Avatar’s Shock Ending: It was Earth All Along
James Cameron’s Avatar opened last night, and audiences were blown away by the audaciousness of the film. In particular, moviegoers seemed both shocked and dismayed by the film’s twist ending in which it is revealed that the planet Pandora was actually Earth all along.
Other surprising scenes included a sequence in which it is revealed that the main character is actually a ghost, and when the main villain is found wielding a knife while dressed in the clothes of his long-dead mother.
While the film was technically stunning, I did have some major problems with it. First of all, the Qur’an strictly forbids the wearing of glasses, so the film seemed very out of focus to me. Second, women should not be allowed to drive cars, much less spaceships. Finally, not one character in this film was ever shown bowing to Mecca, which I found insulting.
All and all, I give Avatar 45 out of 72 Virgins.
awesome movie for the decade..
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Why in the world would you have a spoiler like that for everyone to see? You need to hide that behind a jump or something, dude! You totally ruined it for me.
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Avatar looks so stupid to me, thanks for telling me how it ends! now i wont waste my 12 bucks on a tickets, everybody’s happy. :)
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Some of you are too stupid, even for this movie. Stay at home and watch Jersey Shore instead.
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The movie sucked.
It was just another liberal point of view of how anti-American they are and how white people are always portrayed as villains. THAT, and their message of being tree hugging, bark humping weirdos. As with any movie nowadays.
I give it 4 Marx and a Obama. On a scaling method of:
4 Jeffersons = really good
4 Reagans = good
4 Marxs = bad
4 Obamas = really bad
Hot debate. What do you think?
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South Park already has a parody of this garbage movie. They call it “Dancing With Smurfs”. Funny as hell. I give it 3 Reagans.
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You Fucking Asshole!!!!! Thanks For Ruining The Movie For Me You Cum Guzzling Twat!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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This dudes lying. I watched the movie last night. and pandora is its own planet. Not Earth ASSHOLE! Their is no Twist Ending!!
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Avatar Basic concept is Hindu and Vedic …is not it haram ?
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Idiots are not allowed to see this movie, read the fine print.
Go watch Fox News instead and turn on your radio dial to that fat bozo named Rush.
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You guys are all so fucking dumb… none of those are from Avatar. First is from Planet of the Apes, second is from The Sixth Sense, and the third is from Psycho. He didn’t ruin anything fucktards.
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no i think it is best 1
fact that v r killing our mother earth!!!!
which is touching fact of flim
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WTF are you talking about? Must be two versions of this flick out there, cause I saw none of that whatsoever!
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lmfaooooooooooooooo! you’re a funny guy. i actually fell for that, until that dude pointed out you gave the endings for THREE different films. LOL :L
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White power! Unite! Brothers! POWER!!!
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Great CGI but not a very compelling story.
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ur a total idiot.u should be shot. HE IS NOT TALKING ABOUT THE MOVIE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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More proof this site is retarded
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“So Brittany what did you think of Avatar?”
“It was to die fo-”
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OMG!! I watched the movie twice because I didnt catch on to any of the scenes or the surprise twist ending, and it was total BS. Your funny!
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I have a confession to make. I wanked when the human and the blue thing from Avatar kissed….. I also wanked when they “mated”….. and when the lady next to me sneezed..
The movie tries to sell us about the “evils” of consumption and corporations, yet James Cameron partners with McDonald’s to promote the movie. Hypocrite cunt.
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I’m going to skip the first paragraph entirely and agree completely with the second one. I lament the hypocrity!
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Judging by the size of the eyes on those Avatars……
I’m guessing the film must be about a new Ecstasy tablet that turns your skin blue.
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I was thinking it was some kind of subversive pro-dope thing but hadn’t narrowed one down. Thanks! ;)
[My "like" check was erased. Twice. Hence the comment.]
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Bottom line:DON’T see this movie. It’s anti-military, anti-capitalism (even though James Cameron made the movie through the free enterprise of capitalism), anti-corporation (AND James Cameron partnered with McDonald’s to promote the movie).The main character is too much like Che Guevara.Save your money. Or see Sherlock Holmes. It’s a little long (2 1/2 hours), but great acting, great backdrops. 2 Reagans. (2, because it was long and boring).I think a sequel is coming for Sherlock Holmes.
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i hope all the conservative douche bags who have no taste in movies miss out on this movie because of the “liberal” bias it has… yes there is an environmental message to the movie… ok so go on hating the environment you retards… its only the place you live in…
i hope every redneck in the world misses out on this landmark achievement in cinema because their too stubborn to consider other peoples views. there isn’t a liberal in the world who hasn’t watched walker texas ranger a few times, yet conservatives won’t listen to anything but country and they won’t watch the most visually stunning movie ever made because it sort of has a go-green message… like i said, retards!
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Conservatives may not live in huts and use one piece of toilet paper to live up to liberal hype about the environment, but Conservatives sure as hell don’t preach it to live that way.
Rich liberals sure as hell don’t live that way. But yet, they preach it and ram movies down our throats that costs millions to make, and idiots like people who like THIS movie, fall for their SCAMS all the time, hypnotized by the cartoonish CGIs. Like braindead-Obamabot-zombies… “Yes we can… Yes we can”… “O-ba-ma.. O-ba-ma”… “Si se puede… Si se puede”…
FUCKING RETARDS!!
You’re an idiot because oil is the life’s blood of the United States. If you want to drive a Smart Car, that’s fine if you live in the city. But for farmers who stock up for a couple of months with their SUVs to grow and provide goods for people who don’t realize how it gets to their stores in the city, a Smart Car would be a “Dumb” Car. And how is a semi truck gonna deliver goods ANYWHERE in a hybrid powered truck?
You have have alernatives in the city to move about. You have public transportation buses and trains. people who make it posible for people in the city to feed their families don’t have that option.
Your liberal celebreties make it sound like they care about the environment, yet they fly around in GolfStream jets and drive around in SUV limousines and live in lavish housings,
emitting more carbon dioxide than the average American does in 10 years. They want YOU to care about the environment, but are hypocrite cunts and won’t live the way they want YOU and I to live.
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And no, not all Conservatives listen to country music, are white, and read the bible.
I’m a Satanic Hispanic, I listen to Death Metal (Deicide, Morbid Angel, Death, Obituary, etc.), and Black Metal (Burzum, Immortal, Emperor, DarkThrone, etc.).
Which shows just how IGNORANT and a BIGOT you are with stereotyping Conservatives.
The only thing I have in common with Christian Conservatives is Christians believe that Satan exists and Satanists believe Jesus exist. You can’t have one without the other.
Also we believe in the 2nd Ammendment.
Criminals don’t buy their assault weapons. Criminals don’t buy guns legally to begin with. The idea of having you not being able to acquire them at all is pretty desirable to a criminal. As a matter of fact, they’d like you not to have a handgun, or a shotgun, or any gun of any kind. The idea of what is right in this country has been fundamentally manipulated by the left, which seems to be the ENTIRE Democratic Party at this point.
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so sick of the right wingers bitching about the “liberal bias” in this movie… and everything else for that matter…
if a movie had a conservative bias it would be boring… plan and simple.
if you don’t like the fact that it has a liberal bias… dont watch it!
its that simple… you get rush limbaugh lying his ass off everyday on the radio to millions of people… liberals get movies, keep listening to rush’s bullshit… we’ll keep watching our liberal movies that are actually based on science and truth… (yes the environment is important…. you live in it)…. no rush isn’t right about anything, this is the guy who said that “oil is a good thing, we’ll never run out of oil”
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You’re an idiot because oil is the life’s blood of the United States.
If you want to drive a Smart Car, that’s fine if you live in the city. But for farmers who stock up for a couple of months with their SUVs to grow and provide goods for people who don’t realize how it gets to their stores in the city, a Smart Car would be a “Dumb” Car. And how is a semi truck gonna deliver goods ANYWHERE in a hybrid powered truck?
You have have alernatives in the city to move about. You have public transportation buses and trains. people who make it posible for people in the city to feed their families don’t have that option.
Your liberal celebreties make it sound like they care about the environment, yet they fly around in GolfStream jets and drive around in SUV limousines and live in lavish housings, emitting more carbon dioxide than the average American does in 10 years.
They want YOU to care about the environment, but are hypocrite cunts and won’t live the way they want YOU to live.
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Conservatives may not live in huts and use one piece of toilet paper to live up to liberal hype about the environment, but Conservatives sure as hell don’t preach it to live that way.
Rich liberals sure as hell don’t live that way. But yet, they preach it and ram movies down our throats that costs millions to make, and idiots like people who like THIS movie, fall for their SCAMS all the time, hypnotized by the cartoonish CGIs. Like braindead-Obamabot-zombies… “Yes we can… Yes we can”… “O-ba-ma.. O-ba-ma”… “Si se puede… Si se puede”…
FUCKING RETARDS!!
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redneckted said, and I’ll quote,
“keep listening to rush’s bullshit… we’ll keep watching our liberal movies that are actually based on science and truth…”
Now, redneckted, put your nose close to the screen, because I’m about to educate you.
Avatar is a Science Fiction movie. Key word: “FICTION”.
That is such a OxyMORONIC thing to say. Typical cognitive dissonance and behavior internalization in liberal doublethink.
Here’s us:
CONSERVATIVE/REPUBLICAN/RED/RIGHT-WING/ELEPHANT/RIGHT/CONSTITUTIONALIST/LIBRATARIAN/PRESERVATIVE/JEFFERSONIAN/REAGANITE/CAPITALIST/TAX CUT, CONSERVE AND SAVE.
Vs. you:
LIBERAL/DEMOCRAT/BLUE/LEFT-WING/DONKEY/JACKASS/WRONG/COMMUNIST/SOCIALIST/PROGRESSIVE/MARXIST/MAOIST/FASCIST/TAX AND SPEND… TAX AND SPEND… TAX AND SPEND…
If a conservative doesn’t like guns, he doesn’t have to buy one. If a liberal doesn’t like guns, he wants all guns outlawed.
If a conservative is a vegetarian, he doesn’t eat meat. If a liberal is a vegetarian, he wants all meat products banned for everyone.
If a conservative sees a foreign threat, he thinks about how to defeat his enemy. A liberal wonders how to surrender gracefully and still look good.
If a conservative is homosexual, he quietly leads his life. If a liberal is homosexual, he demands legislated respect.
If a black man or Hispanic are conservative, they see themselves as independently successful. Their liberal counterparts see themselves as victims in need of government protection.
If a conservative is down-and-out, he thinks about how to better his situation. A liberal wonders who is going to take care of him.
If a conservative doesn’t like a talk show host, he switches channels. Liberals demand that those they don’t like be shut down.
If a conservative is a non-believer, he doesn’t go to church. A liberal non-believer wants any mention of God and religion silenced. (Unless it’s a foreign or non- Christian religion of course!)
If a conservative decides he needs health care, he goes about shopping for it, or may choose a job that provides it. A liberal demands that the rest of us pay for his.
If a conservative slips and falls in a store, he gets up, laughs and is embarrassed. If a liberal slips and falls, he grabs his neck, moans like he’s in labor and then sues.
Water and oil. We don’t act like you.
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idiot………..come to your senses….and try to use that senses…….and read what you wrote and think if it’s really was possible…………….selfish, unintelligent human
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I can’t believe you actually think Avatar is based on true science. You probably believe Pandora and blue cat-like pœple are real, too.
Despite what scientist say that Al Gore’s cry of Global Warming is a farce, Al Gore is right. Even though he had C’s in science, he’s an expert.
Coldest year in decades. Global Warming: MY ASS!
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Ed, you’re shortsightedness is staggering. The film was terrible because you believed it had a political agenda and didn’t agree with it? Ah, neo-cons. Sure there’s a message, but there’s no need to ultra-politicize it and compare it to ‘tree-huggers’ and ‘Marx’. You need to grow up.
The far-right continues their paranoia streak, and even after Bush. We already know how recklessly you disregard diplomacy for a chance to blow shit up. Excuse the film for illustrating one negative conservative trait (among thousands).
If you can’t allow your political leanings to get out of the way of enjoying a simple film, you’re delusional. You have absolutely zero say when judging a movie. Go turn off the Fox News, take off the Nascar cap, and get some exercise.
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And YOU, jackass (no pun intended), the same reply goes to you. Just read redneckted’s “reply” column.
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So are they blue catpœple or WTF?
http://avatarsucks.com/
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http://www.defamer.com.au/2009/11/the-mounting-evidence-that-avatar-sucks-part-2-an-eyewitness-account/
If one more person tells me that Avatar is the best movie they’ve ever seen, I’m going to lose my shit and kill Michael Lohan (who I’ve taken hostage for New Years)…
Seriously, I’m sure Avatar’s great, but it’s a cartoon about aliens… Right? I mean, WTF?
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You must of smoked a goot joint before the movie. I watched it 3 times and did not end up to that conclusion.
I guess the internet can let anyone have an opinion no matter how idiotic.
chris
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You must have seen a different movie..Pandora is a moon…7.4 lightyears from earth…it is not the planet earth……
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Umm, no, wearing glasses is not prohibited. And woman can drive cars too. Where do you get that information from?
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Hahahaha it was a joke. He made up some funny random shit. Then fuckimg conservatives and liberals got in a argument. This movie has amazing quality and story line but then bitches complain about it for a dumbass reason. What happend to the days of enjoyin a movie
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I was totally disgusted by the space Jews evil plan to steal the Cat people’s land.
But I was later impressed when the cat people declared Jihad on the space Jews and kicked their thieving asses off that planet (which was Earth all along).
I believe James Cameron was sending a message to the Palestinians to paint themselves blue and declare all out Jihad against the land grabbing earth Jews.
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WTF is wrong with you? lying about the contents of a movie is just downright pathetic. i could make some kind of racist comment or call u a fucking lying suicide bomber who should really get to his job, but that would just be stooping to your lying level which is to pathetic to fathom.
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rawr
STFU
Mindless infidel puppet!
There is nothing wrong with me…And I tell nothing but the truth.
Your brain has turned to sludge from years of constant Zionist propaganda…which you call “TV entertainment” and countless bottles of booze and pills.
I tell you this: Your ignorance will be no excuse when the Jihad begins…I will chop your head…. just as I would the head of any infidel homoqueer, drunk, or prostitute.
The time of Jihad approaches………ALLAHU AKBAR
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