Roman Polanski has agreed to serve out his time in Switzerland under house arrest at this chalet.
Hasn’t this man suffered enough? He’s been exiled to his home country of France for 30 years now. He’s been forced to make movies, and have intercourse with numerous hot European women. Now at the twilight of his life “the man” is going to force him to live in this nightmare of a house in the Swiss alps. With just a bare bones staff on young taut teenage girls to bath him, and frolic naked with him through the fields.
Is there no justice in this world? How many times does he have to say he is sorry? How many times does he have to explain that the drugged up 13 year old wanted him to sodomize her?
Whoopi Goldberg is our hero. She’s the only one with the guts to stand-up for the wrongfully persecuted director, Roman Polanski.
What is it with Americans, anyway? One 13-year-old girl gets drugged and sodomized by a guy in his 40’s, and everyone is up in arms? I mean, are we living in the dark ages?
In more sophisticated countries like Albania and my home country of Saudi Arabia, girls this young are already married, divorced, and in a few cases, stoned to death. But here in the so-called land of the free, we have to wait until they turn 18 to force ourselves into their Hershey Highway? You’re all hypocrites!
And even if Polanski is guilty, hasn’t the man suffered enough. All of these years he’s been forced to live in Europe and make movies. God knows how many models he had to nail. And to top it all off, the poor guy married a super-hot chick and had kids with her. Do we really want to persecute this broken-down old man any further?
At any rate, I’ll let Whoopi take it from here. She’s much more articulate than I am. Here’s a clip of her explaining things on The View. YOU GO GIRL!
In May of 2009 Screen Junkies received an unsolicited review of Hannah Montana: The Movie from famed director and noted statutory rapist Roman Polanski. Due to current events we have decided to run the review in its entirety.
If the film has a flaw it’s that the eroticism, though prevalent throughout, is too subdued. Studio pressure for a “G” rating prevented the director from showing even the slightest bit of Quaalude-induced non-consensual sodomy. However, the subtlety speaks volumes. After all, much like his characters, the film’s director has fallen victim to society’s sexual hypocrisy.
Read the rest of Polanski’s review at ScreenJunkies.com
Director Roman Polanski has lodged a special request with a Swiss magistrate to have his “beloved collection of Miley Cyrus posters” delivered to his jail cell, the Swiss news agency Emmentaler is reporting.
Polanski, who is facing extradition to the U.S. for drugging and sodomizing a 13-year-old girl in 1977, made the request through his lawyer.
“To arrest a 73-year old man for a crime that allegedly happened so long ago is a travesty of justice,” said lawyer Herve Temine. “The least we can do is make him comfortable while he fights the charges.”
Polanski’s arrest has sent shock waves across France, the director’s adopted homeland. French Culture Minister Frederic Mitterrand condemned the arrest and, as a sign of solidarity, sent the director a DVD copy of the 1998 family film The Parent Trap, staring a 12-year-old Lindsay Lohan.
The incarceration also sparked outraged in Poland, Polanski’s boyhood home. However, the Polish government’s plans to send the director two-dozen chocolate-chip cookies were scrapped when Polish bakers found that it was too hard to peel the M&M’s.
Pharmaceutical giant Pfizer is launching a $100 million ad campaign aimed at reinvigorating its flagship drug, Viagra, by targeting the controversial yet potentially lucrative pedophile market.
The campaign, which is set to debut during tomorrow’s premiere of The Jonas Brothers 3D, has no shortage of Hollywood star power. Oscar winner and statutory rapist Roman Polanski directed the ads for a nominal fee. Actress Ashley Peldon, star of the 90’s hit Drop Dead Fred, agreed to have her image used in the ads. Rumors are also circulating that the second round of ads will feature music from R&B powerhouse R. Kelly.
While the move is sure to ruffle feathers, industry experts say it is necessary if Pfizer hopes to maintain growth and prevent a shareholder revolt. Faced with an ailing economy and an ever-shrinking market share, the company’s stock fell below $14.00 on Monday, a stark contrast to its onetime high of $48.00 just a few years ago.
“The investors have been violated; they’re the victims here,” said shareholder rights advocate and corporate raider Carl Icahn. “Anything that keeps the shareholders from getting diddled any further is a good thing.”
Most experts agree with Ichan’s assessment.
“Look, you’ve got over 400,000 registered sex offenders in this country alone,” said industry analyst Brian Wallace. “That doesn’t even take into account the third world, where molesting a child is referred to as ‘Tuesday.’ Throw in Belgium and Vatican City, and you could see the stock back at $50 before the end of the year.”
