With Hollywood still reeling from the news that the Jonas Brothers molested a fat man at the beach, now comes word that Vanessa Hudgens has attacked an elderly woman outside a trendy cafe.

Vanessa was leaving the cafe with her evil henchman known only Nick Nack when the pair came upon the helpless old woman carrying a laptop. As the picture above clearly demonstrates, the two thugs quickly pounced on the woman, with Nick Nack attacking her from behind as Vanessa ran off with the laptop. The old woman was later taken to the hospital and is currently in critical condition with a broken neck, hip, and pelvis.

Why Vanessa Hudgens, with all of her money, would choose to attack and rob an elderly woman is beyond comprehension. Psychiatrists speculate that Vanessa may have been jealous of the media attention being paid to the Jonas assault, and this was simply her way to one-up the brothers. Whatever the case may be, an epidemic of violence is sweeping young Hollywood. Authorities would be wise to begin randomly flogging these entertainers before the behavior spreads further.

It has been a couple years since naked pictures of Vanessa Hudgens were leaked to the Internet. Not coincidentally it has been a couple years since I cared about Vanessa Hudgens.

The first set of a then 18 year old Hudgens were supposedly taken for her then boyfriend Zac Efron. You can see them here.

Today new nude photos were leaked which you can view below. Since there is no word yet on who she was taking these pictures for I think it is safe to assume it was probably for me.

I’m flattered Vanessa but your nips are too wonky for me so I’ll have to pass. It is good to see that you finally learned to trim your bush though.

***Update: Vanessa Hudgens’ lawyers have “asked” that we remove her nude pics. So I’ve replaced them with pics of Vanessa in various bikinis. I think these pics are hotter because her nipples aren’t showing.