Beyonce’s Gigantic Ass Eats Her Bikini
No longer satisfied just swallowing Jay-Z and the occasional drifter, Beyonce’s enormous ass decided to suck down her bikini bottoms.
Scientists estimate that at the current rate of growth Beyonce’s butt could soon be the size of Texas.
“I’ve never seen anything like it” says Prof Jim Michaels of the University of Toledo. “The fact that it maintains its shape at that size is what is particularly disturbing. Usually asses that get that big tend to flair out and sag. Beyonce’s behind shows no signs of that.”
Prof Michaels lab assistant Ronald Jenkins then chimed in adding, “Mmmm hell yeah!”
Who will be the first to say the person who wrote this is a dumb ass..not me I love this shit
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hahaha… very mature
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Pooooooo it looks like it stinks
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oww…gross
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Omg !!!
whoever is posting this shit needs to grow up.
I know this is cliche and all but seriously.. Who the fuck has time to take pictures of people
well known and post shitty comments like this on the internet.
THEY DONT EVEN KNOW YOU EXIST DARLINGS SO WHY BOTHER WASTING YOUR TIME?
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I wish her ass would swallow my dick!!! Beautiful ASS!!!!!
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damm ill break that little ass
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that bikini bottom is design to hug the booty like that it’s not that her booty is so big it’s swallowing it. if you watch bikini contest you’ll see what i’m talking about.
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Dear Beyonce, i love u so much,i like your songs,my dream is to meet you one day but i don’t know when and how?! i,m from Rwanda-KIGALI(AFRICA).Please,i wish success in your jobs. May God help you.
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well i mean DUHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!! She has a big BUTT but yhu need to stop okay oh yeah and mii teacher said to put I LOVE MR. TODD……..so yhur gay okay…….lol im so stupid but yhur even crazier yhu dumb bastard……………..
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ı fuck your style AMBER DOG.
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iam from algeria and i love the ass of beyonce i want to kiss your ass bb beyonce and i want maried whit you
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iam from algeria and i love the ass of beyonce i want your ass bb beyonce hmmmm
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That shit is seriously DISGUSTING.
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she is a sexy ass woman, and yes her ass is fat as hell
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beyonce has a beautiful rear end figure. however she just doesn’t top serena williams
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ewwwww,yall r lairs
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me and beyonce are diva i will woop kare ass if she mess with beyonce and lady gaga.
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I am a fan of Beyonce and I think it is very rude and disrespectful for some of these comments to even be on here!! This picture shouldn’ t even be on here it’s disrespectful towards her!!
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CAn yoU Say StaLKer………
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i want to add beyonce to my fans on facebook and yahoo.i love you beyonce
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qu’elle soit un peu grosse ou un peu plus mince elle est sexy sexy and very sexy. alors à bas les incapables
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DAMN!!
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beyonce pls come to indonesia because i fans u much… u so saxy, tell me how for make saxy body
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MY EYES MY EYES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SHE IS SO HOT SHE JUST PUT A 3RD 4TH AND 5TH DEGREE BURN ON MY EYE’S!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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