Perez Richie 
The Friday Five (Volume 2)(6)
December 19, 2008
5. A Crime in Paris
Perez Hilton, America’s favorite fat homosexual celebrity-gossip blogger, is reporting that Paris Hilton, America’s favorite no-talent whore, was the victim of burglary on Thursday.
At least we know the crook wasn’t able to steal Paris’s dignity, since any trace of that was left on Rick Salomon’s donger about five years ago.
4. Jeremy […]
Perez Richie Still Unable to Find Mass Audience
Two years after launching his celebrity blog perezrichie.com, local overweight homosexual Perez Richie has been unable to find much of an audience.
Richie, a semi-literate immigrant from Guatemala, has been attempting to piggyback the success of his hero, Perez Hilton, but has thus far been unable to even remotely rival perezhilton.com, […]