Scarlett Johansson just announced that she is 5 months pregnant, and it is now being reported that Scarlett actually got pregnant while filming this sex scene from the movie “Jon’s Don’s”.
In the scene Scarlett is bent over an upturned garbage can, and gang banged by a slew of black men. Before shooting the scene Scarlett spoke to the film’s director and demanded that every black guy actually f*ck her to “maintain the artistic integrity of the film“.
According to sources on the set, this sex scene took nearly 6 brutal hours to shoot. By the end Scarlett had gone through so many black guys that the film’s producers grew concerned that some of the blacks working as support staff on set had snuck in on the action. This would draw the ire of the labor unions and the Screen Actors Guild, so to be safe they ended up completely scraping the scene from the movie.
Needless to say when Scarlett Johnasson finally has the kid it is going to make for one very interesting paternity test episode of Maury.
Scarlett Johansson poses completely nude while sitting in a chair in the 3 photos below.
Clearly these nude Scarlett Johansson photos are part of some sort of Satanic ritual, as she appears to be contorting her body into demonic shapes, and (as any numerologist will tell you) 3 is a significant number in the occult.
Yes these pictures show that Scarlett Johansson is almost certainly a devil-worshiping witch and pure evil. Scarlett must be bound at the hands and feet with heavy rocks and thrown into the nearest body of water. If she floats then we will know for sure that she is a witch and execute her accordingly. However, if she drowns then she was just a whore, and we will all have a good laugh.
Scarlett Johansson gets down and dirty while in the shower in the photo above.
While us Muslims approve of Scarlett Johansson wearing clothing in the shower, she should be wearing a proper shower burka not some see through nightie.
Yes Scarlett Johnasson needs to learn that a woman must be covered at all times, and the shower is no exception. It is not halal for water to ever touch a woman’s sex organs, as it defiles them by serving as a carrier for djinns and diluting the feminine musk.
Scarlett Johansson spreads open her butt cheeks while in the shower in the photo above.
By showing her asshole like this Scarlett Johansson is sending a message to the Zionists who control Hollywood that she is ready, willing, and able to do what it takes to become a big time leading lady (rumor has it that Elizabeth Taylor used a similar pose to make it to the A-list).
Does Scarlett Johansson have what it takes to be a Hollywood icon? Her puckered butthole would suggest that she does. Lets see if this display of wanton depravity translates into ticket sales at the box office.
Scarlett Johansson feels up her sinful feminine body in the topless photo above.
It should come as no surprise that Scarlett Johansson is a lecherous slut prone to bouts of self-pleasuring, as in the infidel West women are subjected to the barbaric practice of not being circumcised.
Yes this topless Scarlett Johansson masturbatory photo serves as the perfect example of why it is necessary for girls to have their clitorises (clitori) chopped off. For if Scarlett’s lady button was nothing but a nub of scar tissue, she certainly would not be committing such shameful acts.
Scarlett Johansson looks like a total slut in these new photos from Esquire magazine.
Clearly Scarlett Johansson’s shamefully feminine body is not halal, and should be hidden away under a burka (or in a burlap sack) at all times.
By being photographed in her underwear while giving such sultry and lecherous looks to the camera, Scarlett Johansson has aroused a rigid disgust in the loins of us pious Muslims. To make amends Scarlett must travel to Syria and spend 3 months in sexual servitude to the Al-Qaeda freedom fighters there, or she risks the wrath of a sternly worded fatwa.