10 Little Known Facts About Gary Busey
Posted August 15, 2008 in Celeb Jihad
10) Gary Busey’s diet consists almost entirely of bark and dolphin meat.
9) In 2004 the city of Newport Beach selected Gary Busey to host the annual Newport Autism Charity Banquet, an honor that caused him to boil his pets in disgust.
8) Gary Busey has a strong fear of the handicapped.
7) Gary Busey will only speak to people who are his exact same height.
6) One of Gary Busey’s favorite pastimes is sneezing in other people’s homes.
5) Gary Busey’s favorite digging stance is orthodox.
4) Gary Busey has binocular vision.
3) Gary Busey has a DNA fetish.
2) A woman once tried to sass Gary Busey for running over her dog. He threw a cup of urine in her face and attempted to baptize her.
1) Gary Busey has fucked over 50 different types of mammals.