Perez Hilton is a lot of things: fat, gay, tubby, queer, chunky, gay, fat. Also, he’s gay. But is he a child pornographer? Demi Moore thinks so. Apparently, Demi has taken offense to Hilton’s suggestion that she is a bad mother for dressing her daughter Tallulah like a Beirut street prostitute. “Let me ask all ..
I always figured Fergie loved big cock, I just had no idea that Allah had blessed her with one of her own. Her obsession with her “lovely lady lumps” always seemed odd, and now we know why. This girl has a penis as big as minaret! This also explains why will.i.am’s clan reacted so violently ..
This is a picture of the noted sodomite Perez Hilton with a black eye after being punched by the manager for the Black Eyed Peas, the righteous Polo Molina. It is probably the most satisfying picture I will see all week. If Allah in his infinite wisdom allowed onanism, I would pleasure myself furiously to ..
There have been a few celebrity responses to the whole Perez Hilton getting punched incident. It is not surprising that celebrities are being sassy towards the noted sodomite and celebrity blogger. No word yet if any celebrities are going to doodle penises on his pic and post them on their blog though. Kelly Clarkson: “I’m ..
will.i.am of the Black Eyed Peas is one of our most hated infidels. For years I have prayed to Allah to smite him from the earth. I even went as far as to email my cousin Amin who knows a guy who knows a guy who knows Osama Bin Laden’s 11th son to see if ..
Two years after launching his celebrity blog perezrichie.com, local overweight homosexual Perez Richie has been unable to find much of an audience. Richie, a semi-literate immigrant from Guatemala, has been attempting to piggyback the success of his hero, Perez Hilton, but has thus far been unable to even remotely rival perezhilton.com, as evidenced by his ..