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Twihards around the world moistened their collective panties yesterday over this supposed candid picture of Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart kissing. This was an epic moment in the lives of many sad lonely girls because it confirmed once and for all that the long suspected romance between Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart is in fact ..
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The geniuses behind Twilight have decided to squeeze the last bit of blood from the franchise by launching a line of feminine hygiene products featuring the characters from the series. The company specifically hopes that the Edward Cullen line of super absorbment tampons will be a hit with the ladies. The tampons will feature a ..
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Twilight heartthrob Robert Pattinson has turned his back on fans of the series! In a recent interview with the Zionist controlled New York Times, Pattinson said that Twilight can “get a little boring,” adding that, “The good news is that the whole thing is done in seven months.” Well, if that’s not a slap in ..
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Actor and Twilight heartthrob Robert Pattinson was forced to cancel an appearance this afternoon due to a severe case of hemorrhoids, sources close to the actor say. The hemorrhoids, which are rumored to be the size of ping-pong balls, are reportedly limiting Pattinson’s mobility and causing extreme discomfort. Pattinson was scheduled to perform a vampire-themed ..
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Robert Pattinson’s carriage struck and killed a young peasant boy on Monday as it recklessly sped thought the streets of Paris. Onlookers say that the carriage may have been trying to avoid the paparazzi. The boy, who was identified only as the son of a local Parisian named Gaspard, was killed instantly. “The boy was ..
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Twilight star Kristen Stewart has confirmed that she is Robert Pattinson’s beard. For those who do not know a “beard” is a girl who serves as a gay man’s companion to hide his sexual orientation. The startling revelation comes just one week after Robert Pattinson slipped up and admitted to Details magazine that he is ..
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Good news fellow Twihards the day we’ve all been waiting for is here. The good people of Japan have made a plush Edward sex toy. Finally our lonely nights of masturbating into socks with Robert Pattinson’s face stapled on the top of them are over. Now we’ll really be able to go to town on ..
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CelebJihad has just received these exclusive Twilight Eclipse promotional photos, and we could not wait to share them with our fellow “Twihards”. Since no one has seen the movie yet, and I am probably the biggest Twihard in the world I will be providing captions for each photo describing what is going on in the ..
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Twilight hunk Robert Pattinson (pictured above) went on the Christian Broadcasting Network’s “700 Club” today, and shared some controversial thoughts as to why the earthquake struck Haiti: “And you know, Kristi, something happened a long time ago in Haiti, and people might not want to talk about it. “They were under the heel of the ..
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Twilight: New Moon is finally here, and so are the reviews. With a 30% favorable rating on RottenTomatoes.com, the critics are saying things that would make a vampire blush. Here’s a look at what some of the top critics had to say about the highly anticipated sequel staring Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson. Peter ..
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Post-production work on The Twilight Saga: Eclipse, the third installment of the Twilight franchise, has been canceled, Summit Entertainment has announced. Although principal photography was completed earlier this year, Summit’s founder Patrick Wachsberger said it isn’t worth everyone’s time and effort to finish another Twilight film. “Look, the cast, the crew, the producers; we’re all ..
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Depressed about his recent breakup with Kristen Stewart, Robert Pattinson has taken to humping pillows. According to sources, Pattinson checked himself in to a Motel 6 in Valencia, CA on Friday. Since then, other motel guests have been complaining about the loud sobbing that comes from Pattinson’s room at all hours of the night. The ..
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In a recently released deleted scene from the original Twilight movie, there is a very provocative nip slip that went unnoticed by the director. In the video below you may be able to catch Edward’s (Robert Pattinson) nipple. If you watch closely you can see Bella’s (Kristen Stewart) stunned reaction to the glorious sight. No ..
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CelebJihad has just received these exclusive Twilight New Moon promotional photos, and we could not wait to share them with our fellow “Twihards”. Since no one has seen the movie yet, and I am probably the biggest Twihard in the world I will be providing captions for each photo describing what is going on in ..
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The Twilight Saga: New Moon staring Robert Pattinson doesn’t open until later this year, but the film’s soundtrack was released today. Some family groups are outraged over the song choices. Is the content really inappropriate, or are parents simply out of touch with the youth of today? Here’s an exclusive list of songs from the ..
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Robert Pattinson wants to teach you how to beat up dogs! “It is surprisingly easy” says the actor. What started as a hobby for Pattinson has turned into a full grown obsession. “Let’s be honest I’m cowardly and feeble, I don’t stand a chance in a fight with most humans. That is why I just ..
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Twilight beauty Robert Pattinson is pregnant! A month ago we received reports that the Twilight star was expecting his first child. Never one to take such serious news at face value Celeb Jihad sent our best investigative journalist to get to the bottom of this story. OK OK maybe we just payed a bum $20 ..
This is a screenshot with dialogue from the upcoming Twilight movie New Moon. Producers decided to cut the scene because they thought it made Robert Pattinson’s character “Edward” seem “too butch”. Twilight New Moon Outtake was last modified: July 24th, 2009 by Durka Durka Mohammed
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