Fresh off of his release from house arrest, Roman Polanski has signed on to direct a prequel to the Twilight films, CelebJihad has confirmed.
The famed director is currently working on a script for Twilight: First Blood, which will chronicle the adventures of 13-year-old Bella Swan before she moved to Forks, WA.
“What was Bella like before the vampires? Before the werewolves? Before the development of her intrusive and cumbersome breasts?” Polanski said during a Skype conference call with reporters. “These are the questions I hope to answer in my proposed prequel.”
Polanski is currently searching for female fans of the series, ages 12 to 15, who would be willing to participate in a series of one-one-one focus groups in France. The director feels the sessions will help “maintain the integrity” of the films and keep him in tune with the fanbase. Interested parties should send a one page essay as well as a full body photograph directly to the director.
Click here for more information on the upcoming film.
Good news! Political prisoner Roman Polanski will not be extradited to the United States! The actor, who was unjustly persecuted simply for drugging and anally raping a 13-year-old girl back in 1977, has been granted his freedom by Swiss Justice Minister Eveline Widmer-Schlumpf.
I, for one, am relived that this talented artist is no longer being held unjustly because a few puritanical Americans don’t approve of his lifestyle. If I were Mr. Polanski, I would try to bring a lawsuit against the US. It’s the only way the so-called “Christian Right” (which is neither Christian or right) will learn that what someone does with a 13-year-old girl (or boy) in the privacy of their own bedroom (or Jack Nicholson’s house) is nobody’s business!
Long live Roman Polanski!
In 1977 director Roman Polanski drugged and anally raped a 13-year-old girl while she begged him to stop. Though if she was on drugs I don’t know why he should be expected to take her pleads to “stop” seriously.
In America at that time this was illegal (I’m pretty sure it is not any more, it was made legal in the Obama health care bill somewhere), so Polanski was forced to flee to France. Now another woman has come forward to claim that Roman Polanski raped her when she was just a teenager.
Charlotte Lewis, who starred in the Polanski film Pirates, spoke at a news conference Friday saying “he (Roman Polanski) sexually abused me in the worst possible way when I was 16 years old.”
“In addition to the fact that both myself and his previous victim were underage, I believe that there are other similarities in the crime that he committed.”
She continued, “Mr. Polanski knew that I was only 16 years old when he met me and forced himself upon me in his apartment in Paris. He took advantage of me and I have lived with the effects of his behavior ever since it occurred. All I want is justice.”
She wants justice? Didn’t Roman cast her as the star in his movie? You’d think Charlotte Lewis would have figured out how Hollywood works by now. Old dirty Zionists producers and directors bang young girls in the ass in exchange for starring roles in their upcoming movies. Talk to Miley Cyrus she’ll explain it to you.
Roman Polanski has agreed to serve out his time in Switzerland under house arrest at this chalet.
Hasn’t this man suffered enough? He’s been exiled to his home country of France for 30 years now. He’s been forced to make movies, and have intercourse with numerous hot European women. Now at the twilight of his life “the man” is going to force him to live in this nightmare of a house in the Swiss alps. With just a bare bones staff on young taut teenage girls to bath him, and frolic naked with him through the fields.
Is there no justice in this world? How many times does he have to say he is sorry? How many times does he have to explain that the drugged up 13 year old wanted him to sodomize her?
Whoopi Goldberg is our hero. She’s the only one with the guts to stand-up for the wrongfully persecuted director, Roman Polanski.
What is it with Americans, anyway? One 13-year-old girl gets drugged and sodomized by a guy in his 40′s, and everyone is up in arms? I mean, are we living in the dark ages?
In more sophisticated countries like Albania and my home country of Saudi Arabia, girls this young are already married, divorced, and in a few cases, stoned to death. But here in the so-called land of the free, we have to wait until they turn 18 to force ourselves into their Hershey Highway? You’re all hypocrites!
And even if Polanski is guilty, hasn’t the man suffered enough. All of these years he’s been forced to live in Europe and make movies. God knows how many models he had to nail. And to top it all off, the poor guy married a super-hot chick and had kids with her. Do we really want to persecute this broken-down old man any further?
At any rate, I’ll let Whoopi take it from here. She’s much more articulate than I am. Here’s a clip of her explaining things on The View. YOU GO GIRL!
In May of 2009 Screen Junkies received an unsolicited review of Hannah Montana: The Movie from famed director and noted statutory rapist Roman Polanski. Due to current events we have decided to run the review in its entirety.
If the film has a flaw it’s that the eroticism, though prevalent throughout, is too subdued. Studio pressure for a “G” rating prevented the director from showing even the slightest bit of Quaalude-induced non-consensual sodomy. However, the subtlety speaks volumes. After all, much like his characters, the film’s director has fallen victim to society’s sexual hypocrisy.
Read the rest of Polanski’s review at ScreenJunkies.com
Director Roman Polanski has lodged a special request with a Swiss magistrate to have his “beloved collection of Miley Cyrus posters” delivered to his jail cell, the Swiss news agency Emmentaler is reporting.
Polanski, who is facing extradition to the U.S. for drugging and sodomizing a 13-year-old girl in 1977, made the request through his lawyer.
“To arrest a 73-year old man for a crime that allegedly happened so long ago is a travesty of justice,” said lawyer Herve Temine. “The least we can do is make him comfortable while he fights the charges.”
Polanski’s arrest has sent shock waves across France, the director’s adopted homeland. French Culture Minister Frederic Mitterrand condemned the arrest and, as a sign of solidarity, sent the director a DVD copy of the 1998 family film The Parent Trap, staring a 12-year-old Lindsay Lohan.
The incarceration also sparked outraged in Poland, Polanski’s boyhood home. However, the Polish government’s plans to send the director two-dozen chocolate-chip cookies were scrapped when Polish bakers found that it was too hard to peel the M&M’s.
