Beyonce’s Gigantic Ass Eats Her Bikini
No longer satisfied just swallowing Jay-Z and the occasional drifter, Beyonce’s enormous ass decided to suck down her bikini bottoms.
Scientists estimate that at the current rate of growth Beyonce’s butt could soon be the size of Texas.
“I’ve never seen anything like it” says Prof Jim Michaels of the University of Toledo. “The fact that it maintains its shape at that size is what is particularly disturbing. Usually asses that get that big tend to flair out and sag. Beyonce’s behind shows no signs of that.”
Prof Michaels lab assistant Ronald Jenkins then chimed in adding, “Mmmm hell yeah!”
Who will be the first to say the person who wrote this is a dumb ass..not me I love this shit
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hahaha… very mature
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Pooooooo it looks like it stinks
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oww…gross
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Omg !!!
whoever is posting this shit needs to grow up.
I know this is cliche and all but seriously.. Who the fuck has time to take pictures of people
well known and post shitty comments like this on the internet.
THEY DONT EVEN KNOW YOU EXIST DARLINGS SO WHY BOTHER WASTING YOUR TIME?
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I wish her ass would swallow my dick!!! Beautiful ASS!!!!!
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damm ill break that little ass
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that bikini bottom is design to hug the booty like that it’s not that her booty is so big it’s swallowing it. if you watch bikini contest you’ll see what i’m talking about.
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Dear Beyonce, i love u so much,i like your songs,my dream is to meet you one day but i don’t know when and how?! i,m from Rwanda-KIGALI(AFRICA).Please,i wish success in your jobs. May God help you.
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