girl ? know why cause he is a fucking girl i ont even think hes gone thru puberty yet .his hair is so fuckin doujey and the asshole can suck a dick .
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lol u guys are so fuckin funny when i read the comments it made me laugh lol
justin beiber is a fuckin bitchy faggot that sucks dick and licks pussy ok
so alll you fuck youreself if you think hes abborable he is nothe is a motherfuckin ass
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How is this news exactly?
To be honest the only reason I clicked this link was to chuckle at jokes made about Justin Beaver.
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I enjoy the fact that all of you also prepubescent people that are defending this 15 year old little girl scout. All I have to say is… Wait until she (Justine) hits puberty and the acne sets in. ;)
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i hope all of you bitches have learned your lesson of modern day marketing, and gay fags named justin bieber
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Justin Bieber: Just another tool, used to sell happy hardcore bullshit songs to stupid cracker kids who run to their parents to pony up cash for the crap.
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Dirka Dirka Dipshit Loser……….. this is whats wrong with the music industry, no tallent hacks who rely on computer technology to make them sound good singing songs written for them to crowds of stupid pre-teens spending their parents money like it’s going out of fashion. Buy another poster jackass, it will go with the rest of your bullshit. I blame R&B, when the industry started to all go wrong, and the fuckin backdoor boys.
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I love this site, solely because it proves how dumb people really are lmao. It’s also further proving foreigners right about how stupid Americans are.
People actually believe these articles are real LOLOLOLMAO
THESE ARTICLES ARE NOT REAL. THEY ARE FAKE. THEY ARE SARCASM. THEY ARE SATIRE.
If you are one of the many who actually think that these blatantly satire/sarcastic post are real please do one of the following.
1) Kill yourself. Whatever way you do it is fine. I don’t care if its slow and painful or fast and painless.
2) If you are an idiotic tween girl posting in defense of someone famous punch yourself really hard in the ovaries to keep you from breeding.
3) If you’re a guy, Please get your tubes tied. Rather you castrate yourself or let a doctor do it just get it done to prevent passing on the stupid gene to your offspring.
Thank you.
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DOOD YOUR RIGHT THE ARTICLES FAKE BUT ITS TRUE ON ONE PART, HES A FAG. IN THE PICTURE ON TOP OF THE ARTICLE YOU NOTICE HE LOOKS LIKE A 4 YEAR OLD MY LITTLE BROTHERS 5 AND LOOKS OLDER THAN THE FAG.
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I am completely not jealous of Justin Dickface, seeing as how I am both a guy, not a lesbo, already hit puberty before I was 13, and have “helmet hair”
Justin Bieber is singly the most fucking stupid peice of dildo sucking shit to ever walk the face of the earth.
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Wait, that helmet hair part came out wrong, what I MEANT to say was: I am completely not jealous of Justin Dickface, seeing as how I am both a guy, not a lesbo, already hit puberty before I was 13, and have DO NOT “helmet hair”
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What the hell?! I that’s weird, I wrote “…and DO NOT have “helmet hair.”" Sorry, for the triple post thing.
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his hair is cool! There are so many boys getting that cut!! So shove it
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my god are you all nuts. he is a boy my friend still thinks he is a girl, please stop saying hes a girl.
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Lmfao! these fucking justin beiber fangirls are stupid.
Has it ever occurred to you that SHE doesn’t even know that you exist? Yet you drool over this girl and spend your parents hard earned cash on albums, poster, pictures of this faggot.
He’s a corporate sell out. I’m a girl myself, but im not that stupid to spend all night on the internet searching up “Justin beiber shirtless!” or “Justin beiber’s cell phone number!” and that shit.
He lip syncs. Want a picture of jb? I have a picture of him sucking black cock. I’m not even joking, not photoshopped either.
Fan girls annoy me, last year was the jonas bros. and now is justin beiber.
Please, go listen to good music.
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you know what?? FUCK YOU!!! & stop bothering justin.. you’re jealous cause he has lots of girls that love him & you can’t even call your mama’s attention..
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this is gay. justin is amazing so deal with it!
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at least he’s better than the jonass brothers because they suck. they can’t even sing and they went through pub! Justin is a new artist so give him a break people!
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I’m a girl and 15 and Justin Bieber is such a girl. I hate all those fan girls who go crazy over his music which he doesn’t even wright and and his voice is edited so much to make sound good. If I wanted to like a guy it would be somebody cool like Travis Pastrana. A real guy not some prissy girl. Classic rock is so much better than Justin Bieber’s crap.
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fucking fighnaly a girl with a brain!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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You guys Stop Wasting Your Time Just Commenting These Stuff. (Imm not a Hypocrite For Wasting My Time, I Have Plenty Of Time In My LIFE)
Havent Your Mothers Or Teachers Told You People To STFU And Keep Rude Comments To Yourself?
I KNOW You Guys Dont Like JB, But, Heyy, Neither Do I, Okay? Well, I Just Don’t Go Around Saying “OHH He’s Sooo Gay, OMFG He’s A Girl NOT A Boy!!!” For Your Friggin Information, HE’S A BOY, NOT Every Boy Grows At The Same Speed As Regular Men Out There.
And What Do You People Know If He Has A Friggin Vag Or He’s Only 10! LIKE, Check His Birth Certificate!!! And How Do You Know He Has a Vag? Did chu look? Of course not! I Hate When People Just Talk Shit About Someone Who Didnt Even Do Anything To You and Who Jump Into Random Conclusions. Like Its Stupid!!
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WRONG!!!!!!!!!!!! Fucking first of all its fucking freedom of speech and second ya he did do something to me ,he replaced a person with actual talent that people can enjoy. But NO fucking pubeless little bitch has to act black, and hay i can act black when ever i want to becous im mexican!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! so useless people what are you canadian, SHIT you piss me off………..fin
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ya’ll need to shut the fuck up about justin bieber. i understand that you don’t like him but does that automaticly mean he’s a fag or gay? i don’t like miley cyrus but i don’t run around saying she’s a lesbian. you don’t know that he’s a ‘girl’ either. did you check? did you go up to him, pull his pants down, and see a vag? didn’t think so. so just shut the fuck up and don’t be talking about JB like that. stupid ass haters.
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lol you really have no life. oh well he still gets money and don’t give a damn what people like you think. lol keep hating only makes him stronger.
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If Justin was a Boy why does she have a vagina?
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does he have both sets of genitalia neither
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ya justin is a girl I would know I’m her mother
she hasn’t even hit puberty yet and she still goes around sucking off any guys she comes across including her father
so that makes all you girls leabos
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Shove it!!!!!!!!! Ang give the GUY a break!
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FUCK YOU 123 !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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wow hater much don’t get at jb like that its not his fault blame nature he doesn’t siund like a girl and for real how old are you like 35 hating on a 16 year old get over your self
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FUCKING NATURE HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH THIS LITTLE COCK SUCKER AND WHAT THE FUCK IS SIUND !!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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some times i like him some times not
i like his baby ft. its cool…
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I suppose you biebtards who think he’s so amazing and fantastic HAVE NOT seen this then.. http://www.twitlonger.com/show/2j35gc
and yes, it’s real
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OHHHHHHH SHITTTTT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Fuck justin. his balls will never drop. i know a 12 year old with a deeper voice. justin has a fucking gay ass haircut too. guys should have short hair. he’s hot? if he is hot then so is my fucking ass.
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Hahahaha shits funny man. Hahaha its funny seeing all these stupid 11-13 year old girls try and defend Justina hahaha. And im 13, so all you justina fag fans who read this and say “eww shes not normal! She doesnt like justin! What does she listen to then?” I’ll tell you, i listen to real music like Megadeth. So all you “fans” of Justina stop trying to defend her, you only like her for her looks as in, her hair. And that therefore makes you lesbian
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anyone else notice how all of the bieberbots are ONLY girls. If that doesnt prove that the Biever Fever is based on superficial reasons i dont know what does.
YOU FANGIRLS are fucken nutssss. Your obsession has gone a little too far. If any of you ever hated on my favorite band id be like “Ok youre entitled to your own opinion.” not “OMG YOURE JEALOUS! THEY ARE LIKE THE HOTTEST BAND <3 XOX. YOU GUYS ARE FUCKEN RETARDS. BLAH BLAH BLAH…."
btw love this thread. Fucken hilarious.
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Do you guys understand that if you put something on the internet like “JUSTIN BEIBER IS A FAG” That you are making him money. What is there like 5 billion people in the world. Sure 2 or 3 billion people in the world won’t buy his music and will call him a fag as well but if you keep on posting shit like this your making him money? Congradulations You and other people like you have made this faggot millions possibly even billions!
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HELL TO THE YEA!!! GO JUSTIN BIEBER!!!! HE’S GOT WAY MORE MONEY THAN YOU LOSERS!!!
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HE HAS MORE MONEY BECOUSE HE HAS NO TALENT AND BRAINLESS FAN GIRLS LIKE YOU SUPPORT HIM,IM 14 AND I MAKE MONEY BY WORKING AND I HAVE AROUND 500 DOLLARS A WEEK SO FUCK YOU DUMB SLUT 123..
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Deal with it that only little bitch ass cunts like him.
P.S he’s a fucking diglet from the awesome pokemons aint’it! =D
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its justinE BITCHber
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never heard a single tune from this fag, nor do I want to. If america wants to idolize boy girls and continue to slide the modern american male into more femininity, go right ahead. thats why more and more you see white girls fucking black guys, cause black men are still masculine. go ahead america enjoy your fag white men, like this homo and Zac efron, and the rest of the fags from twilight. The black race will just breed you homos out.
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What do the letters F Y mean to you? or are you you 2 stupid to figure it out? Cause you clearly DONT know what your talking about!
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YOU SHOULD KILL YOUR SELF
YOUR A DUMB BITCH WHOS DREAMING ABOUT HER FUCKING YOU EVERY NIGHT. SO GET A LIFE AND DONT POST ANY MORE BECOUSE NOBODY LIKES YOU IN REAL LIFE
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Justinn Bieber is a fucking faggot and his music is shit
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OMG geys y wuld u tell evry1?! It relly embarasing
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JUSTIN IS WORTH EVERY SINGLE ASS HOLE THAT HATEs HIIM!!!
DEATH TO EVERY SINGLE IRAQ OR THE SAME SHIT!!!
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Aaron Carter>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Justin Beiber
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WAT THE HELL JB IS A HOT DUDE!!!!!!!!!!!
P.S. JB LOVER NOT HATER!!!!!!!!!
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YA THATS WHY YOULL NEVER GET A REAL BOY FREIND…………OR YOUR A DOOD BUT THAT WOULD STILL APPLY IF YOU LIKE HIM
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To all of you blasphemous pigs who have idolized this infidel—-this abomination of the female gender—–prepare to experience punishment at the hand of Allah!
And know this uppity whores, like the ones above, who dare to back talk men–God has commanded Satan to devise a special punishment for your sorry asses.
Enjoy your time in hell!
ALLAHU AKBAR!
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Justin beiber is gayer then edward cullen and his gay ass friend jacob from twilight p.s. suck my cock
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he’s not even a fucking little boy! he’ll be considered an adult in a little less than two years! he just acts like a little boy (girl).
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If i have kids someday, i hope i only have boys. I couldnt handle fangirls, and the the only fanboys i know of are the apple ones
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What the HELL is wrong with you people! #1 Justin is a BOY! #2 WHAT DID HE EVER DO 2 YOU!!! all he is trying to do is live his dream and sing! So all you DUMB FUCKS out there that hate him…NO ONE CARES WHAT YOU THINK! Including Justin himsef! He can care less about what haters say! So get a FUCKING life and if I were you I would take my advice and STOP picking on other peoples lives and GET a life yourself! Just because someone like Justin is more polular, tallented, BETTER Looking, and so much more that ur NOT!! Dosent mean it gives you the right to talk crap! All you LOSERS are just people who have NO LIVES, and are JELOUS! Oh and DONT mess with the Biebs…cause he gets payback! And I know that for a FACT!!
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123 GO KILL YOURSELF .AND YOU ALSO KNOW ALL THE REDICULAS FACTS ABOUT HER YOU DEFEND HERYOU PRETTY MUCH SOUND LIKE A STALKER
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ever noticed that the anti-bieber comments have more thumb ups than the pro-bieber comments? You wanna know why, you faggot loving bitches? It’s cuz most of the people on the internet are smart people with a taste of decent music who doesn’t want to lose any brain cells listening to Bieber fag. So why don’t you bitches just go to the kitchen and get my fucking beer!?
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WORD MY MAN YOU SPEAK LIKE A REAL MAN.
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Justin Beaver is a general cunt. He can’t sing to save his fucking life, its all voice enhancers, just like the rest of ‘pop’ singers. he can only get girls because he is having his 5 minutes of glory, but to be honest in oh lets say 1-2 weeks he will be forgotten about, he is a fucking little cunt. People should start listenin to proper music like: Greenday, MCR and RHCP, so FUCK JUSTIN BEAVER and all his fucking followers, as soo as a new ‘star’ comes along you will forget about him , so fuck you all.
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DOOD AWSOME THE BANDS ARE GOOD AND YOUR NOT A FAN SO FUCK YOU ALL TOO!!!!!!!!!!!
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Justin beiber is a total fag,and the prick has to much money that is why girls like him. the little bitch sucks my little brother first listened to him for 5 seconds and took of the head phones.all im saying is that he has no talent what so ever . I like rap and hip hop too but this is shit ,and if i see my little brother listening to this little prick ill think hes gay.
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