Breaking: Lohan Roaming the Streets of Los Angeles



In news that makes us question the validity of “you can’t keep a good man down,” Lindsay Lohan has done her court-ordered time at the Betty Ford Clinic and is now free to do what she does best: drugs.


In a plan that is definitely not a bad idea, Lindsay has moved just down the street from former lover/enabler Samantha Ronson in Venice Beach. Good thing there aren’t any drugs in Venice Beach.


It is advised that if you have any children or pets in the southern California area, do not put any drugs near or on them, as Lindsay will get confused and may try to snort your pets or children. Also, try to stay off the roads of West Hollywood and Hollywood, as this is what Lindsay’s handler have referred to as her “feeding time,” and it is widely understood that she is not aware of her actions during these hours.


In short, if you are currently living in southern California, the only way to guarantee your safety is to move.


You’ve been warned.

 

  • IHateCelebs

    She didn’t just move down the street from her lesboqueer ex-lover, she moved right next door, literally a few feet away. Lindsay Lohan’s ex-lesboqueer lover now looks like a drug addict with AIDS and Lindsay Lohan herself will look like that very soon due to her heroin and cocaine addictions and her sinful lesboqueer tendencies.

    When Lindsay Lohan’s looks are gone she will be a washed up bag lady on the streets of L.A. and then we can point and laugh at her.

    Hell, I’m going to start pointing and laughing at her right now.

  • theheadchimp

    This no talent cooze needs to just OD already. She already looks like a bag lady, check out those carpet munchin lips. She looks like a goddamn sheep with lipstick.

  • razor

    I think your mistaking her for your mother you bitch

    • theheadchimp

      No I was mistaking her for your wife.

  • Abdullah The Butcher

    razor

    Shut the fuck up you crude asshole!

    What is your fucking problem you seal raping cocksucker?
    Oh yea….your an inbred canadian.
    You might as well get back to fucking seals and sucking off polar bears…because your dumbass, lame comments, only earn you scorn on this site. We Muslims mock your ignorance and lack of proper parenting.

    Eat shit and die mofo!

    Islam rules!

    • westside willy

      Hey there you flock of seagulls bitchface, seems like ya got as little jealous hate on for Canadians. Probably penis envy since we all know that the middleast represents the smaller side of the penis size in the human world, or at least thats what your grandma showed me, mind you maybe hemaphrodites just have smaller penises in general. Or maybe it’s the fact that our women’s masculine appearances don’t make us lust for the caress of a mans hairy ass, simply because the females downstairs alternative has much more hair, I guess it is kind of hard to get laid when you are lucky to see a little ankle much less cleavage or even a face . I gotta say your wife gives good ankle, but when she insisted on ramming a frozen cucumber up my but as was tradition in your house I had to draw the line and send her fudge packin in another direction.

      ps When a seal is dead from a massive contusions as a result of a brutal clubbing, it is no longer rape, it is necrophelia. Get it right you gerkin pickle dic, with man titties!

      CANADA RULES ALL HAIL WESTSIDE WILLY AND HIS NINE INCH BILLY

      • Abdullah The Butcher

        backside willy…the chilly whigger

        You sound like a frigging nigger you worthless canadian asshole.
        Get your head out of the polar bear’s ass you crude talking mothertfucker and show some respect. This is a serious site and excessive profanity is not appreciated.
        As for canada…what the fuck do you frozen homoqueers have there to be proud of?
        I’l tell you, nothing!

        Also, eat shit and die mofo.

        Islam rules and canada is full of fools

        ALLAHU AKBAR

  • Abdullah The Butcher

    There is only one cure for Lindsay…it’s called Sharia Law.
    It is 100% effective.

  • westside willy

    Serious site? You gotta be joking, I used to think it was all shits and giggles and sarcastic satire , but there is some seriously racist shit on this site. I don’t hate anybody in particular, in fact I hate everybody equally until that certain individual gives me a reason to wanna knock thier teeth out of thier skull. I don’t care what color the skin on the skull is, all I care about it feeding that skull some teeth and knuckles. White, black, brown ,yellow, purple, whatever the fucking color, it’s all the same when you piss me off cause all I see in my mind is red and the white of a smile as my target. Your enemy is not represented by a color, it is represented by your personal ideals and morality that they have insulted. How do you know they have threatened your lifestyle when all you know about them is how they appear, and all the while the wolves in sheeps clothing, whom look like you, talk like you but will stab you in the back without hesitation. Thats who we all should rebel against.

    ps Sorry to middle eastern women for my prior comments, I think persian and muslim women are beautifull, as are all women.

    • Abdullah The Butcher

      backside willy

      You are full of shit you whiny bastard.
      Nobody forced you to come to this site or to stay and post your ignorant, nigger sounding comments.
      We decent people have good reason to hate the asshole races, especially niggers. If you love them; that is your business. That just means you are a filthy nigger lover. But don’t tell anybody else who they can hate or not hate.
      I also notice you want to get violent when someone says something you don’t agree with.
      Well, tough shit. Come to Tikrit and complain anytime you feel like it. I’m sure there are a number of fine Jihadists who will listen to your concerns.

      Fuck you and canada you pussified asshole…and get ready for Islam in your neighborhood.

      Eat shit and die mofo

      ALLAHU AKBAR

  • westside willy

    I don’t get violent unless the situation neccessatates, like if you, or someone like you wanted to meet me at the bikeracks after school I would be more than happy to oblidge. Or maybe you just can’t grasp the metaphor implied in the prior comment, mind that would require a certain amount of intilect that is apparently in short supply. Violence is for pre pubescent fools that talk out there asses and shit out thier mouths, you ever noticed that children resort to insult or violence when they have been intelectually bettered, I call it envy rage. Not to say you are not entitled to your filthy hate filled bullshit safty blankets, and your ironic media assisted propaghanda hate mongering that seems innocently funny at first. Too bad people take it seriously.

    In response to being a pussy I think you kinda got that mixed up with getting pussy, something you are likely not familiar with considering you probably spend your 99% of your time on a computer pretending to be fake character to numb the pain of living in your mothers basement, and beating off while watching star trek alone. I am a proud native and if your jihadist feel like coming to the reserve and playing Reservation Survivor for Racist Motherfuckers I am sure my brothers would be happy to play.

    ps-I thought this site was celeb jihad, celebs are fair game but over the top racism and pedophile jokes are where any decent person should draw the line. Lick my balls to all ya’ll bigots whose penises are small

    • Abdullah The Butcher

      Proud native…what a laugh.
      What do you lazy drunks have to be proud of?
      Not a thing….everybody took advantage of your stupid asses.

      “meet me at the bikeracks after school”…holy shit….an 8th grader!

      Listen you little red skinned dumbass….if you don’t like the content of the site, go away. Otherwise shut the fuck up.

      ALLAHU AKBAR

  • theheadchimp

    westside willy
    What is it with you Canadian assholes? You get tired of talking to yourself so you gotta come on this site and post for hours. Your longwinded posts are boring and your profanity is so juvenile its pathetic. Go fuck yourself eh …

    • westside willy

      i think i hear your mama calling you for your bath you geeky little nerd. Let me guess you don’t live in your mothers basement because you are scared of the dark and spiders, and showering in gymclass because you have an inny and I don’t mean your belly button. So you nestle into your mamas boosom every night just hoping for one more suckle before she weens you from her tit. Let me ask you this do you wipe your own ass or does mama change your depends and powder your tushy after you make a stinky?

      Follow the sheep you conformist little nerd, maybe some day you will touch a booby that isn’t mommy’s, however it’s unlikely that your mom will order you a mail order bride for your birthday, and your allowance only covers your tampons you little bitch.

      • theheadchimp

        You are the top contender for “most juvenile mutherfucker 2011″. Post like an adult or shut your fucking mouth because you are boring and not worth shit.
        P.S. still waiting for your address you cowardly cocksucker.

        • westside willy

          I am cowardly motherfucker eh, my adress is on the corner of fuck you and eat necrotic shit. Head chimp, more like head chump you little pansy ass princess

          • theheadchimp

            I knew you were a chicken shitted cocksucker.

  • Happy Infidel

    Westside Willy

    I love your comments to these jihadist assholes. They need to be put in their place and they don’t like that we are doing just that. They just can’t handle us so they get all defensive and start with the racism and name-calling. Just little cowards is all they are.

    • Abdullah The Butcher

      crappy infidel

      Go fuck yourself asshole

  • Happy Infidel

    Woooo listen to Mr. Big shit Abdullah. I better hurry and get this comment in here because you Muslim fucktards go to bed so early. Is that when your Mommy pulls the plug on your computer and tells you to go to bed? Or do you even have a Mommy? I think your parents commited suicide when you were born….lol!! You were probably raised by Apes.

    You go fuck yourself asshole!! Does the widdle boy get upset when I am right? I think so!!

    • theheadchimp

      You are one dumb fuctard. Raised by apes? Thats so lame. How about this one bitch…..

      When you were born the doctor slapped your mother.

    • Abdullah The Butcher

      crappy infidel

      When you were born, the doctor threw you out, and kept the afterbirth.

      Eat shit and die mofo

  • westside willy

    Hey little fuck face like I am gonna give my adress to a little chump ass punk. I am as afraid of you as I am of your feeble minded insults. So go home little boy cause I would tear your ass limb from limb. If you want to pick on someone like me I dare you to go to Comtpton or a reserve and shoot your mouth off. Didn’t think so you wussy little puke. Difference between you and me is I have actually cracked some skulls, and had mine cracked for that matter. So don’t bark up the wrong tree little pup

    • Abdullah The Butcher

      backside willy

      You fucking dumbass injun.
      Are there any of you drunks on that reserve sober enough to even hear an insult?
      I doubt it.
      Just remember this red-skin. It is easy to talk big wampum, but difficult to fork it over.

      Eat shit and die you heathen bastard

    • theheadchimp

      Willy you chicken shitted cocksucker. You are the one the issued the boast that I would be afraid to tell you to your face. Big talking asshole I am sure your skull is still cracked. You pretend all you want but you are a cowardly pussy regardless of all your big talk.
      If you were talking about Compton California then say it asshole instead of stuttering.

  • westside willy

    I aint tryin to be violent dude, so chill the fuck out. This is just a website dude!

    • theheadchimp

      Go back and read some of your posts Willy and see if “I aint tryin to be violent dude”. You sound like a psycho…………. And don’t EVER fucking tell me to chill out again.

      • Abdullah The Butcher

        I think we have a new contender for “top asshole 2011″ in that dumbass westside willy.

        This latest crop of fucktards rivals the michael jackson fans in stupidity.

  • Happy Infidel

    I suppose your right guys lol. By the way did you know I like to finger my butthole while watching “Green Acres”

  • Happy Infidel

    Very funny using my name to post that shit….You are really getting low to copy someones name. I didn’t post that “Green Acres” crap…you fucking morons did.

    • Abdullah The Butcher

      crappy infidel

      Sorry bitch, but you cannot deny your post.

      It is obvious that you were drunk when you confessed your love of green acres and butthole rubbing. No doubt you are sexually attracted to arnold the pig.
      “oink, oink”

      You are one sick motherfucker and I hope you get ass cancer.

      ALLAHU AKBAR

  • theheadchimp

    Happy is just pissed because Arnold left her for some other sow.

    • Abdullah The Butcher

      LOL
      Arnold traded up.

      • theheadchimp

        Poor Arnold, if he had to fuck Happy he probably washed his pig penis with battery acid.