Anticipating The Rapture Taylor Swift Euthanizes Her Dog

Taylor Swift dog



Anticipating the Rapture, country music star and devout Christian Taylor Swift had her 6 month old miniature doberman named Romeo euthanized late last night.


According to a source close to Swift, she did not feel right about leaving Romeo behind with no one to take care of him when the Rapture came and she ascended to heaven, so she made the difficult decision of having him put down.


Of course the Rapture has not occurred yet, but the day is still young. Let us hope for Taylor Swift’s sake it comes soon or she is going to feel awfully silly for having her dog killed.

 

  • Abdullah The Butcher

    Which one is taylor swift?

    • zillaman

      the dog
      hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

  • theheadchimp

    They are both dogs, now which one is Taylor?

  • Prophet Mohammed

    No, let us hope that for our sake the rapture comes and takes Taylor to hell and relieves us all of her horrid voice and incredibly homosexual lyrics.

    Once upon a time I had faith that Taylor would do the right thing and convert to Islam, much like Goddess Miley, but I am afraid, yet happy, that Taylor’s time has come and she will rot in hell with all of the other gays.

    Take note infidels, convert or DIE!

    ALLAHU AKBAR!!

  • FUCK mohammed

    prophet mohammed you are a fucking pussy, i hope your mom gets raped by the taliban you hypocrite bitch. and butcher you are so far in the closet you are finding birthday presents you fucking faggot go suck off a goat like you dirty sandmonkeys love to do so much

    • Abdullah The Butcher

      fuck head

      You are a dumbass infidel and you write like a crack-head nigger.

      If you were in Tikrit talking that bullshit I’d bust your head open like a ripe melon.

      eat shit and die mofo

    • Prophet Mohammed

      Closet queer,

      It would be a great honor for me and my family for the taliban to choose to rape my mother. That would surely help us attian extra goats and maybe even a camel.

      Don’t worry, when Islam takes over us muslim men will take turns pounding your wife, mother, sisters, cousins, and even your grandmother. Once they have a taste of a muslim man they will surely convert to Islam…or DIE!!!

      ALLAHU AKBAR!!

  • Abdullah The Butcher

    You infidels are all drug addicted homoqueers and you make me sick.

  • zillaman

    enogh with that dumb shit abubu. you sound like a fucking retard. your going to end up like your dad osama bin dead bouble tap in the fucking head..

  • zillaman

    chimp are you that fucking dumb?

  • FUCK mohammed

    hahaha prophet you just proved your ignorance to us all. butcher i would love to come to your little shithole town just to put a fucking bullet in your ugly ass head. Right now Mohammed is getting giant uncercumsized dicks shoved in every oraphace of his faggot fucking body. I spit on the graves of all you douche bags. oh and maybe you should try thinking of a different comeback instead of saying eat shit and die mofo. hahaha you say that same shit every fucking time i love it you guys are just way too easy to make fun of. the whole world laughs at your pathetic fucking race so live it up losers

    • Abdullah The Butcher

      fuck face asshole

      Come to Tikrit anytime but don’t plan on leaving…alive.

      When it comes to you infidels, you mofos talk a lot of shit; because you’re all full of shit.

    • Prophet Mohammed

      Mohammed’s servant,

      Come join me in Kabul and we will see who has the bullet in their head! You infidels fail to realize how much power us muslim mens have. We have the power in Allah in all of us and we are fighting a righteous war against the west and Allah will will us to win, as you can clearly see.

      Muslims are fighting and winning the war on terror and the blood shed will not end until Islam rules the world.

      ALLAHU AKBAR!!

  • Osama bin deaden

    You all realize that this is a joke right? Why is everyone actually talking about this like it actually happened? it makes sense if you are gullible though. But I suppose every person who practices religion is as gullible as humanly possible.

  • Muslim

    I’m a muslim myself and I think many of the members of this site are RACIST FUCKING BASTARDS!!!!! WHERE IN THE KORAN DOES IT SAY ANYTHING ABOUT KILLING PEOPLE WHO DON’T AGREE WITH YOU!? YOU DUMB STUPID BLOODY PRICKS RAAAA YOU MAKE ME FUCKING WANT TO COME OVER THERE AND KILL ALL OF YOU LIKE YOU BLOODY DESERVE!!! YOU GIVE US ALL A BAD NAME YOU FUCK HEADS, YOU SAY WE LIVE LIKE ANIMALS WHILE YOU USE YOUR WOMEN AND CHILDREN AS SHIELDS AND THINK ALLAH WILL ACCEPT YOU INTO HEAVEN?!!? NO YOU FUCKERS HE WILL SEND YOU TO THE 7TH STAGE OF HELL RESERVED FOR BASTARDS LIKE YOU ALL FUCK YOU ALLLLL

    AND BEFORE YOU FUCKING START SAYING THAT WE WILL BE KILLED BY YOUR MEN, 99% OF THE WORLD WANTS YOU ALL DEAD AND YOU STAND NO CHANCE WHEN WE COME TO YOUR CAVES UNDERGROUND SLIT YOUR THROATS BURN YOU ALIVE

    WE HAVE BILLIONS OF PEOPLE WILLING TO KILL YOU
    YOU HAVE BARELY ANY

    PREPARE FOR YOUR JUDGEMENT BASTARDS FOR ALLAH WILL SHOW YOU RACIST BASTARDS HOW FUCKING WRONG YOU ARE

    • theheadchimp

      Black muslims don’t count buckwheat……

    • Abdullah The Butcher

      fake ass faggoty Muslim

      You are no Muslim…you’re a dumbass, bucktoothed brit.
      Stop working for the jews. I can easily see your are spreading their fear based bag of lies.

      Allaha will have his revenge on your sorry ass.

      Burn in hell mofo

      ALLAHU AKBAR

    • Prophet Mohammed

      Gay muslim,

      I see the homosexuals AND niggers have infiltrated your asshole. It is a sad day for you and your family. Allah will surely send you all to hell.

      ALLAHU AKBAR!!

    • Open the Scroll

      I cant really read your writing. Could you perhaps type in all capital letter’s next time ? DUMB FUCK…

  • mohammed sucks dick

    hahahaha wow if you think you are winning then you are as fucking stupid as that dumbass monkey bin laden faggot that we just killed. you idiot, the war on terror is at an all time low for you pussies. better step your game up or the whole world is gonna stop taking you sheep fuckers seriously and then you will all just be forgotten about along with your fake ass wannabe prophet mohamdead