Breaking News: Justin Bieber Gets First Pube
Celeb Jihad has just learned that soon to be 16-year-old and Canadian songstress Justin Bieber has just got her first pube!
Justin was said to be frightened at first, but she had a nice long talk with her mom and is now excited that she is beginning her long overdue transformation into womanhood. No word yet if Justin has started getting her period, but we imagine with pubes popping up like they are it is only a matter of time.
For those who do not know who Justin Bieber is yet, she is a singer and song writer who is taking the world by storm. Justin was discovered on YouTube were she use to post videos of herself dancing in her underwear while lip singing Britney Spears songs. A music exec saw potential in the young beauty and flew her to Atlanta to get started on making horrible music for the hormonally charged teen masses. The rest as they say is history.
omg, arguing against fat twilight fangirls, its the end of the freaking world. All fangirls are lesbians since justin is a girl
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i think your sad!
tbh , it doesnt matter when people hit puberty fucknhell i bet you haventtt!
no need to take the piss out of him tho is there?
you are just jelous of him becos you dont have the money & fameee and all the
attention he gets!, well guess what your wasting time bcos when
just reads theese he wont giv a shitt becos hell think your just pethetic and
it has fuckkall to do with you so stop maken rumours up and sortt youurrr lifess out!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :@
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Also, some of you may or may not know that the only reason he got sponsered was because his parents payed Usher to be in a video with Justin and its mom even admitted that she didn’t think it was a really good singer
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I hate justin bieber!
IT is the worst singer in the world and looks like a butt! Whoever likes IT needs to do two things right now:
-Get their eyes checked
-Get their ears checked
-Get a life
:) just thought i would share this information :)
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you dickhead! do you think it is funny to make fun of people,
he is a male!
M-A-L-E!!!
which means he is NOT a girl!,
your just jealous that girls ar all over him and he is waaaay nicer than you!
if you seriously have nothing better to do than make fun of people maybe you should get a life?!
like a NORMAL PERSON!
oh wait, you arent a normal person.
I LOVE JUSTIN BIEBER FOREV’S
oh, also im not lebian i like guys and justin bieber is a guy,
if he’s a girl than their is alot more lesbians out their since they first heard of him,
I LOVE YOU JUSTIN BIEBER! XXXXXX
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q8gmEOWPTCY
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you guys know that these stories are not real right? and they are read just for fun?
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oh my gosh! maybe his nuts (if he has any) might drop after what is it now a good 6 years after they should have?
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wow girls dont know how in hell to argue all they do is state facts you have to spice it up a little ladies!
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OH YES! OH GOD YES!
FINALLY!
I GIVE CREDIT TO YOU!
I AM A 13 YEAR OLD GIRL WHO HATES JUSTIN BIEBER AND PROUD TO BE!!!!!!!!!!!!!
:D
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I’m a skinny pathetic nerd and even I could easily beat the shit out of Justin Bieber
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so all I have to do to get a legion of dumb fangirls is to look like an eleven year old boy with a voice to match. easy.
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Did you guys see that the paparrazzi caught her at Dash? It’s true. She was getting a training bra. Apparently she’s starting to get her boobies, so her period can’t be far behind.
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I love you, Jihad.
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Lol, it’s funny to see all the jerks defend the little faggot xD
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he just another kid with talent no ones herd of till this year.btw who the hell would listen to this dude on youtube.horney teenage girls with nothing else to do.hes not the best singer in the world now cmon, wake up.
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Everyone who posted is fucking stupid. Including me
I just wasted five minutes of my life engulfed in sheer stupidity.
AND
I don’t give a fuck.
Jubilations to that gal, Justine Beaver for reaching puberty!
Someone who doesn’t give shit,
~Everyone not fangirling over Justine.
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good call
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OK well first Justin Bieber is a boy as we all know duh?!! why do you always say he is a girl, are you trying to insult him and his fans? well im a fan and im hugely offended by it!!! GTF over it you jealous haters. dont fight. no.1: what did he ever do to you. 2. he is way to hot. 3. he is an awesome singer
Im sure the other fans will agree that he is the best!! He’s that awesome that people have Bieber Fever so ha!! I have bieber fever. woo hoo
xx xx xx xx
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You like him right now but give it a year and you won’t even know who he is. There’s billions of crappy nobody celebs at the moment, they come, release a few catchy tunes then there careers die. After a while, as you start hitting puberty, you’ll realise that 99%… no sod it 100%, of young artists are;
a. shit
b. only fun for a bit
c. very soon start to annoy you
d. are only liked cos they’re cute
e. can’t write a song by their self
f. are lapped up by the mass of idiots that is the young
Do you serioussly think this guy is gonna make it somewhere after the hype has died down? Hell, i don’t listen to ANYTHING i listened to when iw as young, why? becuase i grew up and realsied it was all shite.
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1. This article is a joke, and it’s supposed to be a humorous thing that is obviously not true.
a. Therefore, it’s not meant to be an insult to any group of any kind, or even to Justin Beiber himself.
2. I’m also a fan of him, but I can grasp that this is not a serious article.
3. Just because someone insults someone else, doesn’t mea that they’re jealous of them.
a. Example: People have insulted Adolf Hitler, but they are most definitely not jealous of him I’m sure.
4. If there are indeed haters, then they would first need to have something to get over, then they can proceed to get over it.
5. I don’t think he’s the best.
Summary: It’s pretty much useless to try to hate on the haters.
And please, I know this is a bit harsh, but I felt it needed to be said:
- Please, for goodness sake, use correct grammar/capitalization, like I hope you were taught >>’
I hope that you have/will get over this “Bieber Fever” thing, since I’m assuming that’s what’s making you act like this.
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I cannot stand that little faggot………No talent,,,ugly,,,,nappy hair,,,can’t sing or act,,,what the fuck,,why are all these dumb bitches drooling over him…When you know his dream is to get fucked in the ass by a group of 10 huge black men……….What a nasty litttle sissy………………….
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OMG why cant you girls figure out that justine beaver is a GIRL! If anyone says, “Your just jelouse because you wish you could make mills and have all the girl chasing you!” FUCK OFF!!! in the last month ive got like 12 girls numbers!!! And why would i want to be him?! sure id like the money! but at least i would actualy sound like a MAN because my balls HAVE dropped!! Justine sounds like SHE swallowed a computer and the surgins go into operation every concert to ajust the pitch! now every concert he goes around sayin shawdy like he actualy has a right! he sounds like a 11 year old girl people!!! And if anybody says i have no life thats a lie! i have a better life than you justineites! at least i dont have a poster on the wall with libstick all over it! how many of you will actualy meet him in real life? do you have a chance? his dream girl is rianna or beyonce? (i could care less which one it is) and he got rejected! take away the hair, and his fame, and would SHE actualy be that good?! He was discovered on YOUTUBE! FUCKING YOUTUBE!!! now he hangs out with usher! and in the back of ushers head hes thinking, “when do i have a chance to shake this kid?” Justine is just another jonas brothers! oh all the girls loved them! and oh my! shocker! (sarcastic) in a month nobody hears about them anymore! Its gunna be the same with justine! again, HE SOUNDS LIKE HE SWALOWED A COMPUTER! not only justine but all the other popular singers!! songs need REAL instuments and can play REAL music! but back to my subject, girls get a life!! shes just another singer that swallowed a computer and we will forget about him in a month! so go kiss your posters and finger yourselves infront of the t.v. but just remember! JUSTINE WILL NEVER LOVE YOU! WHY ARE YOU ALL LESBIANS LOVING ANOTHER GIRL?!?!?111one one1!
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actualy every time i say he or him really SHE. i just put that in for the girls cuz i know theyll cry when they read this =P
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Couldn’t agree with this article more! deffo a woman! Have always thought he looked like a lesbo!
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Anyone who says Justin Bieber is a fag and that he is a girl, is probably just jealous or something like that or have insecurities. Anyone who is defending him is probably a 15 year old pathetic little girl with insecurities too, looking to be cared and loved. Anyways, my point? BOTH SIDES ARE FUCKIN STOOPID. NEUTRAL FTW
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Uhm. Why are people assuming that all thirteen-year old girls loooooove Justine Beaver? I’m thirteen, and I hate her thank you very much.
And being gay is not something that counts as an insult, in fact it is love and love is beautiful, always.
And it doesn’t make you look very smart or anything abusing Caps Lock and/or telling people to masturbare to a picture of Justine Beaver. It’s very immature.
And, I must say, the article was awesome! Couldn’t stop laughing, haha :D
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i gotta say justin is a fag but i feel sorry for the noob i mean he may have alot of fan but the rest thinks hes a faggot (i do 2) and that vice sounds like a freggin girl!
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“Justin was said to be frightened at first, but she had a nice long talk with her mom and is now excited that she is beginning her long overdue transformation into womanhood.” lol
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These are some of the most unintelligent comments I’ve ever seen – and that’s saying something. This is obviously satire. Calling Justin Beiber “she” is funny because he has a voice that’s higher than most prepubescent girls. No one actually thinks he is female. Also, no one is jealous of Justin Beiber.
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MANGINA HAIR
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Fucking hilarious fangirls. DO you remember when the Jonas Brothers were fags? Go play with em and stop watching this new Britney Spears copy and listening to her shit.
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hey guys cant we all get along, whenever i hear justin bieber i get a warm fuzzy feeling inside…………………….oh……………..wait ……………….that’s hatred,
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HAHAHAHAHA this made my day!!! It seems like nobody here has a sense of humor.
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I’m not against Justin Beiber or owt like that but it’s just fukin annoying when his stupid lyrics pop up on to a perfectly good channel! “Baby, Baby Baby ohhh” BAGHH Fuk off you stupid idiot!
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This was just too funny.
Justin Bieber is a fag.
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LOL… that is great. I especially love all the fan-girls getting pissed and being unable to form a comprehensible argument. This site is great.
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I laugh my ass of reading horny little school girl say “wah wah wah, he’s a boy….” it’s called sarcasm you fuck bags, when you grow up and form a clitoris and develop boobs maybe you will understand what it means.
What is even funnier is that you call people dissing Gayber fat, nerdy and ugly but how the fuck would you know?? YOU are probably the one that is fat, and fucking mutant…you spend all your life screaming over a dude that looks like a little girl…
Grow up and get a fucking life… Beiber is just another fucking novelty being marketed by a record label…
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Ive heard a rumour that Justin Bieber has got two hairs on her vagina now.. anyone know if it’s true?
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i wish that justin would come to ireland tullamore co. offaly church hill house number 140 i hope so you will com? =( =( =( bye JUSTIN BIEBER
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There’s a lot of teenage fan fags on here sticking up for this little queer. If anyone else feels like pointing out the that justin is a man not a woman here’s a good link for you.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sarcasm
Now get lives and listen to better music, this little shit won’t be around in year’s time, he’s just another teenage fad, like jonas brothers, mcfly, busted and all them loser kids that nobody aver hears about these days. He’s next in line, as soon as the magic wears off he’ll be in the crappy-celebrity bin which is overflowing badly atm. I’m not jealous of him, i’m thankful everyday that nobody i know listens to him (because they have TASTE)
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Justin Bieber is an insult to us Canadians! He’s so fucking embarrassing to us, it’s not even funny. Can I tell you that in the three schools around my home, including my own, there’s not ONE person who even LIKES Justin Bieber!? This is in Vancouver, Canada. In fact when he comes here on tour later on this year, we plan on buying tickets to his concert JUST to bring slingshots and tomatoes. *I admit, I probably spelled tomatoes wrong and I’m sorry, I’m kind of stupid!* You can go say “Fuck you,” to me and tell me that’s immature, but honestly, I DON’T FUCKING CARE! I hate him so much; there are really no words to describe how much I do. His voice, his HAIR, his STYLE, his SONGS, ugh, they’re terrible! God, I think I like LINDSEY LOHAN better than god damn Justin Bieber!
And to you little Bieber lovers, he is NOT a sweet guy, let me tell you! He puts on an act, and I’m not even lying. My brother lives in Atlanta, and his buddy works with Justin, honestly I don’t know what he does with him, but he’s somewhat close with him (work wise,) and apparently he’s a little bitch; always complaining and demanding, and treating his family like shit (which I saw when my sister forced me to watch MTV Diaries: Justin Bieber) he was talking shit to his mom and teacher and I was like “Whoa, what a little cunt.”
I personally wouldn’t call him a faggot though, because even though I’m all for cussing at people and calling them immature names, in my own PERSONAL OPINION I find the term “faggot” offenseive, considering I know many gay people and that is the true meaning.. I know you people aren’t meaning to be offensive to the gays, and I’m not telling YOU guys to shut up that’s just me. ;)
So Justin, I just have one quick message for you:
First of all, go fuck yourself because that’s the only sexual pleasure you’re EVER going to have, and go burn in hell, make sure it’s SLOW and PAINFUL motherfucker or else you’ll have a deadly time in hell, worse than it already is.
And get the fuck out of the music business, PLEASE, and I’d like an apology for the number of times you made me vomit. Thanks!
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POOR JUSTIN HE IS HURT AND IF I WAS A FAMILY MEMBER TO HIM I WOULD GO SEE HIM EVERYDAY AND I’M A TEEN TOO SO I GET HURT TOO
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YOU ALL SHOULD BURN IN HELL FOR CALLIN A 16 YEAR OLD BOY A FAGGOT! WTF I HOPE ALL THE MURDERERS ON DEATH ROW COME AND HANG ALL YOUR FUCKIN BODIES RIP YOUR EYES OUT AND CUT OFF ALL YOUR FUCKIN BODY PARTS AND SEND THEM TO YOUR FAMILIES! I WANT YOU ALL TO GET KNIFES RAN DOWN YOUR BACKS WHY’LL YOUR STILL ALIVE I WOULD LOVE TO WATCH A MURDERER BURN ALL YOUR SKIN OFF YOU DONT TALK ABOUT A YOUNG TEENAGER THAT WAY! THATS FUCKIN RUDE! AND I DONT EVER TALK LIKE THIS BUT IT KILLS ME THAT PEOPLE IN THE WORLD ARE THIS FUCKIN MEAN AND I FOUND THIS FUCKIN PAGE THROUGH SOME OTHER SHIT AND WHEN I READ THIS IT JUST MADE ME FURIOUS LET HIM ENJOY HIS FAME OBVIOUSLY HE HAS TALENT BECAUSE HES SIGNED TO ISLAND DEF MUSIC GROUP AND MENTORED BY USHER! SO SHUT THE FUCK UP! GO FUCK YOURSELFS WITH LONG HARD COCKS AND THEN THINK TO YOUR MOTHERFUCKIN SELFS WHO THE REAL FAGGOTS ARE BUT I BET YOU ALL WOULD FIND THAT TO BE DELIGHTFUL. :) JUSTIN BEIBER I HOPE ONLY THE BEST FOR YOU BECAUSE WE KNOW YOUR MAKING MORE MONEY THEN THESE FUCKING ASSHOLES BY THE WAY HE MADE OVER $250,000 LAST YEAR JUST ON HIS FIRST SINGLE SO I CAN IMAGINE HOW MUCH HES MADE WITH OTHER SONGS PLUS ENDORSEMENTS ETC.. SOOOOO FUUCCKKKK OFFFFFF AND YOU CAN SAY YOU ALL DONT CARE BUT IF YOU FUCKIN DIDNT YOU WOULDNT HAVE WROTE ANYTHING AND UGH KATY JANE YOU SHOULD PROBABLY GO FUCK YOURSELF IM SURE YOU HAVE NEVER GOTTEN ANYYYYY DICK SO WHY DONT YOU GO MASTERBATE TO JUSTIN BEIBER OKAY? I KNOW YOU REALLY WANT TO BECAUSE DEEP DOWN YOU LOVEEEEE HIS HAIR AND HIS MUSIC IM SURE YOU DESIRE HIM WITH A FUCKIN PASSION FUCKIN DUMBASS CANT GET NO DICK SO YOU GOTTA MAKE FUN OF A 16 YEAR OLD BOY RUDE ASS BITCH! IF I WAS JUSTIN BEIBER I WOULDVE MADE SURE YOU DIDNT MAKE IT PASS JUNE 11, 2010 9:13PM WHEN YOU WROTE THAT SHIT
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skitttzzzz!
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Justin has beatiful eyes too this is not just his haircut…..and he’s so sweet i was at one of his performing and it sounds almost like the studio songs…and he writes his songs LoL….BECAUSE IN EVERY MAGAZINE IS WRITE THAT
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Fuck You. Dont Be Jealous Just Because He Can Actually Get A GIrl. Unlike The Rest Of You Faggots. Damn. Stop Hatin. Is Your Life Just So Fucking Pathetic That You Gotta Make Fun Of Everyone Else Just To Make Yourself Feel Good? Get A Life!
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First of Justin Bieber is a guy who hit guy puberty. He has started to grow a mustache and his voice is deeper. He now has to sing Baby in a lower key. I know that everyone has their opinion but there is also correct information about Justin on his facebook, justinbiebermusic.com, bieberfever.com, and his twitter.
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wow ur just so jealous and if u got notin nice to say about justin bieber dont say it u little mother fuckin fagot
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No! None of you can have my Justine! We were up all night making love, and she said she wants to be with me forever! She’s even going to get implants for me so her boobs can match her voice! Damn, SHE is going to be soooo hawt. All you wanna bes won’t even want her once i’m done with that tight little vag! OH, that things gonna look like chewed up bubble gum!
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It really pisses me off that “guys” call just dumb, retarded, and gay! even though the guys are!!!! really u aren’t funny or “cool” if u r trying to be! so really stop. its fking stupid! u aren’t impressing anyone. If u hate him then keep it to yourself.
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banter
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am i the only thats noticed that the few bieber lovers make the worst comebacks that sounds like it came out a five year old’s mouth?
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Justin Bieber is the the worst human that has ever existed and he looks like he’s 8 years old and he preaches to his fans with all the crap his PR person gave him.
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…why would I even want girls chasing me that only like me for my looks? That’s low, hollow, shallow, oh…wait…you should’ve told me who we’re talking about.
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Something about that little chipmunk face is begging to be punched!
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OMG, JUSTIN IS SSOOOOO HO- no, the faggot ain’t hot, unless your into lesbianism.
when will the 13 year-old whores work out that his single testicle will NEVER belong to them
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