Will.I.Am Wants to be a Gay Fish

Will.I.Am isn’t content to let Kanye West keep the gay fish all to himself. The Black Eyed Peas singer and all-around queef has made a direct appeal (see video below) to the owner of the Miami Dolphins to let him try out for the team. In his typical douche fashion, Will.I.Am waited until a week ..

Fergie finds an extra “hump”

I always figured Fergie loved big cock, I just had no idea that Allah had blessed her with one of her own. Her obsession with her “lovely lady lumps” always seemed odd, and now we know why. This girl has a penis as big as minaret! This also explains why will.i.am’s clan reacted so violently ..

Celebs Respond to Perez Getting Punched

There have been a few celebrity responses to the whole Perez Hilton getting punched incident. It is not surprising that celebrities are being sassy towards the noted sodomite and celebrity blogger. No word yet if any celebrities are going to doodle penises on his pic and post them on their blog though. Kelly Clarkson: “I’m ..

will.i.am Boom Boom Pow’s Perez Hilton

will.i.am of the Black Eyed Peas is one of our most hated infidels. For years I have prayed to Allah to smite him from the earth. I even went as far as to email my cousin Amin who knows a guy who knows a guy who knows Osama Bin Laden’s 11th son to see if ..