As you can see in this photo, Tom Cruise has used the power of Scientology to melt Katie Holmes’ face.
After Islam, Scientology is the 2nd most powerful religion in the world, as evidenced by the fact that John Travolta has not yet died of AIDS.
So it should come as no surprise that by using Scientologist witchcraft Tom Cruise was able to put a curse on his ex-wife Katie Holmes, turning her into the hideous monstrosity you see above.
However, Tom Cruise will soon find out that all his Scientologist magic, e-meters, and closeted homo sex will not protect him from the wrath of Allah in the form of us righteous Muslims and our AK-47s.
Katie Holmes and Tom Cruise are preparing for a bitter custody battle. However, it is not over daughter Suri like the lying Zionist mainstream media is reporting, but rather over the couple’s extensive butt plug collection valued at over 7 million dollars.
This butt plug dispute is a common problem in heathen Western divorces as the men are all secretly homoqueers (like Tom Cruise), while the women are all avid anal fetishists (like Katie Holmes).
According to an insider Tom can certainly lay claim to having spent more time with the butt plugs during the marriage, but judges tend to side with the woman in sex toy custody proceedings.
Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes have announced that they will be getting a divorce after fulfilling their 5 year marriage contract.
Katie Holmes will obviously be paid an undisclosed amount of money for completing the full 5 years of marriage, providing Tom with the contractually obligated one child, and for ignoring the continuous loud male grunting coming from Tom’s “man cave”.
Tom Cruise will be granted nothing but kind words in the press from Katie Holmes after the divorce, and according to a source is, “Extremely excited to get back out there and have all the sex with ladies in their vaginas… which he does not find gross at all.”
Actor and probably homosexual Tom Cruise set a world record yesterday by inserting the Burj Khalifa tower in Dubai into his rectum. As you can see in the photo above Tom Cruise smiles happily as he uses the world’s largest tower as his personal sex toy.
Of course this is an blatant attack by Tom Cruise against the Muslim people. Not only is Dubai an Islamic city, but the Burj Khalifa tower was modeled after us Muslim’s enormous manhoods.
By inserting our penis tower into his ass like this Tom is sexually harassing every Muslim man. Rest assured he will pay for his crime or my name isn’t Durka Durka Mohammed!
What if instead of being the immoral, soul sucking, blasphemers that they are, celebrities became their names? Of course it would never happen because celebrities despise a humble pious life dedicated to the glory of Allah. Instead they wish to mock Allah and portray themselves as Gods.
However, thanks to the witchcraft of Photoshop we can envision a world were celebrities are not lauded as superiors, but rather humbled as productive members of society. Here is what it would look like if celebrities became their names.
Al Gore
Carrie Fisher
Dane Cook
David Letterman
Gary Coleman
George Foreman
Heath Ledger
Jude Law
Keira Knightley
Kelsey Grammer
Kevin Bacon
Kevin Spacey
Lance Armstrong
Larry King
Madonna
Minnie Driver
Natalie Portman
Nick Cage
Orlando Bloom
Penelope Cruz
Sigourney Weaver
Tom Cruise
Tori Spelling
Wesley Snipes
Will Smith
Winona Ryder
