Let me spell it out for you people. I’ll type s-l-o-w-l-y. Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt did NOT split up and they are NOT getting a divorce.
Oh I know they said they are “separating”, but I also have a normal number of chromosomes so I know an obvious publicity stunt when I see one.
Heidi and Spencer’s show “The Hills” gets canceled. Heidi announces she is leaving Spencer, and the very next day she announces that she is getting her own “reality” show on MTV. That doesn’t set off any red flags with you people?
I would bet my collection of goat testicles that Heidi’s show ends in a “cliff hanger” of her deciding whether or not to get back with Spencer. She of course will and the producers will hope that they have a strong enough “girl drama” storyline to carry the ratings through to a 2nd season.
All you stupid Americans who believe celebrity gossip are getting played. You need to open your mind to how the system works. How do you not notice that when actresses have movies coming out that they are suddenly photographed in a bikini spread eagle on a beach or having alleged passionate love affairs with actors who also just so happen to have movies coming out?
The majority of celebrity gossip is planted bullsh*t designed to get you consumed with celebrity lives so that they can sell you crap. Celeb Jihad will continue to expose the truth until you infidels realize that your Zionist masters in Hollywood are making fools out of you, and that there is no God but Allah and Muhammad is his prophet.
As if not enough people in America hated him already, Spencer Pratt has decided to legally change his name to King Spencer Pratt.
He told Us Magazine, “I’ve decided since there is a Queen of England and a Prince William that there should be a king of America. I nominate myself for that role.”
He also recently called his douchetastic wife Heidi Montag “the new, modern-day, 2010 Michael Jackson,” on The Hills: The After Show. “Michael Jackson’s in heaven,” he explained. “The Holy Spirit now has extra Michael Jackson juice, so boom! For all we know, Heidi gets possessed with some of that Michael Jackson divine spirit.”
Heidi Montag Pratt performed at the Miss Universe Pageant last night. And by performed I mean she trotted her horse face around the stage, while lip-syncing to a heavily computerized version of her screeching in a studio. When is Spencer going to do us all a favor and stuff Heidi in a suitcase (just remember to take out her implants bro).
Of course it is possible that Heidi and Spencer are self-aware enough to realize Heidi has absolutely no talent or sex appeal, and since they relish being the bad guys they cooked up this whole Heidi trying to be a pop star thing to mess with us. If this the case then they are geniuses and truly deserve their money and life of leisure.
If you are brave enough here is Heidi’s performance from the Miss Universe Pageant.
Here is what Heidi’s singing sounds like without the aid of computers.
Heidi and Spencer showed up at the premiere of “G.I.Joe: Rise of the Cobra” yesterday to promote Heidi’s upcoming issue of Playboy.
Honestly I could not write anything funnier then what these two actually said, so I’ll just provide the quotes. I don’t know why there is such animosity towards Heidi and Spence at least they embrace the fact that they are self-consumed, shallow, scum that contribute nothing of value to this world. Other celebrities act like they’ve just cured cancer, and condescendingly tell us that they still consider themselves “just like everyone else”.
Anyway here are Heidi and Spencer’s brilliantly stated quotes about her Playboy spread.
“I worked out very hard for this.”
“I worked by butt off,” she continued. “So if you want to see how I got my Playboy body, you can go to [my Web site].”
“See her powerful curves,” Spencer said. “They are powerful!”
“It’s an honor,” he said. “I feel like I did something great, like I should get a trophy!”
“[Playboy] kind of had a vision… and we brought in Matthew Rolston, who is a very well known amazing photographer,” she explained. “So, it’s more art.”
“Beautiful art,” Spencer added. “Not like Picasso art, real beautiful art, you know what I’m saying?”
Our fellow Jihaders at SickPigs have portrayed a glorious victory in the battle against Hollywood! This is the only type of “red carpet treatment” celebrities should get!
