Amanda Bynes Tweets Topless Photos

Amanda Bynes topless



Amanda Bynes represents the epitome of American class and sophistication, so it is not surprising to see her tweet these topless photos of herself wearing ripped up stockings in a bathroom.


These topless pictures just go to show that the drug dealing pimp that lands Amanda Bynes as his “bottom bitch” is going to be one lucky guy, as it is clear that Amanda would eagerly fulfill a man’s every fantasy no matter how kinky and depraved.


Like say for instance a handsome jihadist celebrity blogger has a fetish for packing a woman’s colon with C-4 and then sending her into a crowded Jerusalem marketplace. Most girls chicken out before carrying out the act, but you better believe a “down ass chick” like Amanda Bynes would see it through until climax.

 

  • Murderous

    If she weren’t a disgusting mudshark, I’d love to play snake in the valley with her massive mams.

    • Imam Khalid

      Indeed, her massive udders could also feed an entire army of newborn jihadis.

      However the no doubt HIV infected milk would run counterproductive to our aims.

      • Imam Abbas

        Brother Imam,

        I think we should seek to eliminate this trollop. Perhaps have someone replace one of her no doubt ginormous vibrators (perhaps her publicized “jackhammer” model) with one filled with C-4. The Council would be unlikely to be upset, as they have commonly rubber-stamped operations on whores that take pictures of their body parts and post them for all to see.

        Unless of course, one of our jihadis manage to unload a full clip of AK-47 whoop-ass on her puss-engorged carcass first.

        This indecent slut isn’t worthy to use the oxygen otherwise civil human beings and peaceful jihadis might use to further the cause of Allah (SWT), and the Prophet (PBUH).

        • Imam is a title

          God damn dude! How hard is it?

          IMAM IS A TITLE…..IMAM IS NOT A NAME….KHALID IS THE NAME!!!

          Is it so fucking hard to remember?

          • Imam Abbas

            On this holy site, we honor each other by addressing by the title he has earned…

          • Imam is a title

            On this holy site, only you commit this mistake, no one else. There is no ‘We’, just you

          • The Reaper

            OMG. I just came in my panties.

            Does she have a sex slave? I would like to apply.

          • Imam Whateverthefuck

            How on Earth can you be that up in arms? It’s completely ok to call an Imam an Imam anyway, under the same logic as calling a doctor a doctor. It’s a title not a name, how hard is it? How can you be so adamant (and uninformed)? It’s a fake jihadi nude celeb website you fucking melvin go outside once in a while

      • Alissa C DiCarlo

        A troll named Fred Sanford has left a particulary ugly comment against Muslims on the Miley Shows Off Her Nude Ass post, which is a greatly revered post by Islam, and I really think that this horrible act should be avenged.

  • Chrissy the Lesbian

    She really doesn’t do much for me…

    • Imam Khalid

      No one cares that ‘she really doesn’t do much for you’ because you’re a woman and a lesboqueer. Be silent unless spoken to.

      Go to your corner and await your inevitable death by stoning.

  • Beastly man

    Who in their right mind would want to stick their penis inside of that mutant?
    If you have the balls to do such a dangerous i’m reckon your penis won’t be
    coming out of that nasty hole!

    • Alissa C DiCarlo

      Beastly, you know very well that your penis has never entered any pussy, ever.

      • Beastly man

        My penis is a crotch loving whore. It’s been in more crotch than you
        will ever imagine and i can assure you it will be plenty of more where
        that came from!

        If you knew me, your muffin would have been buttered by me hundreds
        of times and you would be like so many others who said i was the best
        they ever had and cried their eyes when i ended up moving on!

        I still get stalked by 4 different girls i had sexual relations with and some
        of them even threaten my new girlfriends to leave me even though that
        will never happen. You would be lifted in the air and fucked 20 different ways
        while a-boarding the beast!

      • The Reaper

        Alissa

        You are correct beastly has only had his dick in a mans ass and a few dogs as well.

    • Alissa C DiCarlo

      Beastly, you know very well that your penis has only entered bung holes.

  • Beastly man

    *dangerous task.

  • Alissa C DiCarlo

    This is the most flattering photograph of Bynes ever posted by celebjihad. She has to feel really good about this one. Let us not forget that only last week she was posted as a camel.

    • Chrissy the Lesbian

      You may have a point.

      That picture got quite a rise out of the local jihadis, too! I think that was the first time any of them found her at all attractive…

      • Alissa C DiCarlo

        LOL !!!!!

        • Chaz Bono

          I am going to turn both of you dyke bitches onto your stomachs and fuck your asses raw.

          I know how you bitches like it.

          • Chrissy the Lesbian

            Um. With *what* exactly?

  • That GB guy

    I disagree with you Muslims’s opinion, although she does need punishment for her heathen crime, a more torturing method like crusifixion is needed.

    • Alissa C DiCarlo

      Does GB stand for ‘Gay Boy’ or ‘Gay Black’?

      • That GB guy

        It stands for Great Britain. The place that will never be controlled by you cunts and will kill you Muslim dicks.

  • El Comandante

    Does insanity make a woman’s tits grow bigger? I don’t remember Amanda Bynes tits being this size before she was all fucked up in the head.

    • Alissa C DiCarlo

      I agree. It is odd.

    • Murderous

      If you read her Twitter posts for these pics, she says she has gained 35lbs up from 100lbs. My guess is the weight went straight to her milk wagons. Implants don’t squish that way.

      Her weight gain is probably due to her depression. If she is taking lithium carbonate or a tricyclic antidepressant, such weight gain is inevitable, too. She is also getting older and her metabolism isn’t necessarily going to allow her to snap back to her petite frame much longer.

      Oh, she says she only hangs out with ‘hot people’ and ‘ugly mofos’ are the ones ‘hatin’ on her. If this washed-up ho-bag keeps boozing, pill popping and mudsharking, she’s going to be one of those ‘ugly people she snarks about.

      usatoday.com/story/life/people/2013/05/01/amanda-bynes-i-only-have-hot-friends/2126609/

  • Grand Dragon Pete

    The pics say it all.

    This is one hot piece of KKK ass.

    KKK

    • The Reaper

      Drag Queen peter puffer

      You KKQueens can have this druged out bitch I thought you fag klan pussies only did eachother she must be a tranny that’s why you want her.

  • lesniks

    You KKQueens can have this druged out bitch I thought you fag klan pussies only did eachother she must be a tranny that’s why you want her.