With a complete disregard for Islam and the holy Muslim holiday of September 11th, Zionists in Hollywood have released a video featuring the top 10 naked celebrity movie actresses of all time.
Clearly this is a blatant attack on Islam. By promoting disgusting nude celebrities in a video just days before we celebrate our victory over the Great Satan on 9/11 is insensitive and offensive.
As a proud Muslim I demand retribution for this heinous act that has been perpetrated against my people. I will not be satisfied until these nude scenes are destroyed, and the actresses who participated in them are brought to justice in Sharia court. Unless my demands are met in the next 48 hours, a fatwa will be issued! Allahu Akbar!
What if instead of being the immoral, soul sucking, blasphemers that they are, celebrities became their names? Of course it would never happen because celebrities despise a humble pious life dedicated to the glory of Allah. Instead they wish to mock Allah and portray themselves as Gods.
However, thanks to the witchcraft of Photoshop we can envision a world were celebrities are not lauded as superiors, but rather humbled as productive members of society. Here is what it would look like if celebrities became their names.
Al Gore
Carrie Fisher
Dane Cook
David Letterman
Gary Coleman
George Foreman
Heath Ledger
Jude Law
Keira Knightley
Kelsey Grammer
Kevin Bacon
Kevin Spacey
Lance Armstrong
Larry King
Madonna
Minnie Driver
Natalie Portman
Nick Cage
Orlando Bloom
Penelope Cruz
Sigourney Weaver
Tom Cruise
Tori Spelling
Wesley Snipes
Will Smith
Winona Ryder
