Breaking News: Justin Bieber Gets First Pube
Celeb Jihad has just learned that soon to be 16-year-old and Canadian songstress Justin Bieber has just got her first pube!
Justin was said to be frightened at first, but she had a nice long talk with her mom and is now excited that she is beginning her long overdue transformation into womanhood. No word yet if Justin has started getting her period, but we imagine with pubes popping up like they are it is only a matter of time.
For those who do not know who Justin Bieber is yet, she is a singer and song writer who is taking the world by storm. Justin was discovered on YouTube were she use to post videos of herself dancing in her underwear while lip singing Britney Spears songs. A music exec saw potential in the young beauty and flew her to Atlanta to get started on making horrible music for the hormonally charged teen masses. The rest as they say is history.
Hes a boy not a girl :)
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i agree with you , what is wrong with these people , ?
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You mother fucking bitch she is actualy a HE and he is way better than you! I dont see u getting on the cover of a magazine or presenty at the grammys so shut the FUCK up!
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lol did you forget the fact that SHE’S a little girl, with the highest voice I ever heard. Your just a 13 year old fangirl pussy. You say SHE’S the best but a month ago you said The Jonas Faggots were.
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this website sucks!
and thats why justin has more money then you will EVER have you fat, nerdy piece of fat fuckingshit
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mmm come on, dont get like that >.<
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fat wanker
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WHY THE HELL WOULD YOU SAY THAT?!?!?!?! JUSTIN IS SOOOOO MUCH BETTER THAN YOU!!!! YOU MUST BE SOME BITCH WHO LIKES TO PISS EVERYONE OFF CUZ YOUR DOING IT DAMN GOOD!!!!
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oh and i wonder if this chick is acttualy gonna be “future mrs. bieber”
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mmm come on, dont get like that >.<
And I wonder why every insult in english uses "fat" "shit" "fucking"
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you know what kind of bitches do that? TROLLS, and its damn fun and i very well agree with this article.
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WHAT THE HECK!?!??!! SHE’S A HE. AND HE’S THE MOST AMAZING THING THAT HAS EVER WALKED ON THIS EARTH!!! GO FALL INTO A PILE OF ELEPHANT CRAP AND GET MONKEY URINE DUMPED ON YOU… YEAH… THATS RIGHT… MONKEY URINE.
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lol but a month ago the jonas faggots were. You don’t like his music retard. All you like is HER. Just like the jonas faggots. His balls dropped? Yeah right. High like your ugly ass voice =. P.S. no one likes you ugly faggot. Amazing? why? Your responce: Becaz hez sooooo hot: Yeah right idiot. Why do you like a girl?
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FUCK YOU I DONT SEE YOU MAKING MILLIONS OF DOLLARS FROM PURE TALENT OF BEING DISCONVERED ON THE INTERNET!! you have NO life so you spend time bashing on a 15 year old boy?! GET A GIRLFRIEND/BOYFRIEND. honestly if this is how you spend your day I feel sorry for you!
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Look at how you’re spending your own day.
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thank you, haha.
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lol hahahahahaha “no life” hahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahaha holy shit! Your the one masterbating- ;) to him all the time 24/7. YOU get a life. He has no talent. In fact, nobody does because everybodys voice is edited. Believe or not you could be making millions of dollars if your:
1. Good- Looking
ummmmm ya thats it. Don’t even have to be talented
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lolol. it’s hilarious watching these stupid fangirls go crazy, below me. (:
you guys DO realize you don’t even know this guy and this is the internet, so nothing you’re saying is insulting, right?
you girls only have say… 0.00000001% chance of even MEETING justin, right?
get a sense of humor, and a life while you’re at it, ladies. (: i found this article hilarious.
thank you for posting this. :D
and i can’t WAIT to see how you crazy little unrealistic preteens come back at me.
it’ll make this moment even MORE hilarious. <3
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Is he 3 foot tall? He looked like a midget next to Kesha
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hey dumbass, hes a boy
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Hahah, hilarious. He is a pre-pubescent teen and he sounds like one. I know I’ll never meet him and neither will anyone that commented on this. But frankly, I don’t care. I don’t wanna meet him. You cut his hair and take away his millions of dollars and lets see which girls stick around and actually likes him for him. You need to grow up girls, mature a little bit.
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haha this made my day and by the way bitches just bieber sounds like a faggot ake a ten year old chick just wait after hits puberty he will sound like shit.. oh wait he already does but haha you little girls just make me laugh standin up for a fag you dont even now and surly never will!!! haha
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OMG!! this is the worst Justin is amazing and a GUY!!! a handsome young man!
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I can understand the mistake by Durka Durka.
Today, I was listening to the radio and “One Time”, by Justin Bieber came on. My mom thought she was very smart and said, “Is this a new Miley Cyrus song?” I told her it was a boy, and she had to pull on the side of the road to laugh for five minutes.
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Anybody hear the most recent news?
“Justin Bieber broke his leg standing on a chair trying to reach puberty”
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I LOVE HIM N HE A BOY <3 SXC BOY
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FUCKEN CUNTS!! ILL BASH YOU YOU FUCK HEADS MOTHE!@## FUK U HE IS SXC YOU R TO GAY!!
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mmm come on, dont get like that >.<
Why does insulting a she-he has to do with being gay .___.
come on, you have 0, zero cero NADA opportunitties to meet she-he
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The ignorance flows like wine… I love reading peoples’ comments on this site. MY HEAD JUST EXPLODED I’M GONNA SLING SO MANY ACRONYMS AT THIS SATIRICAL SITE. The kid is trash. OOOO He has that hair… OOO His teeth are sooo white. OOO He’s on twitter, facebook, myspace, stickcam, usteam,and jesus.com. Fuck off media whores. He’s just living the life any 13 year old girl dreams of. So get off the bandwagon you unoriginal motherfucking robots. Stay away from this site, cause you just don’t get it….. Even the people against all the “fan people” are retarded. Fuck everyone that has posted except “your day”. “Your day” understands. To the rest, DIE IN A FIRE. Sorry I didn’t use acronyms and intentionally misspell words, I’m trying to appeal to people who make attempts at trying to use their intelligence. SATIRICAL… What does that mean?!
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Owned
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Durka Durka I find your articles usually pretty crude. THAT said, you are very wickedly clever! Keep it up. Xoxo;)
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justins a HE and hes amazing and you ovbiously have no life for wasting your time writting this ?
iloveeeeejustin bieber :|(L)
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So she/he (the writer) has no life because s-he wrote this?
OK, and you? You have no music sense… and spent your day deffending a she, yeah, I said SHEEEEE
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really these guys are right some girls come on he defending him like they know him personaly. these girls spend there days on google looking up news about this kid so maybe they need to think about getting a life.
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I met Justin Bieber down a dark alley last night.
So I raped her.
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Yeah, she was a girl, look?
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Ha, I hate how the girls go crazy about her, I mean, frig, she is nothing more than some lady who got a lucky shot at stardom. “She’s just the new female version of Aaron Carter. Don’t worry, she’ll be clinging to her pre-pubescent fame a few years down the road, and release a reality TV show with her dysfunctional family and pray that some one will remember her enough to watch it. She doesn’t even have the luxury Aaron had to cling on to his brother who was a large enough success that people cared. I personally can’t wait to see her stardom fall. As for you Justine crazy girls, you don’t know him, and you aren’t in love with him, lol. He is nothing more than a squeaky voice.
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THIS IS NOT TRUE HE IS NOT A GIRL AND THIS IS SOO FAKE AND SERIOUSLY WHY WOULD U WRITE SOMETHING LIKE THIS?????????????????????
DO YOU HAVE NOTHING BETTER TO DO WITH YOUR LIFE???????????
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Again….
The writer has no life because she/he wrote this?
ok, You sont have life because you spent all day defending this GIRLLL yes, (i said GIRL).
And, You have no chance NO chanco to meet SHEEEEEEEEEE
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This is hilarious.
It’s a joke people, don’t get your knickers in a twist!
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If most of you died right now youd be doing the world a favor by not passing on your stupidity and horrible fan girl genes. Btw this justin bieber kid is such a fag even though i just now figured out he existed i know i hate him
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ele é bem bom quem me dera te-lo nos meus braços e a cara dele junta a minha
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Hahahahahahahaha, all the “Beliebers” getting mad over this.
It’s a freaking joke.
Get over yourselves, grow up and get yourselves a sense of humor.
This is hilarious! (:
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hahaha this is the funniest thing ever!!!!!
Beaver and her first pube:p
awwww
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Justin Bieber is a dyke
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u sould not talk about him like that because he is the sweetest and hottest and your not so stop talkin crap
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FUCKIN HILLARIOUS LOL!!!
P.S JUSTIN BEIBER PISSES ME OFF
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this is really funny
but the person that wrote this should go n get a life because its pretty clear he wont make up to half of what justin bieber makes in his whole lyf
and people if u dont know what to write just dont comment coz ur waisting ur day insulting a 15 year old boy who ibviously has reached puberty and is making dough…..
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The massive win that this article is was only magnified by everyone jumping down the authors throat about ‘her’ being a ‘he’.
Although I say that with a tinge of sadness – it seems the next generation are not going to be able to understand or interpret sarcasm or satire. Sigh…
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people need to grow up , seriousley its ovious that hes a guy and their just jealous that he is famous and their not , people are immature , so shut up u fcking retards
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I like girls
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yeaaaahh me too
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REALLY?!?!?!? I thought I was the only one
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ladies, ladies settle down…. It matter’s not whether Justin is a boy or a girl, he’s all about my cock regardless. How do you think he trained his vocal chords so well? By gargling my man chowder, and you should see it bubble out of his supple lips. I also help him hit those high notes by slowly, gently, then aggressively ramming my engorged cock up his tight ass crack. You can kiss all the posters of Justin you want, just know if you ever meet him in person, that’s the scent of my cock on his breath….
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RUDE!!! >:/
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holy crap hes a boy ur just jelous cause he can sing and hes hotand ur not hes a BOY NOT A GIRL what dont u get about that holy crap like dont make up romours
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I’m sorry, we should all take someone who’s a fan of miley cyrus and can’t spell for shit seriously!
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wow. haha its pretty sad that you have no such thing called a LIFE to make this FAKE article.
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This article is just wrong, and offensive to all songwriters out there.
She’s not a song writer, everything about her career is managed by that pedo black guy in his videos.
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derka derka what a gay name if you dnt wnt to sound gay go find perez hilton u will make a gr8 couple. Justin Bieber is a man and is better than u will ever be. only homos will pick on a kid thats 15. to u old fucking fags if u dnt like him keep it to ur selves old fucks no one wnts ur oppinion
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