Celebs 2014



As heathen Hollywood descends further and further into peddling depravity, it is the duty of us righteous Muslims to pay close attention to the harlots they employ so that we know who to lapidate first once we conquer the West.


That is why we have compiled the top 10 celebrity nude scenes for 2014. As you can see in the videos below, this was an epic year of nude degeneracy in both movies and television.


#10 Cameron Diaz – “Sex Tape”



Cameron Diaz makes her nude debut on the big screen in the horribly unfunny romantic comedy “Sex Tape”. Instead of paying for Jason Segel to co-star the producers should have bought a time machine, traveled back in time 20 years, and filmed Cameron nude when she was still attractive and people gave a damn about her.



#9 Shailene Woodley – “White Bird in a Blizzard”



Shailene Woodley gets naked repeatedly while having sex with random guys during a snow storm in “White Bird in a Blizzard”. This type of winter whoring makes one wish that global warming wasn’t a myth.



#8 Keri Russell – “The Americans”



Keri Russell shows off her surprisingly toned backside in this nude scene from the TV show “The Americans”, on which Keri plays an undercover KGB spy who goes around sleeping with Washington DC bureaucrats for useless bits of information.



#7 Nathalie Emmanuel – “Game of Thrones”



Nathalie Emmanuel displays her shameful mocha nude body while cleaning her filthy slave snatch in this scene from HBO’s “Game of Thrones”.



#6 Lizzy Caplan – “Masters of Sex”



Lizzy Caplan goes fully topless while reenacting a typical sexual encounter with a limp-dicked infidel male in this scene from “Masters of Sex”.



#5 Eva Green – “300: Rise of an Empire”



Eva Green gets naked a pounded hard from behind in this scene from “300: Rise of an Empire”. Of course in typical Jewish slut fashion, after getting deep dicked Eva immediately double-crosses her lover and takes him captive. She will then no doubt harvest his organs, and sell them on the Tel Aviv black market.



#4 Scarlett Johansson – “Under The Skin”



Scarlett Johansson makes her big screen nude debut in “Under The Skin”, and in doing so causes “Under The Skin” to set the record for most disappointing film ever, surpassing “Star Wars: Episode I The Phantom Menace”.



#3 Olivia Wilde – “Third Person”



Olivia Wilde displays her perky little breasts and slightly saggy butt in “Third Person”. Which is a fitting title for the film considering it is #3 on our list, thus making Olivia the third person we will be stoning.



#2 Stacy Martin – “Nymphomaniac”



Stacy Martin brilliantly portrays the sex life of a typical single infidel woman in “Nymphomaniac”. Of course what probably made Stacy’s performance so good in this film is the fact that in real life she is just as big a whore.



#1 Alexandra Daddario – “True Detective”



There can be no doubt that the #1 celebrity nude scene of 2014 was by Alexandra Daddario in the HBO series “True Detective”. Alexandra’s tits and ass are the most righteous in heathen Hollywood, so really the only thing bad that can be said about this scene is that Woody Harrelson’s inbred Texas face is in it.



#Bonus Lea Seydoux & Adele Exarchopoulos – “Blue Is The Warmest Color”



We have included the bonus video above of Lea Seydoux and Adele Exarchopoulos’ epic lesbian sex scene from “Blue Is The Warmest Color”, because the film came out at the very end of 2013 and so it didn’t make last year’s list despite it being one of the most immoral sex scenes ever captured on film.

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Scarlett Johansson poses nude by a large window in Missouri in the scandalous photo above.


Clearly Scarlett Johansson is purposefully prostituting her big naked white ass against this window in the hopes that it will extract a large gang of rampaging Sub-Saharans who are looking to take out their frustrations about the shooting of Michael Brown in Ferguson by ravaging a slutty white woman’s stink holes.


Chunky bleached blonde white girls with low standards and even lower morals are irresistible to your average abid, so no doubt Scarlett soon had them swarming all over her like flies on shit. Let us hope that they treated Scarlett’s lady parts the same way they treated stores in Ferguson, and after they got what they wanted and hollowed it out they burned that bitch down.

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Scarlett Johansson stars in what is being called the “classiest” celebrity sex tape ever in the video below.


For some reason any form of smut that features classical music and is filmed in black and white is considered “art” in the Western world. Of course Scarlett Johansson isn’t fooling us righteous Muslims with this sex tape, as our keen minds are tuned to recognize pornographic depravity in any form.



As you can see this Scarlett Johansson sex tape video is clearly geared towards Western feminists, for not only is there a bunch of romantic kissing in front of a fireplace, but the man’s (if you can call him that) penis is incredibly small and just sloppily mashes against Scarlett’s meaty lips without really penetrating her.


If this sex tape were made for what our pious Musliminas like, rest assured that this man would be hung like an elephant, and Scarlett Johansson’s face would be mashed into the bed as he roughly takes her from behind… and it would be in color!



As you can see in the video above, an exclusive X-rated teaser trailer for “The Avengers: Age of Ultron” has just been leaked to the Web.


Clearly this new Avengers movie is going to be an epic hardcore action flick, with Scarlett Johansson getting repeatedly violently sodomized by The Incredible Hulk while The Avengers do battle with the evil villain Ultron.


If this smut filled trailer wasn’t bad enough, the X-rated movie poster below featuring Natalie Portman, Summer Glau, Scarlett Johansson, Gwyneth Paltrow, and Natalie Dormer naked as the slutty all female version of The Avengers also leaked online (click the image below to see it in full size).


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No doubt Hollywood will again push its blasphemous feminist agenda and have these naked female Avengers save the day, by gradually wearing down Ultron over the years with their constant nagging and irrational mood swings.


Yes “The Avengers: Age of Ultron” certainly looks like the most depraved Marvel movie yet, and to drive this point home below are some more exclusive behind the scenes photos of Scarlett Johansson on set.


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New Scarlett Johansson nude cell phone photos have just been leaked online.


A couple of these Scarlett Johansson nude pics were leaked back in 2011, but now the whole set as been unleashed in all its depraved glory. Clearly there is no end to the amount of homemade pornography Scarlett Johansson and her celebrity friends are capable of making and having leaked. Even a battle hardened Celeb Jihadist like myself is beginning to suffer fatigue from having to expose so much celebrity smut in such a short time.


As these “Fappening” leaks continue to pile up may Allah grant me the strength to carry on revealing these wanton acts of debauchery, so that one day (in either this life or the next) justice will be served on these shameless naked celebrity sinners.

 

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The video above features Scarlett Johansson’s hottest moments from her long career of bad acting in completely forgettable movies.


Yes looking back over these clips must make Scarlett Johansson beam with pride, as it is not often that an actress can be this horrible and this busty yet still consistently get roles in movies that don’t require her to expose her tits.


After watching this video it is clear that Scarlett Johansson’s hottest moments are still ahead of her. Of course this is not because she is getting more attractive (like all women she has been on a steep decline since the age of 12), but rather because she will surely burn in the eternal hellfire for her numerous crimes against morality on the silver screen.