When a reporter asked Nickelodeon star Victoria Justice “Where do you like to take a guy on a first date?”, Victoria respond by crudely opening her mouth and showing her tongue as you can see in the video above.
Victoria Justice clearly misunderstood the reporter’s question, but it should come as no surprise that the horny drug-addled mind of an infidel woman would assume he was asking about dick.
Though it is good to know that Victoria Justice gives blowjobs on the first date. If she doesn’t have a gag reflex and can dislocate her jaw, I might take her out for an ice cream and then feed her my enormous tunic snake while pumping her belly full of my potent Muslim man juice.
Nickelodeon star Victoria Justice appears to show off her bare butt in the cheeky photo above.
It looks as though Victoria Justice is lifting up her ass to let out a fart. No doubt it will be a wet fart which will cause an ooze of lube, semen, gerbil bones, and rancid anal juices to drip down the inside of her legs.
Victoria Justice will probably then collect the ooze, bottle it, and sell it in Japan, as Japanese businessmen are known to pay top dollar for the ass spillage of Western whores for both its complex flavor and to satisfy their depraved sexual desires.
One of the downsides of being a virile Muslim living in LA, is that I am often subjected to unwanted sexual advances from female celebrities.
Take yesterday for instance. I was innocently documenting the layout of a famous hotel for umm… a “future project” when who accosts me, but none other than Nickelodeon star Victoria Justice.
Victoria Justice asked me if I was “here for the gang bang”, before inviting me into her hotel room (as you can see in the video above). I followed her in hoping I could find a blunt object to unleash some Islamic justice with, but instead found 2 dozen black guys and potential witnesses so I made a graceful exit.
It looks as though Victoria Justice doesn’t know the first thing about how to sit like a lady, in the shameful naked photo above.
First off, Victoria Justice is foolishly sitting backwards on this chair, as her feeble female brain can not comprehend how to work it. Of course a proper woman would not be sitting on a chair at all, but rather on the floor in a humble posture and with her eyes downcast.
The next glaring problem with this photo is that Victoria Justice is naked. A woman’s sex organs are infested with malicious weevils and spew forth corrosive acids which will eat away at the wood completely destroying this chair in a matter of hours. A tragic loss of a good piece of furniture.
Below is an exclusive first look at stills and video from the summer 2015 blockbuster “The Avengers 2″.
The first thing you will undoubtedly notice about “The Avengers 2″ is that they have recast some of the lead male superheroes. This is because feminist groups in the US felt that the female roles in the original Avengers movie were woefully underwritten.
To appease the critics, Marvel re-imagined their superheros as women under the strict guidance of feminist consultant Ruth Weisenberg.
Amber Heard will be playing the role of “Thor”. Ms. Weisenberg was quick to point out that Thor could very easily have been a woman, and to suggest that the Vikings worshiped male deities is offensive.
The role of “Captain America” will now be played by Alison Brie. With women serving along side men in the US military, Ms. Weisenberg states that “it is vital that the female solider is represented in this film”.
In perhaps the most surprising move, Sandra Bullock will replace Robert Downey Jr. in the role of “Iron Man”. Ms Weisenberg’s explanation for this recast is that “women need to be shown as the groundbreaking entrepreneurs and genius inventors that we are”.
Finally in this exclusive clip from “The Avengers 2″, Victoria Justice playing the role of “Hawkeye” uses her feet to shoot an arrow and destroy the villain Loki, thus proving that a woman can defeat evil even while sitting on her duff.
Nickelodeon star Victoria Justice gets carried away by her new big buck black boyfriend in the photo above.
Black men are known for having the 2nd largest genitals in the world (behind us virile Muslims), but they rank dead last when it comes to hygiene… and math.
Since no Muslim man will have a wanton harlot like Victoria Justice, if she wants to get her orifices stretched (which she almost certainly does) she’ll have to put up with stinky black guys like her new boyfriend. Victoria will just have to remember to always carry a calculator and her AIDS medication.
Nickelodeon star Victoria Justice once again shows why she is one of the most brazen harlots in heathen Hollywood by flaunting her bare legs while in a leotard in the photo above.
The sight of Victoria Justice’s lady parts covered by a sliver of tight fabric while she displays her long smooth feminine legs is so nauseatingly immoral it has turned the hummus in my stomach.
One can only assume by the narrowness of the fabric covering her baby cave that Victoria is completely devoid of body hair. A fact so horribly unsexy that if one were to now picture Victoria Justice naked they’d surely be tempted to take their own life less the image of her bald moist meat curtains haunt their dreams.
