Adam Lambert’s Dad Not Looking Forward to Thanksgiving
Chuck Lambert, father of “American Idol” runner up Adam Lambert, is not looking forward to Thanksgiving. Sources close to Chuck, a retired union electrician, say that Adam’s recent performance at the American Music Awards has sent him into a tailspin.
“Ya see that guy on T.V. prancing around like Elton John and making out with other dudes?” said Chuck as he took another swig of his Seagram’s VO Canadian Whiskey. “Yep, that’s my boy!”
With each passing day Chuck seems to grow more and more worried about the upcoming holiday, a fear that is further exacerbated by the constant taunts he receives about Adam from his fellow electricians.
“I mean, what the hell are we going to talk about during dinner?” Chuck said. “Son, I saw you on TV last week at that award show shoving some dude’s face into your cock and balls. That looked like fun, tell me about it. Jesus Christ, what did I do to deserve this?”
Added Chuck, “Why couldn’t he just be one of those normal queers like Tom Brady.”
For the record that is not Adam Lamberts dad…just a crap article meant to stir up more controversy. They showed tons of pictures of Adam’s parents on American Idol, and this man not only doesn’t look anything like his dad…but his dad’s name isn’t Chuck.
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What a sad job you have.
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Christa – is this you? http://adam-lambert.org/glambs-in-motion-christa-aka-adam_l_photos-on-twitter/comment-page-1/
You look like the chick on Cougar Town that no one wants to f**k… Yes, that was meant as a compliment.
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this pic u have is not adam’s dad who is this guy?? its not his father wtf??
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I heard that while his dad wasn’t looking forward to Thanksgiving, his uncle that molested him 12 years ago and made him gay couldn’t wait!
The Ultimate Homo strikes again!
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Would it be a bummer or a gift to us all if Adam Lambert was diagnosed with HIV?
What’s the difference between Adam Lambert and a microwave?
A microwave won’t brown your sausage.
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Adam is a shitty asshole who likes shitty assholes.
That’s GROSS, people.
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He put the “oral” in “immoral”.
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Kudos to GMA for canceling his spot on the show.
The show is called “Good Morning, America”, not “Good Morning, Here’s Some Endrgenous Alien Dude Simulating Felatial On A Post Apocalyptic Road Warrior From The Future”.
I don’t think America’s ready for that yet.
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