Angelina Jolie Charged in Murder of Her Six Children



Angelina Jolie, accused of killing her six children, made her first court appearance Wednesday afternoon before a magistrate. She is accused with suffocating her children and dumping the bodies in a dumpster behind a nearby Pink Berry.

The judge read Jolie the official charges against her.

Initially, Jolie claimed that she had nothing to do with the murders, but later confessed to “losing it” after “the Asian kid stepped on (her) god damn shoe, again.”

During questioning, Jolie also opened up about her mental state. According to investigators, Jolie’s last film, Salt, was panned by critics. In addition, she is still struggling with the fact that she slept with Billy Bob Thornton.

 

  • reza

    come on man don’t say somthing like that your on top of google now!

  • Fat Housewife

    I completely agree with a woman killing her six children. If I had six ungrateful little twits shouting and running all day and stepping on my shoes, I’d probably have done the same thing. Except for the suffocating part. I’d probably just send them to Michael Vick in a dog costume and see what happens. Hm… I should’ve thought of that a while ago. Halloween is approaching, though.

    • Dead Ed™

      Be sure to take my son, Fatty Ding Dong along with your kids to Vic’s.

      He eats everything. Hamburgers, popsicles, chocolates, his homework and my irreplaceable Civil War shoes.

      But the last straw was when he slaughtered some teens by the pig-pen. I was like, “My God, boy … Why? Why!?! … You mean because they were messing with your pigs? … Jesus Christ, boy! You can’t just go around slaughtering people because they were messing with your hogs! Now we’re in a heap of trouble. Aw shit! Sometimes you really piss me off. … Well, at least you made good clean cuts.”

      • Fat Housewife

        I’m sorry, I won’t be bringing them to Michael Vick this Halloween because the two I was going to send are missing, possibly in action. I gave them the phone number of some “manitee” and they went off chasing her. Now they’ll come back either with wives and grandchildren or NOT AT ALL

  • islamisfuckedup

    we do not have magistrates in America retard

  • Dar al-Harb

    Billy Bob is a kuff most vile in the sight of Allah! So it comes as no surprise that she should feel as filth forthese acts! However, these acts were no worse than to dothe incest with her gay brother! Have you forget the depths of depravity thisprostitute has sank?! She would be wise to have the Brad Pitt queer drowned and marry a first cousin! Allah would bless such a holy union and bring her bastard childrens back to life! also it istime for her male realites to find suitable marriage for her daughters before they become old! Allahu Akbar!

  • A lagging man

    Wait her child was killed

  • tay blane

    your women need bin liners ugh so ugly. no wonder you lust AFTER NAKED WHITE WOMEN.

  • no.

    oh, come on. i’ve always liked this site (although it hasn’t been as funny lately as it used to be) but i just don’t see the humor in this. i’m not even offended so much as it’s just not funny. what is really the point? this is just dumb.

  • BULLSHIT!

    NONE OF HER KIDS ARE DEAD AND SHE DIDNT DO ANYTHING TOO THEM. NO ONE DID. THEY ARE ALIVE AND HEALTHY. YOUR WHOLE SITE IS DISCUSTING AND THE WAY YOU MAKE UP THESE LIES AND TRY TO MAKE CELEBRITIES LOOK LIKE FREAKS AND CRIMINALS IS PATHETIC.