Ariana Grande Performs Muslim Mating Dance

Ariana Grande dance

Desperate to breed with a Muslim man, Nickelodeon star Ariana Grande has learned the Muslim mating dance known as “The Dance of the Silly Arms”.

This erotic flailing of the arms with mouth agape is one of the most sensual dance moves a woman can perform, and it understandably gets us virile Muslim men quite hot and bothered.

If Ariana Grande continues to perfect our holy Muslim mating rituals, she will soon certainly fulfill her dream of being pounded hard by many powerful Muslim men.