Taylor Lautner Sucks Off The Hulk In New ‘Avengers’ Pic Taylor Lautner

Taylor Lautner Sucks Off The Hulk In New ‘Avengers’ Pic

Comic book nerds throughout the heathen Western world are green with envy over this new photo from the set of “The Avengers” which appears to show actor Taylor Lautner after his flamingly homosexual superhero character “Sir Lance Featherbottom” sucked off The Incredible Hulk. Of course Taylor Lautner was the perfect choice to play Featherbottom (whose ..

Taylor Lautner Comes Out As A Gay On Video Taylor Lautner

Taylor Lautner Comes Out As A Gay On Video

Taylor Lautner made headlines yesterday when someone leaked the People magazine cover for when he finally decides to come out as a gay. Upon hearing the news Taylor was overcome with the vapors, and when he finally composed himself he had his rep claim that the report was not true. Thankfully we do not have ..

Taylor Lautner Responds To Push Up Challenge Taylor Lautner

Taylor Lautner Responds To Push Up Challenge

Closet queen Taylor Lautner is involved in a legal spate with Brent McMahon, who owns McMahon’s RV in Irvine. Apparently McMahon’s RV was supposed to deliver a customized trailer equipped with fainting couches, plush rugs, and 6 bidets, for Taylor Lautner to use as his personal dressing room during the filming of his new movie. ..

Taylor Lautner Is A Real Fancy Boy Taylor Lautner

Taylor Lautner Is A Real Fancy Boy

Foppish lady boy Taylor Lautner was photographed on the set of his new movie being shaded by a giant umbrella whilst getting a fan blown in his face. Apparently while filming a scene Taylor Lautner came down with a case of the “vapors”. He tried dabbing a nice cool wet lace handkerchief to his forehead, ..

Taylor Lautner Gets Into A Fight With A Small Girl Taylor Lautner

Taylor Lautner Gets Into A Fight With A Small Girl

Taylor Lautner, who plays Jacob in the “Twilight” movie series, got into a confrontation with a small girl at a bowling alley in Inglewood yesterday. According to witnesses, Taylor Lautner showed up at the bowling alley by himself, and proceeded to loiter in the boy’s bathroom for a good 3 hours. He then was making ..

Taylor Lautner: “Twilight Is Bigger Than Jesus” Taylor Lautner

Taylor Lautner: “Twilight Is Bigger Than Jesus”

Fresh off the success of Twilight: New Moon’s box office success, Taylor Lautner did not mince words when describing the film franchise as “bigger than Jesus” and “1000 times cooler than some pesky Jew god in the sky.” “Twilight: New Moon is like the crucifixion and the resurrection all rolled into one,” said Lautner. “Jesus ..

Taylor Lautner Held 79 Illegal Immigrants in a Squalid “Drop House” Taylor Lautner

Taylor Lautner Held 79 Illegal Immigrants in a Squalid “Drop House”

LOS ANGELES — Twilight star and teen heartthrob Taylor Lautner held dozens of illegal immigrants in a squalid “drop house” in South Los Angeles, where one woman was beaten and others say they were threatened with assault, authorities said Tuesday. Lautner, 17, was charged with harboring illegal immigrants at the two-story home that immigration agents ..

Robert Pattinson Humps His Pillow Kristen Stewart

Robert Pattinson Humps His Pillow

Depressed about his recent breakup with Kristen Stewart, Robert Pattinson has taken to humping pillows. According to sources, Pattinson checked himself in to a Motel 6 in Valencia, CA on Friday. Since then, other motel guests have been complaining about the loud sobbing that comes from Pattinson’s room at all hours of the night. The ..