Taylor Swift has no class. Just look at this sickening photo in which she poses for a picture with a pink sex toy. Disgusting.
Unable to find a real boyfriend, Taylor has resorted to pretending that this over-sized pink dildo is her man. Sources say that Taylor and the pseudo-phallus are inseparable. She takes it to concerts, clubs, and even brings it along when she meets with her fans.
What kind of message does this revolting public display send to children? Before you know it, we’ll have high-school girls ditching their boyfriends and taking their vibrators to prom. There will be a break down of the social order. Men will find themselves relegated to second-class citizens. Taylor Swift should be ashamed of herself.
Grammy winning singing sensation Taylor Swift was photographed in this skimpy swimsuit at a beach in Australia yesterday.
Why Taylor Swift thought it would be OK to go to a public beach practically naked is beyond me. Taylor thinks that because she is a famous celebrity she can go around showing her knees and lower quads and people won’t throw goat blood on her branding her a whore. Well I got news for you Ms Swift, you just try wearing something like that to Fallujah Beach and you’ll get put in your place right quick.
Look at these pictures of Taylor Swift frolicking in the ocean in her ridiculously short swimsuit. If she keeps this up she’ll end up getting sexually assaulted by a shark.
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Selena Gomez and Taylor Swift are dating. The young Hollywood lesbian orgy is now in full swing! For those of you getting late to the party here is a quick summary of what has happened so far.
First we found out that Selena Gomez and Demi Lovato were in fact lesbian lovers. We then learned that they had a messy break up and Demi Lovato has started dating Miley Cyrus. At the same time we learned that country music sensation Taylor Swift was also a lesbian, and had a love affair with her fiddle player (perfect instrument for a lesbian by the way) Emily Poe. So that is were we are today. We got a ton of young lesbians on our hands and they all seem to be involved in a good old fashioned dyke out.
According to our sources Selena Gomez and Taylor Swift have gotten real close real fast, which is typical of a lesbian couple. There is a joke in the lesbian community, “What do you call lesbians moving in with each other? A second date”.
Needless to say Demi Lovato is furious about Selena Gomez’s new love interest. In the video below Demi is signing autographs for fans when one of them asks “How’s Selena?” and Demi snaps back “Ask Taylor!” Jealously rearing its ugly head if I’ve ever seen it. Fast forward to the 1:35 mark of the video to see the exchange.
Personally I think Selena Gomez and Taylor Swift make a very cute couple and wish them the best. Also if they are interested I’m selling a gently used double-sided dildo with strap-on on eBay. It is the perfect Valentine’s gift for that special carpet muncher in your life.
Celeb Jihad has learned that country singer and teen idol Taylor Swift is a lesbian. Love of the muff seems to be a growing trend in young Hollywood with Taylor Swift joining the likes of Demi Lovato and Selena Gomez as girl who are down to go downtown.
According to sources at her hometown high school of “Hendersonville High” Taylor was known as a “pillow queen”, which is a girl that will let other girls go down on her but who would not lick the slit themselves. In the lesbian community these girls are also known as “stuck up bitches”.
Also Taylor Swift has been romantically linked to her fiddle player Emily Poe. Apparently when her manager found out about Taylor and Emily’s love affair, Emily was asked to leave the tour to protect Taylor’s image. In response Taylor posted the following video of Emily on her Myspace.
Here is a freeze frame of the note shown in the video.
As you can it says “I feel as if our relationship has been taken to the next level over the past **** months and with ******** “ I can only imagine what the blurry parts of the note say, but I bet it is some hot lesbian dirty talk.
Taylor Swift is clearly a gay woman, and I have little doubt that the Romeo she refers to in the song “Love Story” is none other than butch comedian Rosie O’Donnell.
Singer, song writer, and cocksman John Mayer has made quite a name for himself turning famously innocent female celebrities into dirty little sex pots. He allegedly introduced the joys of anal love making to the likes of Jessica Simpson, Jennifer Aniston, and Jennifer Love Hewitt. John Mayer also claims he will only date a girl who gives in completely to his every sexual desire.
Well old John has his sights firmly set on his next conquest, 19-year-old singer Taylor Swift. John contacted Taylor back in March to perform a duet with him. That is John Mayer code for a blowjob, but Taylor misunderstood and actually went to record a song. They have been close ever since, and were just seen getting cozy at a private table at Il Ristorante di Giorgio Baldi in Santa Monica.
No doubt John Mayer has plans to violently penetrate every one of Taylor’s orifices (if he has not already done so). Taylor Swift is about to get a lesson in kinky sex from a master. I suggest she keep up on her stretches to stay limber, and maybe google a few terms like “rusty trombone“, “angry dragon“, and of course the “glass bottom boat“.
Look at these pictures of Taylor Swift in a black bikini. Not only is Taylor a nazi, but she must also worship Satan.
On her left breast (over her heart) is a demonic sign. Sure some people will think it is all innocent because the skull and cross bones are glittery. Little do these people know that the glitter is made out of puppies!
Surprisingly Taylor Swift does not look as anorexic as I thought she would in a binki. I can only assume that she has been feasting on aborted fetuses to get her weight up.
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Taylor Swift gave a speech today to quell the controversy swirling around pictures of her partying with a guy in a giant swastika t-shirt. The following is the transcript from Taylor’s speech (or it may be Hitler’s speech to the Reichstag in 1939).
Europe will not have peace until the Jewish question has been disposed of. The world has sufficient capacity for settlement, but we must finally break away from the notion that a certain percentage of the Jewish people are intended, by our dear God, to be the parasitic beneficiary of the body, and of the productive work, of other peoples.
Unfortunately just as Swift was getting into her speech and banging the podium, rapper Kanye West interrupted her and grabbed the mic and said.
“Yo Taylor, I’m really happy for you. I’ll let you finish, but Hitler was one of the best Nazis of all time! One of the best Nazis of all time!”
Kanye is such a bastard!
