With a complete disregard for Islam and the holy Muslim holiday of September 11th, Zionists in Hollywood have released a video featuring the top 10 naked celebrity movie actresses of all time.

Clearly this is a blatant attack on Islam. By promoting disgusting nude celebrities in a video just days before we celebrate our victory over the Great Satan on 9/11 is insensitive and offensive.

As a proud Muslim I demand retribution for this heinous act that has been perpetrated against my people. I will not be satisfied until these nude scenes are destroyed, and the actresses who participated in them are brought to justice in Sharia court. Unless my demands are met in the next 48 hours, a fatwa will be issued! Allahu Akbar!

What if instead of being the immoral, soul sucking, blasphemers that they are, celebrities became their names? Of course it would never happen because celebrities despise a humble pious life dedicated to the glory of Allah. Instead they wish to mock Allah and portray themselves as Gods.

However, thanks to the witchcraft of Photoshop we can envision a world were celebrities are not lauded as superiors, but rather humbled as productive members of society. Here is what it would look like if celebrities became their names.

Al Gore

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Carrie Fisher

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Dane Cook

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David Letterman

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Gary Coleman

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George Foreman

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Heath Ledger

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Jude Law

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Keira Knightley

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Kelsey Grammer

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Kevin Bacon

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Kevin Spacey

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Lance Armstrong

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Larry King

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Madonna

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Minnie Driver

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Natalie Portman

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Nick Cage

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Orlando Bloom

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Penelope Cruz

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Sigourney Weaver

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Tom Cruise

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Tori Spelling

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Wesley Snipes

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Will Smith

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Winona Ryder