While in a post-coital stupor after a particularly intense lesbian hookup, Selena Gomez forgot to put on pants before leaving her London hotel room.
As you can see in the photos below, the smell of stale tuna hung thick in the air, as a disheveled and bottomless Selena Gomez emerged onto the street hand in hand with her latest lesbian sexual conquest.
No doubt Selena and this mystery girl engaged in endless hours of passionate lesboqueer love making in which they eagerly licked and sucked on each others sex organs until they collapsed in an exhausted heap on the bed… then did it all over again. That disturbing image is certainly something to keep in mind while reviewing these photos.
Selena Gomez flaunts her flat taut stomach in a crop top in the photos below.
I know that as a Mexican Selena Gomez’s back tends to get sweaty, but that is no excuse for her to go traipsing around the streets dressed like a cheap whore… especially when everyone knows that she gives it up regularly for free.
Perhaps if Selena Gomez spent a little more time scrubbing toilets, tarring roofs, and selling oranges by the freeway, and a little less time hooking up with androgynous midget Canadian pop stars she’d be able to afford a complete shirt.
Selena Gomez shows her bare midriff and collagen injected lips after leaving an abortion clinic in Burbank.
As you can see in these photos, either Selena Gomez burned her lips trying to suck the chrome off of a tail pipe, or she has had collagen lip injections.
Selena needs to spend less time getting cosmetic procedures and more time on her wardrobe. Her pants are about 3 sizes too big, and her shirt is so small that her gut is hanging out. If Selena Gomez thinks her lips are swollen now just wait until a righteous Muslim catches her in an outfit like this.
Selena Gomez unbuttons her shirt while wearing no bra, putting on a shameful display for the paparazzi in the candid photos below.
Obviously Selena Gomez is desperate for attention because she is jealous that her ex-girlfriend Justin Bieber has been getting all the headlines recently.
Come to think of it the police may want to look at Selena for the murder of Philip Seymour Hoffman, and for molesting Woody Allen’s daughter back in the 1980′s. With brazen cleavage shots like these, there is no telling to what extremes Selena Gomez would go to get Justin off of the front page.
When law enforcement raided Justin Bieber’s house on Tuesday they seized the singer’s cell phone to reportedly look for evidence of Justin bragging about egging his neighbor’s house, but what they were really looking for are some Selena Gomez nudes and possibly a sex tape.
Well the cops apparently got exactly what they wanted. As you can see in the video above, 2 short videos of what appear to be Selena Gomez were found on Justin Bieber’s cell phone.
The first video is a short clip of Selena Gomez performing a blowjob (presumably to warm the guy up for Justin), and the other is Selena masturbating and dancing naked to her hit song “Slow Down”.
We will have to wait to find out what other sorts of depravity will be uncovered on Justin Bieber’s cell phone, as the investigating officer has gone on disability by claiming he developed carpal tunnel after seeing this Selena Gomez sex tape video, and then later post traumatic stress disorder after viewing the video file titled “Lil Za Pounds The Biebs”.
Selena Gomez shows her slutty side (as opposed to her whorish side) in these outtake photos from Glamour magazine.
As you can see in the photos below, these Selena Gomez pictures are chock-full of sexual innuendos. With Selena sucking on her finger, wrapping her bright red lips around a phallic object, and bending over to show her cleavage with white cream covering her face and tits.
If these are the outtakes I shudder to think of how unsubtle the pictures that actually made the magazine are. The cover will probably feature Selena suggestively winking with a banana sticking out of her ass.