Alison Pill Tweets Topless Photo

Alison Pill topless



The infidel side of the Internet is all aflutter over someone named Alison Pill posting the above topless picture on Twitter.


As a Muslim I don’t see what the big deal is. If this nerdy young boy wants to post pictures without his shirt on there is nothing wrong with that.


In fact this Alison Pill fella should consider converting to Islam, as we appreciate the smooth shapeless bodies of dancing boys such as himself. Alison could live an extremely rewarding life spending his days constructing IEDs, and his nights hand-feeding figs in the tents of powerful Muslim men.