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Zac Efron Has A Pretty Mouth

Durka Durka — Mon, 13 Sep 2010 19:14:40 +0000

Lady boy Zac Efron thrilled his male fan base with this picture of him suggestively sucking on the end of his necklace.

Zac Efron is the picture of feminine beauty in this photo. Notice his high cheek bones, smooth lily white skin, and soft supple lips.

Zac’s sultry yet playful gaze and erotic necklace sucking has got my “awrah” (private area) excited. The Qur’an is very clear that it is illegal for someone who is not one of my wives (or a close female relative) to arouse me in such a way.

Therefore, in the name of the holy Sharia Law I demanded that Zac Efron either become my wife, or wear the burqa to stop tempting pious Muslim men like myself with his feminine features and pretty mouth.

Vanessa Hudgens Promotes Homosexual Lifestyles in ‘Rent’

Jimmy Jihad — Tue, 10 Aug 2010 23:00:41 +0000

Vanessa Hudgens is at it again. No, she’s not doing drugs or taking naked photos of herself. This time, she’s starring in “Rent,” a musical that promotes the homosexual lifestyle and glorifies the HIV virus.

Although I have yet to see the play, I have been told by my cleric that involves a group of homosexual men who make “rent” money by purposefully spreading AIDS and HIV on behalf of Jewish owned pharmaceutical companies seeking to profit off the treatments.

Aside from the fact that singing and dancing is strictly forbidden by the Qur’an, Vanessa has hit a new low by willfully promoting the Zionist-sodomite agenda. Truth be told, this seems out of character, even for a wicked girl like her. I can’t help but wonder if her “boyfriend,” Zac Effron, put her up to this.

Zac Efron Is Totally NOT Gay

Durka Durka — Tue, 10 Aug 2010 19:02:43 +0000

Guy’s guy Zac Efron was at it again being totally not gay at the Teen Choice Awards. This time the tough guy Efron maned it up by sporting blue nail polish and only a minimal amount of makeup.

Zac Efron couldn’t have looked more butch and heterosexual as he flailed his beautifully painted limp-wristed hands to the audience.

This should put to bed once and for all those nasty rumors that Zac Efron is gay, and that Vanessa Hudgens has been his beard for years while he goes around sucking c*ck at truck stop men’s rooms.

Now all you haters can clearly see that Zac Efron is a completely straight guy who loves painting his nails, styling his hair, singing musicals, and performing in plays and movies.

Zac Efron Vows to “Clean Up the Streets” of St. Louis

Jimmy Jihad — Mon, 19 Jul 2010 21:48:19 +0000

A warning to criminals in the St. Louis area: Zac Efron isn’t going to take it any more.

The heartthrob will be in St. Louis, MO, next Wednesday for the premiere of his new film, St. Cloud. Efron has vowed that while in the depressed Midwestern city he will “clean up the streets once and for all.”

“For too long, corrupt politicians and crooked cops have sat idly by as St. Louis crumbled,” Efron said. “Well, after this Wednesday, the good people of S.L. will have nothing to fear. Finally, a real rain is coming to wash all the scum off the streets.”

Efron claims that all the “punks” and “wannabe gangsta bitches” better watch their backs, adding that most of them “won’t have the balls to step to Efron.”

For those who do, Efron offered these words of caution.

“In St. Louis, there’s only one law: Efron’s law.”

Zac Efron Admits To Wanting To Try Gay Sex

Durka Durka — Thu, 08 Jul 2010 16:54:08 +0000

Wow the coming out party for the young gay Disney stars continues. Following in the footsteps of Demi Lovato and Selena Gomez, Zac Efron confessed to Teen Vogue that he is very open to trying gay sex.

In the interview the 22-year-old Zac Efron talked about his new appreciation for sailing,

“I’d been before, but I wasn’t the one doing the sailing. I was playing Game Boy below deck. Now I’ve got such an appreciation for the sport.”

Now if that confession was not gay enough (and packed full of gay innuendos), Zac Efron went on to make another startling confession,

“My checklist is infinite. There’s nothing I wouldn’t try”

Wow how perverse! That was a round about way of doing it, but I am pretty sure that was Zac Efron finally coming out of the closet. However, I think he went a little overboard (pardon the pun) with his “There’s nothing I wouldn’t try” statement.

Until Zac is on the wrong end of some guy peeing on him or a good old fashioned extreme gay kickf*cking then he should not be making such a bold proclamation. Unless of course he has tried those things in which case…

Vanessa Hudgens and Zac Efron Smoke PCP at Coachella

Jimmy Jihad — Mon, 19 Apr 2010 20:15:37 +0000

Just when I think I’ve seen it all, Vanessa Hudgens and Zac Efron take it to a new low. The two were photographed smoking PCP at Coachella, a pagan music festival which is little more than a celebrity drug orgy.

As the picture above clearly demonstrates, Zac and Vanessa are taking a new form of PCP known as “bubbles,” named after the large transparent orbs of smoke that form upon exhaling. Just moments after this photo was taken, Zac became enraged and began punching anyone within reach while Vanessa became almost catatonic, weeping silently while sitting in a puddle of her own urine.

Zac and Vanessa make me sick. They have to understand that they are role models and that this sort of behavior will be emulated by millions of children around the world. Before you know it, kids everywhere will be high on bubbles. Parents will watch in horror as their little ones transform into delinquents before their very eyes, rejecting Islam, roaming the streets beating homeless people to death and lighting the elderly on fire.

Zac Efron Shoots Cat 13 Times in the Head

Jimmy Jihad — Wed, 23 Sep 2009 16:53:43 +0000

THIS IS NOT A REAL NEWS SITE, FOR THE LOVE OF GOD! IT’S A JOKE, PEOPLE!

Zac Efron allegedly shot an Australian cat named Smokey 13 times in the head with an air rifle, but the cat still found his way home after this vicious act of animal cruelty.

A 9-year-old cat named Smokey walked home and lay on his owner’s doorstep bleeding from the head after being missing for three days.

The cat was wounded after allegedly being shot 13 times in the head by Zac Efron, according to a source close to the cat who we met at the bus station.

Police called the incident “a shocking act of animal cruelty.” Owner Lisa Robins said she was tremendously horrified by the scene.

“I was just really shocked that Zac Efron could take an animal and literally hold them down and just keep shooting them.”

Sergeant Jim Solvang told reporters the medical examiner found 13 pellets in the cat’s head and face.

“This is just a shocking incident where Zac Efron either working alone or in a group, perhaps with the rest of the High School Musical cast, has shown no regard for animal life and left Smokey for dead,” Solvang said.

During the examination, Smokey was heavily sedated as the pellets were being removed. Henry White, a representative for the Australian Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to Animals, said this act was most likely done because Zac Efron is dabbling in Satanism.

“It’s a pattern that we’re seeing with Zac Efron and there’s only one way to deal with it, and that’s jail,” White said.

Nevertheless, police have suggested the only way this type of cruelty ends is if attitudes change. They explained that the general consensus among young male actors is that cats are feminine creatures, and there’s nothing young actors hate more than females.

Zac Efron is reportedly in Australia filming his latest movie, You’ve Got Male 2: The Thunder Down Under.
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