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Scarlett Johnasson spreads her legs while wearing completely see through panties in the disturbing photo above.

No doubt these panties were originally made out of thick wool, but the corrosive ooze coming out of Scarlett’s lady bits ate away at the fabric until they became sheer. With such caustic pussy juice one shudders to think what sort of damage Scarlett’s acidic baby cave would inflict on a man’s meat scud if he were foolish enough to thrust it inside of her.

Luckily for us pious Muslims we do not have to worry about this as we do not find Scarlett Johansson the least bit attractive, for not only does she have sickeningly immodest feminine curves but she comes from Jewish ancestry. Thus the only thing we’d want to stick inside Scarlett is an IED.

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Scarlett Johansson announces her triumphant comeback to whoring with this new sultry photo shoot for W magazine.

As you may know, Scarlett was recently sidelined from slutting it up when she got knocked up, and forgot to schedule an abortion in time. No doubt after rooting around her insides with a wire hanger and throwing herself down some stairs, a frustrated Scarlett finally just gave up and decided to have the kid.

However, now that Scarlett has pushed out the little bastard and dropped the baby weight by (probably) drinking power shakes made from the blood of dead Palestinian children, she can return to her favorite pastime of exposing her bulbous cleavage and pouting her dick sucking lips on camera. Happy days are here again for Scarlett Johansson fans.


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Scarlett Johansson sister

Believe it or not there are two different women in the photo above. The woman on the left is the famous actress Scarlett Johansson, and the woman on the right is Scarlett’s doppelganger younger sister, the up-and-coming porn star Ruby Johansson.

There is no denying the striking resemblance between Scarlett and her porn star sibling Ruby, as the girls are practically twins both in their looks and in their sinful desires to make their living off of prostituting their bodies on camera.

Of course at least Ruby has the decency to not put on airs pretending she is not a whore, and just blatantly shows her shameful female sex organs in exchange for money as you can see in the nude photos below. Scarlett on the other hand works in Hollywood, so she acts like she is some sort artist who isn’t just being used to sell sex in a subtler and more disingenuous manner.


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Scarlett Johansson redhead nude

Scarlett Johansson gets naked while sporting festive red hair in the photo above.

Scarlett has been known to switch between being a blonde and a redhead depending upon her mood, so it is not surprising to see her going red on top for the Christmas season… Especially since it goes nicely with the green ooze that constantly leaks out of her cock bucket from all the VDs she’s contracted in her years in heathen Hollywood.

Yes Scarlett Johansson is a walking Christmas decoration in this redheaded nude photo. No doubt she will soon find a candy cane pole inside of her stuffing her lady stocking while she works a big black yule log up her chimney and gets it filled with a load of warm creamy nog. ‘Tis the season after all.

Celebs 2014

As heathen Hollywood descends further and further into peddling depravity, it is the duty of us righteous Muslims to pay close attention to the harlots they employ so that we know who to lapidate first once we conquer the West.

That is why we have compiled the top 10 celebrity nude scenes for 2014. As you can see in the videos below, this was an epic year of nude degeneracy in both movies and television.

#10 Cameron Diaz – “Sex Tape”

Cameron Diaz makes her nude debut on the big screen in the horribly unfunny romantic comedy “Sex Tape”. Instead of paying for Jason Segel to co-star the producers should have bought a time machine, traveled back in time 20 years, and filmed Cameron nude when she was still attractive and people gave a damn about her.

#9 Shailene Woodley – “White Bird in a Blizzard”

Shailene Woodley gets naked repeatedly while having sex with random guys during a snow storm in “White Bird in a Blizzard”. This type of winter whoring makes one wish that global warming wasn’t a myth.

#8 Keri Russell – “The Americans”

Keri Russell shows off her surprisingly toned backside in this nude scene from the TV show “The Americans”, on which Keri plays an undercover KGB spy who goes around sleeping with Washington DC bureaucrats for useless bits of information.

#7 Nathalie Emmanuel – “Game of Thrones”

Nathalie Emmanuel displays her shameful mocha nude body while cleaning her filthy slave snatch in this scene from HBO’s “Game of Thrones”.

#6 Lizzy Caplan – “Masters of Sex”

Lizzy Caplan goes fully topless while reenacting a typical sexual encounter with a limp-dicked infidel male in this scene from “Masters of Sex”.

#5 Eva Green – “300: Rise of an Empire”

Eva Green gets naked a pounded hard from behind in this scene from “300: Rise of an Empire”. Of course in typical Jewish slut fashion, after getting deep dicked Eva immediately double-crosses her lover and takes him captive. She will then no doubt harvest his organs, and sell them on the Tel Aviv black market.

#4 Scarlett Johansson – “Under The Skin”

Scarlett Johansson makes her big screen nude debut in “Under The Skin”, and in doing so causes “Under The Skin” to set the record for most disappointing film ever, surpassing “Star Wars: Episode I The Phantom Menace”.

#3 Olivia Wilde – “Third Person”

Olivia Wilde displays her perky little breasts and slightly saggy butt in “Third Person”. Which is a fitting title for the film considering it is #3 on our list, thus making Olivia the third person we will be stoning.

#2 Stacy Martin – “Nymphomaniac”

Stacy Martin brilliantly portrays the sex life of a typical single infidel woman in “Nymphomaniac”. Of course what probably made Stacy’s performance so good in this film is the fact that in real life she is just as big a whore.

#1 Alexandra Daddario – “True Detective”

There can be no doubt that the #1 celebrity nude scene of 2014 was by Alexandra Daddario in the HBO series “True Detective”. Alexandra’s tits and ass are the most righteous in heathen Hollywood, so really the only thing bad that can be said about this scene is that Woody Harrelson’s inbred Texas face is in it.

#Bonus Lea Seydoux & Adele Exarchopoulos – “Blue Is The Warmest Color”

We have included the bonus video above of Lea Seydoux and Adele Exarchopoulos’ epic lesbian sex scene from “Blue Is The Warmest Color”, because the film came out at the very end of 2013 and so it didn’t make last year’s list despite it being one of the most immoral sex scenes ever captured on film.

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Scarlett Johansson poses nude by a large window in Missouri in the scandalous photo above.

Clearly Scarlett Johansson is purposefully prostituting her big naked white ass against this window in the hopes that it will extract a large gang of rampaging Sub-Saharans who are looking to take out their frustrations about the shooting of Michael Brown in Ferguson by ravaging a slutty white woman’s stink holes.

Chunky bleached blonde white girls with low standards and even lower morals are irresistible to your average abid, so no doubt Scarlett soon had them swarming all over her like flies on shit. Let us hope that they treated Scarlett’s lady parts the same way they treated stores in Ferguson, and after they got what they wanted and hollowed it out they burned that bitch down.