Breaking News: Justin Bieber Gets First Pube
Celeb Jihad has just learned that soon to be 16-year-old and Canadian songstress Justin Bieber has just got her first pube!
Justin was said to be frightened at first, but she had a nice long talk with her mom and is now excited that she is beginning her long overdue transformation into womanhood. No word yet if Justin has started getting her period, but we imagine with pubes popping up like they are it is only a matter of time.
For those who do not know who Justin Bieber is yet, she is a singer and song writer who is taking the world by storm. Justin was discovered on YouTube were she use to post videos of herself dancing in her underwear while lip singing Britney Spears songs. A music exec saw potential in the young beauty and flew her to Atlanta to get started on making horrible music for the hormonally charged teen masses. The rest as they say is history.
Hes a boy not a girl :)
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i agree with you , what is wrong with these people , ?
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all these people suck! what did justin ever do to deserve this ;-(
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he’s an annoying stupid faggot that is everywhere i fuckin turn. his music is horrible, he looks like another regular high school jackass. can’t believe ludacris actually did a music video with this gaywad, i saw it in target, it was on every screen. EVERY SCREEN.
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He Was A Faggot
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justin bieber is not a girl u guys are just mad because girls like him better than you and im geting tierd of u stuped peaple makeing fun of HIM! geez y dont you just back off and shut up you stuped punks! HE never did enything to u! geez !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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“Stupid” is spelt with the letter “I”, not the letter “E”. Did you and Justin go to the same school?
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Quoting an awesome paragraph I saw somewhere:
“He’s nothing but a blind, prepubescent corporate tool who brings down the credibility of modern music one half-assed, bland song at a time! ”
You can’t deny it, it’s not that the girls like him, I couldn’t care less about it, if they want to dream about a boy who is nothing without a bunch of make-up and 4 hours in a hairdresser daily, it’s their problem, what I care about is the fucking songs, they’re awful, they are the worst songs ever written and ppl actually like it, he’s destroying music and nobody seems to care!
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Skylar, we would never make fun of HIM, he’s god, but yeah, Justin Bieber sucks.
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baby, baby, baby ohhh..yeah he sounds like a little girl alright.
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u spelt her wrong
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You spelled “spelled and “you” wrong.
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learn how to spell STUPID first dumb bitch, then defend ur lil bitch
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dude (or girl) calm the fuck down, like justin beiber is a fag, this is a fact. so just chill and accept the fact that this child is fag…just sayin
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*YOU.. not U
*TIRED
*STUPID
*PEOPLE
*MAKING
*WHY.. Not Y
*ANYTHING
Check your spelling
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HAHAHAA GAY ASS FAG BIEBER ID RIP HIS FUCKING GUTS OUT WITH MY BARE HANDS AND SHIT ALL OVER HIS BODY, THEN BURN IT AND PUKE ON THE ASHES ID THEN SPIT ON THEM AND THROW THEM IN THE SEWER AND THEN THE WORLD WOULD BE A BETTER PLACE.
FUCK BIEBER AND HIS HOMO-CUNT FACED FANS, YOU SHOULD ALL DIE AND I WILL PUNCH THE NEXT PERSON LISTENING TO JUSTIN FAGFACE ON THEIR IPOD RIGHT ROUND THE HEAD AND CRACK THEIR SCULL.
THIS IS A HATE MESSAGE.
AND BTW DONT ARGUE ON THIS SHITTY SITE AS IT JUST PROVES YOUR A PUSSY AND PROBABLY CANT SAY ANYTHING TO MY FACE IN REAL LIFE!
FUCK BIEBER HE IS SINGLE HANDEDLY RUINING MUSIC, GO GROW SOME FUCKING PUBES OR REMOVE YOUR STRAP-ON OR WHATEVER YOU HAVE DOWN THEIR, IT WOULD BE BETTER IF YOU JUST ADMITTED YOU ARE A GIRL.
DEATH TO BEIBER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Weird..
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how dare you even say tht about him stop hatin on him i love tht boy he is amazing and i am not a little girl just cuz u are jealous tht a 16 year old boy gets all these girls chasing him and money you just jealous !!!!!!!!!!!!!
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haha fkin twots, and hipsters … another stepping stone to a more detatched fuckin stupid human race, beiber is a little diva biatch, and i dont call him that cuz he gets moneys and little preteen girls and retarted women, i call him taht because ….. he is just a silly little media pampered bitch, noone like that learns anything worthwhile, this kid will b into drugs and a shameful mess within 10 years, yoju give a kid that much attention, it will probably die.. to much of anything is wrong, fortunately for the world when this kid stumbles out of the spotlight, it will be a good thing, music takes talent, and i am sorry but this talentless little ant has got fuck all for skills , southpark got it right on with that little snob, he doesnt have to be murdered, but ppl stupid enough to lim him, should wake up, dont let the music industry burn over non genre garbage, like cmon think about how many more ppl in the world could be helped that giving that kid all ur money, Americans are goin out of work every day, families with foodstamps, etc.. and u think this little prince deserves to get paid AHAHA shows how fkin stupid ur system is, and how much your owned, For all u spell checkers, suck a dick or get laid noone has time to spell check something that they care so little aqbout, im only typing this because its nice to get it out of ur system, that people are so retarted this kid is famous,, and now i can accept it because reading some of ur posts, you protectors of that little demon, haha seeing how blind and dumb most of you are , you have to admit your just a follower at the root of it all, thisa is to whoever chirps spell check or defends that hipster noodle
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I agree with your assessment of justine beaver and the shitty overall condition of the american infidel but your niggerese made it very difficult to decipher your post.
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It is SKULL not “SCULL” you idiot.
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wow skylar, you’re spelling is horrible. You cannot defend Justin with this garbage.
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He’s a fag. Plain and simple. And do not call people punks, as it can get you seriously fucked up if the people you call punks are something else, particularly any elitists. You could piss off some rivetheads like that.
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thats not true, EVERYBODY i know hate’s Justin bieber. beside why would i be jealous of a boy who looks like a girl. he should be jealous of all the boy’s that look like boy’s
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You mother fucking bitch she is actualy a HE and he is way better than you! I dont see u getting on the cover of a magazine or presenty at the grammys so shut the FUCK up!
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lol did you forget the fact that SHE’S a little girl, with the highest voice I ever heard. Your just a 13 year old fangirl pussy. You say SHE’S the best but a month ago you said The Jonas Faggots were.
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Quoting another thing I read:
“1. he sings like a girl
2. he did not write his songs himself
3. his songs have no meaning at all
4. his songs are just repeating the same word/phrase more than 20 times.
call that talented.
and he needs a haircut. yes, im against guys growing long hair. ”
He doesn’t have any talent at all, that voice might not even be his for all we know, there are sound effects for that, he’s just famous because he has a haircut that all girls love, and I do think that no one would like him if he didn’t have that haircut, it’s not him, it’s only the hair, it hypnotizes week-minded girls like you >.<
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The young girls’ obsession for this boy is in a way proving that each generation is getting dumber and dumber. This is all so upsetting to me. I don’t understand this obsession with this little boy.
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why the fuck are you guys and girls making a big deal about justin.he sounds like a girl and looks like a girl but a least he can sing and has a lot of girls.most of you punks out there cant sing or dance like justin.so all you stupid shit face out there stop this fucking bull shit.lol
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Justin is a foul lesboqueer and horrible singer. She is more than deserving of our contempt.
You are a dumbass and deserve being stoned.
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this website sucks!
and thats why justin has more money then you will EVER have you fat, nerdy piece of fat fuckingshit
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mmm come on, dont get like that >.<
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Fuck you, you dirty bitch. Go clean your fucking cunt. Justin bieber is the most stupid girl on this planet. She has the lowest voice ever. So stfu you bitch. Go and finger your vagina to Justine bieber.
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LOL YOU FUCCKKING RETARD!!! SHE HAS THE highest VOICE NOT lowest!!! STOOPIDD PIECE OF CRAP!!
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you’re only proving that people who like Justin bieber are ruining america because you obviously couldn’t think it through that he said SHE has the lowest voice.. by a girls standard. so therefore you and the rest of your gay love tribe are ruining america with your nonsensical prepubescent Canadian girl music. and if justin is so important how come her word is not in my spellcheck?
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LOL he may have more money then me but $800,000 says i have more then you!
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Clean you mouth child.
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only dumb people like justin bieber. dumb people with no sense of good music. The other NORMAL people’s brain cells get killed by fags like bieber. He’s even faggier than that Edward-sparkle-fag and Jonas cock-suckers
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fat wanker
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Justin gay beaver fan girl
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WHY THE HELL WOULD YOU SAY THAT?!?!?!?! JUSTIN IS SOOOOO MUCH BETTER THAN YOU!!!! YOU MUST BE SOME BITCH WHO LIKES TO PISS EVERYONE OFF CUZ YOUR DOING IT DAMN GOOD!!!!
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oh and i wonder if this chick is acttualy gonna be “future mrs. bieber”
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mmm come on, dont get like that >.<
And I wonder why every insult in english uses "fat" "shit" "fucking"
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oh and don’t get at the JONAS BROTHERS like that they’re not faggots which by definition is a bundle of sticks or a meatball dish from the uk
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you know what kind of bitches do that? TROLLS, and its damn fun and i very well agree with this article.
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“Justin is sooooo much better than you”? What the fuck is that supposed to mean?
Oh, Angelina is way better than you, Lady Gaga is way better than you, it’s not something you can compare, you Fat Fucking Shit >.<
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ms justin bieber? what, are you two lesbians? gay fag probably blew usher to get a job.
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WHAT THE HECK!?!??!! SHE’S A HE. AND HE’S THE MOST AMAZING THING THAT HAS EVER WALKED ON THIS EARTH!!! GO FALL INTO A PILE OF ELEPHANT CRAP AND GET MONKEY URINE DUMPED ON YOU… YEAH… THATS RIGHT… MONKEY URINE.
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lol but a month ago the jonas faggots were. You don’t like his music retard. All you like is HER. Just like the jonas faggots. His balls dropped? Yeah right. High like your ugly ass voice =. P.S. no one likes you ugly faggot. Amazing? why? Your responce: Becaz hez sooooo hot: Yeah right idiot. Why do you like a girl?
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is that ur mums urine thn?
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Firstly, if your so outraged, FUCKING SWEAR!!! Its what normal people do.
Secondly, Justin Bieber can’t sing and looks like the illegitimate lovechild of Vannessa Hudgens and Zac Efron’s hair. Oh and btw, he’s cancelled a few UK dates cos he can’t sing due to….
PUBERTY HITTING HIM AND HIS VOICE BREAKING!!!
So screw you, get a taste in music, then come back (Y)
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FUCK YOU I DONT SEE YOU MAKING MILLIONS OF DOLLARS FROM PURE TALENT OF BEING DISCONVERED ON THE INTERNET!! you have NO life so you spend time bashing on a 15 year old boy?! GET A GIRLFRIEND/BOYFRIEND. honestly if this is how you spend your day I feel sorry for you!
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Look at how you’re spending your own day.
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thank you, haha.
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lol hahahahahaha “no life” hahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahaha holy shit! Your the one masterbating- ;) to him all the time 24/7. YOU get a life. He has no talent. In fact, nobody does because everybodys voice is edited. Believe or not you could be making millions of dollars if your:
1. Good- Looking
ummmmm ya thats it. Don’t even have to be talented
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The fact is that little Justine always sings about getting girls and how he knows what love is.
Now that SHE has pubes she will hopefully notice her sexual hormones and start SCREECHING about how he wants in your panties so much.
And I also have noticed the angry Beiberbots’ refusal to use good grammar or any form of adequite sentence structure.
OH WAIT I almost forgot. Your all 11 years old.
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Pure talent……
FUCK ME PINK THATS HILARIOUS!!!!
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I’m just laughing at how you mention him getting famous off the Internet, I could film myself falling Down a set of fucking stairs and be famous off of the Internet so get a fucking life and stop ruining everyone elses with you non-sensical bullshit about Justin beiber and his merry band of faggoty little girls who have nothing better to do with their days spend at school then to think about how great faggy mcfaggotface is. And the majority of people on here will have a boyfriend or girlfriend just that we don’t tell each other how much we love each other after 2 weeks.
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Thanks for telling me I’m great!
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lolol. it’s hilarious watching these stupid fangirls go crazy, below me. (:
you guys DO realize you don’t even know this guy and this is the internet, so nothing you’re saying is insulting, right?
you girls only have say… 0.00000001% chance of even MEETING justin, right?
get a sense of humor, and a life while you’re at it, ladies. (: i found this article hilarious.
thank you for posting this. :D
and i can’t WAIT to see how you crazy little unrealistic preteens come back at me.
it’ll make this moment even MORE hilarious. <3
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Is he 3 foot tall? He looked like a midget next to Kesha
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hey dumbass, hes a boy
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U JELLY?
I hate Justin Bierber because he’s a music company’s puppet.
I’m sure he can’t triforce!!!
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anonfags on the block!!!
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Hahah, hilarious. He is a pre-pubescent teen and he sounds like one. I know I’ll never meet him and neither will anyone that commented on this. But frankly, I don’t care. I don’t wanna meet him. You cut his hair and take away his millions of dollars and lets see which girls stick around and actually likes him for him. You need to grow up girls, mature a little bit.
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haha this made my day and by the way bitches just bieber sounds like a faggot ake a ten year old chick just wait after hits puberty he will sound like shit.. oh wait he already does but haha you little girls just make me laugh standin up for a fag you dont even now and surly never will!!! haha
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OMG!! this is the worst Justin is amazing and a GUY!!! a handsome young man!
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What are you? A 50 year old?
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I can understand the mistake by Durka Durka.
Today, I was listening to the radio and “One Time”, by Justin Bieber came on. My mom thought she was very smart and said, “Is this a new Miley Cyrus song?” I told her it was a boy, and she had to pull on the side of the road to laugh for five minutes.
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Anybody hear the most recent news?
“Justin Bieber broke his leg standing on a chair trying to reach puberty”
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Good one :)
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I LOVE HIM N HE A BOY <3 SXC BOY
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TROLL TROLL TROLL TROLL TROLL TROLL TROLL TROLL TROLL TROLL TROLL TROLL TROLL TROLL TROLL TROLL TROLL TROLL TROLL TROLL TROLL TROLL TROLL TROLL TROLL TROLL TROLL TROLL TROLL TROLL TROLL TROLL TROLL TROLL TROLL TROLL TROLL TROLL TROLL TROLL TROLL TROLL TROLL TROLL TROLL TROLL TROLL TROLL
MY TROLL-DETECTOR DETECTS AN OBVIOUS JUSTIN FAGBIEVER TROLL!!!!!
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FUCKEN CUNTS!! ILL BASH YOU YOU FUCK HEADS MOTHE!@## FUK U HE IS SXC YOU R TO GAY!!
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mmm come on, dont get like that >.<
Why does insulting a she-he has to do with being gay .___.
come on, you have 0, zero cero NADA opportunitties to meet she-he
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What the fuck did she say?! It seems her keyboard is missing some keys and she forgot to turn off caps lock >.<
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You are best person on thsi fuckin website :)
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The ignorance flows like wine… I love reading peoples’ comments on this site. MY HEAD JUST EXPLODED I’M GONNA SLING SO MANY ACRONYMS AT THIS SATIRICAL SITE. The kid is trash. OOOO He has that hair… OOO His teeth are sooo white. OOO He’s on twitter, facebook, myspace, stickcam, usteam,and jesus.com. Fuck off media whores. He’s just living the life any 13 year old girl dreams of. So get off the bandwagon you unoriginal motherfucking robots. Stay away from this site, cause you just don’t get it….. Even the people against all the “fan people” are retarded. Fuck everyone that has posted except “your day”. “Your day” understands. To the rest, DIE IN A FIRE. Sorry I didn’t use acronyms and intentionally misspell words, I’m trying to appeal to people who make attempts at trying to use their intelligence. SATIRICAL… What does that mean?!
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Well, I see your point, but for me this is like atheism/ theism, it’s fun to discuss with people that you know are wrong, even though I don’t intend to change them or help them to see the truth, I still love making fun of them a little :D
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Owned
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Durka Durka I find your articles usually pretty crude. THAT said, you are very wickedly clever! Keep it up. Xoxo;)
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justins a HE and hes amazing and you ovbiously have no life for wasting your time writting this ?
iloveeeeejustin bieber :|(L)
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So she/he (the writer) has no life because s-he wrote this?
OK, and you? You have no music sense… and spent your day deffending a she, yeah, I said SHEEEEE
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You spelled ‘defending’ wrong.
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You do know that there is no point in correcting ppl in the internet, right? Most of the time you’ll just write something wrong yourself :p
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really these guys are right some girls come on he defending him like they know him personaly. these girls spend there days on google looking up news about this kid so maybe they need to think about getting a life.
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I met Justin Bieber down a dark alley last night.
So I raped her.
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Yeah, she was a girl, look?
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Ha, I hate how the girls go crazy about her, I mean, frig, she is nothing more than some lady who got a lucky shot at stardom. “She’s just the new female version of Aaron Carter. Don’t worry, she’ll be clinging to her pre-pubescent fame a few years down the road, and release a reality TV show with her dysfunctional family and pray that some one will remember her enough to watch it. She doesn’t even have the luxury Aaron had to cling on to his brother who was a large enough success that people cared. I personally can’t wait to see her stardom fall. As for you Justine crazy girls, you don’t know him, and you aren’t in love with him, lol. He is nothing more than a squeaky voice.
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THIS IS NOT TRUE HE IS NOT A GIRL AND THIS IS SOO FAKE AND SERIOUSLY WHY WOULD U WRITE SOMETHING LIKE THIS?????????????????????
DO YOU HAVE NOTHING BETTER TO DO WITH YOUR LIFE???????????
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Again….
The writer has no life because she/he wrote this?
ok, You sont have life because you spent all day defending this GIRLLL yes, (i said GIRL).
And, You have no chance NO chanco to meet SHEEEEEEEEEE
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This is hilarious.
It’s a joke people, don’t get your knickers in a twist!
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If most of you died right now youd be doing the world a favor by not passing on your stupidity and horrible fan girl genes. Btw this justin bieber kid is such a fag even though i just now figured out he existed i know i hate him
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ele é bem bom quem me dera te-lo nos meus braços e a cara dele junta a minha
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si senor
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Hahahahahahahaha, all the “Beliebers” getting mad over this.
It’s a freaking joke.
Get over yourselves, grow up and get yourselves a sense of humor.
This is hilarious! (:
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hahaha this is the funniest thing ever!!!!!
Beaver and her first pube:p
awwww
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Justin Bieber is a dyke
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u sould not talk about him like that because he is the sweetest and hottest and your not so stop talkin crap
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The Truth is hard to swallow huh??
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FUCKIN HILLARIOUS LOL!!!
P.S JUSTIN BEIBER PISSES ME OFF
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this is really funny
but the person that wrote this should go n get a life because its pretty clear he wont make up to half of what justin bieber makes in his whole lyf
and people if u dont know what to write just dont comment coz ur waisting ur day insulting a 15 year old boy who ibviously has reached puberty and is making dough…..
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The massive win that this article is was only magnified by everyone jumping down the authors throat about ‘her’ being a ‘he’.
Although I say that with a tinge of sadness – it seems the next generation are not going to be able to understand or interpret sarcasm or satire. Sigh…
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Eh whatever. Somebody has to park my car and bring me my drinks.
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people need to grow up , seriousley its ovious that hes a guy and their just jealous that he is famous and their not , people are immature , so shut up u fcking retards
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I like girls
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yeaaaahh me too
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REALLY?!?!?!? I thought I was the only one
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Oh who doesn’t like girls? ;)
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Aww, why didn’t you guys tell me that? :D
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ladies, ladies settle down…. It matter’s not whether Justin is a boy or a girl, he’s all about my cock regardless. How do you think he trained his vocal chords so well? By gargling my man chowder, and you should see it bubble out of his supple lips. I also help him hit those high notes by slowly, gently, then aggressively ramming my engorged cock up his tight ass crack. You can kiss all the posters of Justin you want, just know if you ever meet him in person, that’s the scent of my cock on his breath….
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oooh man you made me laugh so hard i cried- you’re a lad
:)
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I laughed so hard the people near me looked at me in wonder lol!!! I haven’t laughed this hard in years
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ahahahahahahahahaha
wow I’m tearing up lmfao!
btw: justin beiber and all the other disney automatons are DESTROYING the music industry!
PLEASE bring back some good artists like Pink Floyd, Wu-Tang Clan, Ice Cube, ANYONE other than this wannabe!
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RUDE!!! >:/
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holy crap hes a boy ur just jelous cause he can sing and hes hotand ur not hes a BOY NOT A GIRL what dont u get about that holy crap like dont make up romours
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I’m sorry, we should all take someone who’s a fan of miley cyrus and can’t spell for shit seriously!
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wow. haha its pretty sad that you have no such thing called a LIFE to make this FAKE article.
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This article is just wrong, and offensive to all songwriters out there.
She’s not a song writer, everything about her career is managed by that pedo black guy in his videos.
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derka derka what a gay name if you dnt wnt to sound gay go find perez hilton u will make a gr8 couple. Justin Bieber is a man and is better than u will ever be. only homos will pick on a kid thats 15. to u old fucking fags if u dnt like him keep it to ur selves old fucks no one wnts ur oppinion
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Just to update things, girls, the “he is not a girl” thing is REEEALLY obvious, that’s why it’s a funny article and stop saying “you’re just jealous because he’s rich, hot and I’ll marry him some day”, before saying shit like that, read the replies to the other 26 comments saying the SAME shit !
Just try not to be repetitive, that’s all…
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can’t wait till his balls drob then i can stop changing the fucking radio everytime his cock sucking ass comes on
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Man that life!! i know bout it!!
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omg this is hillarious, lol good onee :DD (Y)
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FUCK YOU SHIT HEAD
justin happens to be talented and the hottest 16 year old alive. And its a HE not a SHE. <3
Bet you don't have the balls to get on stage in front of millions.
You must have no life to post shit like this, i mean seriously.
Go F off bitch.
BTW: im 13
<3 <3 JB <3 <3
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Ah, I can’t help but to reply. XD
Hello fellow thirteen year old. :DDD
First of all I have more talent in my fucking left pinky then that kid has, he may indeed be a she for all you know about him. Unless you’ve met him personally? I would happily get on stage if I made Bieber’s money. The author more likely has more of a life then you. You go to middle school and probally fall asleep during English. Your life must be amazing.
But to be fair Justine is smart. She uses her looks and girly singing to make millions, I can’t hate her for using what she has effectivly.
By the way, the author is hilarious. <3
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FUCK YOU BITCH GO F URSELF
IS THIS HOW YOU SPEND ALL DAY???? WELL IF IT IS THAN I FUCKING FEEL SORRY FOR YOU
FAGGOT NOW QUIT PICKING ON JUSTIN.
GO PICK ON SOMONE ELSE, LIKE SMILEY FUCKING CYRUS, OR THE JONAS FAGGOTS,
BUT NOT JUSTIN SEXI BEIBER
-Jen
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yes and you can go lock yourself in a bathroom and finger yourself infront of a poster of justine beaver. and look who also clicked on this site… and read all the comments… and your also a lesbo for liking justine. its a SHE. grow up. gosh cant you take a joke for once?
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First of all, you don’t need the “-Jen” in the end, you know that thing up there? The one wich you wrote “sfusdkjn”, whatever the fuck that means, it’s supposed the be the place where you write “Jen”… now moving on, the author has much more of a life than you (or me as a matter of fact), he/she just wrote this, I think he/she didn’t even got to read all comments or cared about it that much, and just by listening to bieber (btw, “sexi” and “beiber” are written wrong, you are the one who likes him, try not to misspell that at least), dreaming about him, believing he is what magazines and etc tell you and actually coming here to tell us he’s awesome, you should already know you no longer have a life of your own…
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im laughin at the jealousy here.. u wish u had girls chasing u and earned millions, were on the cover of like every magazine, presented the grammys and SO much more. dont mess with bieber fans… you’ll REALLY regret it ;) OH and have u performed for the president?
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okeydokey. so i actualy DO have girls chasing me. T_T study up on others before you talk shit about them. i got 7 girls #’s this WEEK. and i have more talented than her. all i need is a computer to change my voice, lose my dick, my balls, become 11 sumhow, and sing like a fucking girl. go finger yourself in the bathroom to a poster of him =P oh btw its a SHE
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Bahahaha…….. I guess teenage girls aren’t yet able to appreciate satire…… or the newest generation is just plain stupid. =)
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Sadly, I must agree with you on both things you said, granted that there are a few exceptions. I think I must also feel ashamed because I’m a teenage girl XD
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Teenage girls can’t spell, appreciate satire or cope with the fact that their fantasy world of being Mrs Bieber is never going to happen.
Maybe Justin Bieber is a lesbian? That would solve everyone’s problems (except the Catholic priests, who would be very disappointed)…
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Ok.
It’s fairly obvious that faggot hasn’t hit puberty, because….
1. He is only 11 and nuff said.
2. Faggot’s dont hit puberty.
3. Justin is a faggot =D.
And say, by some messed up chance he actally has, his voice would be edited so severly because your voice fluctates at 15, 16.
His songs are so god damned repetitive. ‘baby baby baby baby etc’.
Fact is he is a faggot whom fugly assed chicks wish they were mrs bieber so when they get freaky deaky with him they can see his micro penis and right next to it, his vagina. New lady gaga? I think so.
And if anyone out there thinks he has talent, they need to wake up, boil a kettle, make a coffee and when perfectly made to satisfaction, lay down flat on a bed, and pour the 100 degree (celcious) coffee straight over their eyes until sight is lost. then simply fumble around till you find a pen or a pencil and simply jab it into your ears.
Whenever i hear the word Justin following the word Bieber i want to go to my bathroom, take all the medication i can find and fill the bath up, climb in with a plugged in toaster, slit my wrists and then press the switch down, knowing i wouldnt survive that because a horrible, gruesome death is more satisfying than hearing a screechy assed voice whom actually sounds like someone with a cricket bat is constantly jammin it up his crack.
and to all you beliebers out there…..
Get a fucking life you dumb assed sluts!
You CLEARLY have no life because all you do is lock yourself in the bathroom and finger your ass over him. And i know i’ll get hated for this but i dont care.
And i actually do have a life btw, just because i know how to use a computer, spell correctly and dont type every single one of my words in caps.
Justin is a faggot whom needs to take the cricket bat out of his ass and swallon coins and then take a laxative. (btw if you are a complete fucktard and dont know medical journalism, this would kill you).
Now to recount what i said.
Justin is a faggot
All fugly assed ,fat shit ‘beliebers’ are fucking sluts and need to follow my procedures.
Peace out mother fucking whores. (not talking to you ‘haters’ as they call them, for i am a ‘hater’ of justin if you couldnt tell).
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and also, if one fuckin bitch tells me i’m jelous of justin…i swear to god i will take a mother fucking pipe bomp, throw it at your face, retrieve to a safe distance, get some popcorn and a lawn chair and watch your dumb ass with and IQ of 10 try to figure out what to do with it…
And i know i spelt some of my last post incorrecctly i dont care.
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you are jelous of justin
HA HA HA HA
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Just like to say I’ll agree with the little girls thats he’s a boy, but, he’s a flamming faggot that’s untalented, not that attractive, and should probably shoot himself in the face. I’m a gay guy and I dont’ find him attractive at all. If I saw him naked I’d probably find the closet female and plow her like a field. Funny jikes guys. I cant totally see where you came up with the girl jokes. I thought it was a chick when I heard “One Time” the first time. LMFAO
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Justin Bieber loves black cock
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