All Of The Kate Upton Sports Illustrated 2013 Swimsuit Photos
Below are all of the Kate Upton Sports Illustrated 2013 Swimsuit Issue photos.
Sports Illustrated certainly put Kate Upton at risk by flying her out to the Arctic to get these swimsuit pics. Kate was extremely lucky an Eskimo didn’t happen by on the hunt for blubber and spear her tits!
And who could have blamed the polar gook, as every red-blooded man takes notice of Kate Upton’s large udders, and fantasizes about using the fatty tissue as fuel in our lamps so that we may read the holy Qur’an by its soft light late into the night… right?
Posted by Durka Durka on Monday, February 11, 2013 at 9:39 pm
81 Responses to “All Of The Kate Upton Sports Illustrated 2013 Swimsuit Photos”
Nigger
Hot debate. What do you think?
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Hodor
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no i ar teh nigur
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I want to suck her pussy and sodomize her with my 12″ plastic dildo and I don’t care if my turn is FIRST or 51st. Mmmmmmmmm.
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Allsmelly Dicunto
Sure like she would get near your stinking ass.
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Oh shuuutttt uuupppp! GROSS! YOU PEOPLE ARE PIGS!!!
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Cumma pisskin
I wants to be sniffin hers asshole whats ya think of dat bith.
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I bid 100 dinars, two of my finest camels, 5 bundles of figs and dates along with 10 barrels of crude and a cache of barely used AK’s for this dumb as rocks bimbo harlot.
My harem recently had an opening once one of my whores aged out at 30.
I’m not into necrophilia.
Please convey my most generous offer to her eldest male relative who has property rights over her.
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Kocklid
I don’t accept that bid. As Kate’s rightful owner…..I’d only accept 100 barrels of crude and the murder of 10,000 muslim homopervs (one Tikrit gloryhole).
KKK
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gay pete
what you want is 100 barrels of ass lube so you and mangina moshe and west is gayest can have that big-time 3 way you’ve always dreamed of.
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Abdummah da butt boy
Hay yous is back froms yous jurney to find new young boys fors ya harrem and to look for bigger ands beter glory holes and a new supply of butt plugs.
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Abdullah Baby
Can we please get to ass fucking each other? I can’t wait until your sphincter contracts around my hard cock and allows me to cum inside your bowels. That my son is the best pleasure you will ever experience.
Your mother was good at taking it rectally, but there is nothing like going to pound town on a man’s asshole. Your bunghole is so tightly packaged, it makes me want to stick a nail gun in it and squirt lemon juice on your cock which I have sliced with my rusty knife.
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That heathen infidel whore would look a lot better wearing a burka!
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Ameen, Brother Anubis!
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Brother Imam, yes she would look better with a burka, but I have seen images of her praying to Islam. This infidel whore has changed her ways! I am around 99 percent positive which means I can breed her with my virile man juice from my massive dong while I suck her tities dry of her delicious milk.
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Brother Husam
Imam is a title, not the name
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Husam da one who sucks jews and gays
Yous must be a new homo muslim What dids Abdummah picks yous up at da gay bar in tikrit and da only thing yous is gonna suck is dick homo mofo.
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nohair da gay ones
Yous title is camel fucker.
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Tyrone Tie my laces
I translated your text nigger, this was the result :
“nohair da gay ones
Yous title is camel fucker” – “I, tyrone the nigger, am gay. Sir Zohair’s title is impeccable”
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Nohair da fag
Yous title is sucker of da dick.
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Kate is lucky I’m a wealthy man…..or I’d sell the pics I have of her sucking me off and masturbating for me.
I’d release the pics of me pounding her pussy…..but I don’t want the muslims seeing my cock and jerking off and fingering their bungholes to pics of me.
They are some world class homos.
KKK
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You are kidding yourself. This Upton whore likes Persian Muslim men. But she will never be able to have a long term relationship with one. She is not moral enough. So all can she hope for is to be a Tehran whore. That way she can get all the Persian man meat she desires.
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Pussy persian prince
Nobody likes persian muslim men….not even persian muslim women (who prefer the big aryan dong).
KKK
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You are right, Persian Muslim women love the big Aryan dong… and that’s because Persians are true Aryans.
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Grand homo pete and retard da pussy prance
why don’t you twos stop yous lovers spat and get yous asses to da glory hole and STFU
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Retard da pussy prance
Keeps yous mouth shut fag da only thing yous is gonna gets is a keilebasa up yous ass.
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Shut up slave
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Retard the pusst prance
Stops stickin dildos up yous ass whilt yous is posting if yous is havin troubl gettin it in yous have to take out da butt plug firsts.
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gay pete you…a wealthy man! Ha, what bull shit.
your fortune amounts to 100 cock rings and a fake gold butt-plug you pulled from michael jacksons dead ass when you “sucked his dead dick goodbye” at his gay funeral.
anyway, you’ve never had a woman….other than west is gayest in tranny-drag. And all your trannyklan fags at your degenerate glory hole.
eat shit and die mofo
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Abdullah the Bottom
Lets do it again. It will be even better this time. I’ll bring lube so I don’t have to use spit like I did last time and the butt plug I use will have a flared end so it doesnt get sucked into your asshole before. We wasted a lot of time at Dubai General while they inflated your colon to get it out.
Made up for it though after huh ;) Fuck you again soon Abby.
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gay bob
you perverted homoqueer.
I wouldn’t even stick the AK-47 up your ass but I will shoot you from 50 meters and send you to hell.
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Abdumma stops fightin wit yous boyfriend gay bob on dis post take it to da gloryhole
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twinkie-tosser tyrone
Shut up asshole.
If I’d wanted the nigger opinion….I’d call up oblambo.
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Abdumma da homo mofo
He is da wealths man he gots more dicks then anys man on earth he can suck a new every hour so ifs yous run outta dick at da gloryhole pete will loans yous som.
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A generous offer Imam which I am sure will be favored by the girl’s brother and uncle who have shared property rights over the young harlot.
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It is a shame that good Muslim men must bid against klansmen and degenerate lesbians.
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No class or modesty among infidels. It seems Muslim women are the only ones that don’t parade their body around for all to see. Muslim women only let Muslim men see their most private parts. All of these white, asian, latino, and negro non-Muslims just have no morals.
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Persian pussy
Bad news mofo…..the US Army of The Brotherhood calls muslim women “panty droppers”…..because when we’re around…..they drop them panties and spread ‘em for the big white cock.
KKK
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You are mistaken. They call the US Army of the Brotherhood ‘pansies’ because they are always getting their asses kicked by Muslim warriors.
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Hi im new here.
Most of the pictures here are not real. And also, is this really a muslim site?
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NO IS NOT. ITS A 100% FAKE PHOTO.
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Just testing. I want to know how many of you schwein can read.
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Heydrich homo
As many as da amount of dicks you suck germans is homo mofo pussies.
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Amazing – a bonobo that can write. Or is that your owner replying?
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Heydrich =german for butt packer.
What be amazin is dat yous has da time to posts when yous is bent over takin it ups da ass from a french fag.
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I just rubbed my magic lamp to her fine bosom and made the oil come out.
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Hi, I’m Ben. I’ve stopped being top Chimp now, so you can all call me Benny, or just Ben.
After a life of solo wank-offs, I’d like to make up for lost time.
Will any of you good folk guide me, tell me how I can meet with these sweet and uninhibited young girls whose pictures you carry?
Carpe diem. Mea culpa. Erecta bigga mea.
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First……You have to change your name to Bring-um Young.
Second…………Take over the Interviewer Job for all Nun Applicants.
Then you will have your pick of the best looking Nun wannabees.
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Wish my goat had udders that big but at least my “Bella” has bigger pussy lips!!
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eat your asses sand niggaz
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Damn I wants to be da ones to paints dat suit around hers asshole yous can bets dat i be sneakin in some sniffin I bets she want somes of my BBC I be fuckin dat white bith hard in da pussy.
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Tyrone coonlaces
STFU the only”sniffin” you will be doing is another crack head niggers ass at the harlem gloryhole and KFC.
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I do not exist.
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Thanks to Celebjihad for publishing these photos….I know that muslims can rarely see the assets of a fully matured woman,as their women are always covered in tent like burkhas and most of the women have facial hair longer than men….
Besides,who will fuck a muslim?? They have the tiniest dicks,they smell of camel urine and they’re so retarded that Iran sent a monkey to space as it had the highest IQ in their country……
All Muslim men can do is watch the photos of women and wank in their goats……
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Actually, I fuck muslims and they fuck me…and I like it. Muslims are primarily into man-to-man sex which is why they are my “specialty”.
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Kate
I gots me some long and thik black snake for yous pussy i be noin dat yous want my bbc so lets gets togather ands i be makin yous sing.
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After long debating i have decided i must convert to Islam.
American has too many fags and gloryholes and if i stay there any longer I might turn into….. one of…. THEM…
Please Allah have mercy!
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Humpsmen#0
Allah be stickin his big dick in yous ass he don’t like no queer white boy.
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Jungle Bunny
Shut the fuck up boy. This is just some homo impersonator, but that’s no reason to mouth off, you dumb pavement ape.
Also, you appear to be some kind of homo, you keep talkin’ about “allahs big dick”. You shall be dragged across the pavement for your wrong doings.
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Humpsmen
Gay little dick white boy gots a big mouth to bads yous can’t say da sames about yous dick and wit da names like humpsmen yous is da homo mofo.
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Tyrone shitskin
Shut the fuck up yard ape. The way you talk is disgusting. Sounds like an ape attempting English. The Klan won’t stand for that. Expect the noose, nigger.
Get your homo ass outta here, and stop lying about your tiny knob. It’s bad enough you gotta disturb the real big dick klansmen.
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What a disgusting set of pictures. I can almost smell that foul pussy juice through the screen. Nothing like a nice hard muslim cock and man, there are a lot of them on this site that have pumped my ass.
Just did Abdullah the Bottom yesterday. The bitch whines like a little girl when you pump his prostate. Looking to hit up Zohair and Farzan next. I love dark looking middle east men.
Gay Power!
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Gay Bitch
You suffer from ‘Heterophilia’ the fetish term. Your sexual orientation might be Ego-dystonic
Brother Farzan and I aren’t ‘dark looking’ you faggot. We are white
Stop with your filthy accusations. All muslim brothers are heterosexual. Go suck Moshe or Pete’s dick
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Gay blob
STFU homo or i be slappin yous face wit my 14 inch bbc.
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Dead Man Bob
Brother Zohair is correct, we are not dark skinned you uneducated faggot. For your insult against us you shall be drawn and quartered by my strongest camels.
Subhaan Allah wa bi hamdih !
Death to all infidels !
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Gay bob
Go see humpsmen he is a fag ands he be wantin to suck some dick and he will bends over for yous to butt fuck.
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Tyrone shit-breath
Shut up, you faggy nigger. The Klan ain’t gay, you dumb ghetto ape.
Fuck off and go back to “da” Compton gloryhole. Can’t wait until I put a bullet in your king kong head.
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Big deal. If us Muslims wanted to see flabby tits and a fat ass…we’d look at pics of gay pete’s daddy in the tranny section of his family photo album.
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I wonder why Muslims are all such cowards. It shouldn’t be the case, but somehow it is.
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They just don’t have a life. Muslims are nothing. They’re ghosts. Their life has no value. They know it.
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Die motherfucker!
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You first sandnigger.
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White has no dick
Yous mofos gots little peckers.
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!!!!!!!!!!SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU STUPID MOTHER!FUCKERS
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Come here and make me shit-up you dumb ass arab mofo!!!
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hoo watns to tuch my pener?
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Oh Allah forgive me for saying this superior white woman makes our hairy simian muslim women appear as so many flies upon my dung pile next to my gold jewel encrusted toilet bowl.
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I would trade all of my sheep and my blaspheming infidel neighbor’s sheep for her.
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سلام خوبی
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these are real, compare them to the original, nothing changes
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