Comments on: An Open Letter From Brad Pitt’s Penis http://www.celebjihad.com/celeb-jihad/an-open-letter-from-brad-pitts-penis Fri, 10 Feb 2012 03:07:30 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.1 By: Dead Ed http://www.celebjihad.com/celeb-jihad/an-open-letter-from-brad-pitts-penis/comment-page-1#comment-4668 Dead Ed Fri, 28 Aug 2009 09:05:19 +0000 http://www.celebjihad.com/brad-pitt/an-open-letter-from-brad-pitts-penis/#comment-4668 Dear Penis, I don't think I like you anymore. You used to watch me shave, and all you do is stare at the floor. Oh, dear Penis, I don't like you anymore. It used to be you and me, a paper towel and a dirty magazine (oh yeah). That's all we needed to get by. And now it seems things have changed and I think you're the one to blame. Dear Penis, I don't like you anymore... Sincrely, Dead Ed ---------------------------------------- "Dear Dead Ed, I DON'T THINK I LIKE YOU ANYMORE. Because when you get to drinking, you put me places I've never been before. Dear Dead Ed, I don't like you anymore. Why can't we just get a grip on our man and hand relationship, and come to terms on truely how we feel? If we put our heads together, WE'D JUST STAY HOME FOREVER. Sincerly, Dead Ed's Penis" ---------------------------------------- Dear Penis, I think I like you, afterall... Sincerely, Dead Ed ---------------------------------------- "Oh, and Dead Ed, While you're shaving, shave my balls... Sincerely, Dead Ed's Penis" Dear Penis,
I don’t think I like you anymore. You used to watch me shave, and all you do is stare at the floor.
Oh, dear Penis, I don’t like you anymore.
It used to be you and me, a paper towel and a dirty magazine (oh yeah). That’s all we needed to get by. And now it seems things have changed and I think you’re the one to blame. Dear Penis, I don’t like you anymore…
Sincrely,
Dead Ed

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“Dear Dead Ed,
I DON’T THINK I LIKE YOU ANYMORE. Because when you get to drinking, you put me places I’ve never been before. Dear Dead Ed, I don’t like you anymore.
Why can’t we just get a grip on our man and hand relationship, and come to terms on truely how we feel? If we put our heads together, WE’D JUST STAY HOME FOREVER.
Sincerly,
Dead Ed’s Penis”

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Dear Penis,
I think I like you, afterall…
Sincerely,
Dead Ed

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“Oh, and Dead Ed,
While you’re shaving, shave my balls…
Sincerely,
Dead Ed’s Penis”

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]]> By: Dead Ed http://www.celebjihad.com/celeb-jihad/an-open-letter-from-brad-pitts-penis/comment-page-1#comment-4192 Dead Ed Fri, 14 Aug 2009 12:05:11 +0000 http://www.celebjihad.com/brad-pitt/an-open-letter-from-brad-pitts-penis/#comment-4192 I'm not here to comment on the talking penis, but rather on something I heard BP say. He said, if given the oppurtunity, he'd run for mayor of New Orleans. But here's what he said he'd run on: "I would run on gay marriage, no religion, legalization & taxation of marijuana. (I don't have a chance.)" Those are some very liberal positions. It's no wonder celebrities are very liberal. They try to appeal to peeps that they think have these concerning issues, ALL AT ONCE. Who wants it all that way? Liberals think we do. And celebrities... They need to go back to some good acting like they did at one time. The American peeps are hurting their wallets by not going to see their crappy movies of REMAKES and SEQUELS. They focus too much on trying to please peeps with everything. But not everybody agrees with ALL liberal positions. They THINK we do. And so do the socialists liberal politicians. But they won't subject themselves to the garbage they want to impose on us all. They send their own kids to private schools but talk about how "good" public are. When Ted Kennedy had a brain fart he went to Duke University. Because he knows socialized healthcare is a disaster. They believe we're cheaper when dead. Don't be a jackass, vote for elephants. Or pick a liberal socialist group & get nothing done while you depend on the government from the cradle to the grave. From the woomb to the toomb. I’m not here to comment on the talking penis, but rather on something I heard BP say.

He said, if given the oppurtunity, he’d run for mayor of New Orleans.

But here’s what he said he’d run on: “I would run on gay marriage, no religion, legalization & taxation of marijuana. (I don’t have a chance.)”

Those are some very liberal positions. It’s no wonder celebrities are very liberal. They try to appeal to peeps that they think have these concerning issues, ALL AT ONCE.
Who wants it all that way? Liberals think we do. And celebrities… They need to go back to some good acting like they did at one time. The American peeps are hurting their wallets by not going to see their crappy movies of REMAKES and SEQUELS. They focus too much on trying to please peeps with everything. But not everybody agrees with ALL liberal positions. They THINK we do. And so do the socialists liberal politicians. But they won’t subject themselves to the garbage they want to impose on us all. They send their own kids to private schools but talk about how “good” public are. When Ted Kennedy had a brain fart he went to Duke University. Because he knows socialized healthcare is a disaster.

They believe we’re cheaper when dead. Don’t be a jackass, vote for elephants. Or pick a liberal socialist group & get nothing done while you depend on the government from the cradle to the grave. From the woomb to the toomb.

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