Devil worshipers in America take their holiday of Halloween very seriously, and town bicycle Paris Hilton just so happens to be one of those Devil worshipers.

As you can see in the pictures below, Paris Hilton dressed up as an Indian or “savage Native American” for Halloween. Not only did Paris get an extremely authentic Indian dress and head piece, but she also mimicked the customs of the savages to near perfection.

Like all Native American women Paris Hilton proudly paraded her sloppy naked body around for all the men to see. To further add to the realism of her costume she even let her nipple slip out like a typical savage slut.

Not only did Paris Hilton imitate the sexual moral ineptitudes of the Native American people, but she also nailed their other vices. After having just one sip of “fire water” Paris Hilton lost all control and began chugging liquor straight from the bottle. She then trashed the party, contracted smallpox, and ran off into the woods (possibly to f*ck a coyote).

Yes Paris Hilton takes Halloween very seriously as her authentic portrayal of a Native American in the pictures below clearly shows.

Just look at these disgusting pics of rich spoiled whore Paris Hilton posing topless. Thankfully Paris appears to be anorexic and will know doubt soon part from this world to burn in the eternal hellfire.

Paris Hilton has obviously never heard the old adage that a whore can not live on spunk alone. I don’t care how much douche-bag trust fund man juice she ingests she still needs to get some nutrition from other sources. Paris should try to gobble some fruit every once and a while that isn’t dangling from the taint of some coked out club owner.

Enjoy these pictures of Paris Hilton and her malnourished tits before she wastes away into a pile of f*cked to death skin and bones.

Dying is so hot right now. Just ask Paris Hilton. The socialite has made her career on being on the forefront of trends in Hollywood, and she has definitely picked up on the latest “IT” move.

“Death, that’s hot!” said Paris outside of Nobu yesterday. “When I heard David Carradine and Ed McMahon had I died, I thought TACKY. But after hearing about Farrah Fawcett and Michael Jackson’s death, I started thinking, ‘Maybe there is something to this whole death thing after all’”.

So what finally moved death from fad to fab for Paris? “It was Billy Mays dying. That’s when I knew that death was the new black.”

Paris says the details are still being worked out on how she will meet her demise, but she is going to take some tips from other celebs recent deaths. “I know I want my heart to explode. Possibly while I have a zucchini or a large rodent stuffed up my snatch. Not quite sure yet which. You’ll have to wait and see.”

Proving that in today’s world you need not be funny or talented to have your own late night talkshow, NBC has handed over Conan O’Brien’s spot on Late Night to the utterly average “comedian” Jimmy Fallon. After leaving SNL to pursue a career as a leading man in such blockbusters as Taxi and Fever Pitch, Fallon once again returns to the small screen seeking to delight the dimwitted, mouth-breathing masses that cannot afford basic cable.

Fallon’s achievement underscores the opportunities that today’s society presents to people with little or no talent. While Paris Hilton is widely credited as a pioneer in this arena, Fallon’s landing of this coveted timeslot thrusts him into the upper-echelon of success in spite of himself.

“I think it’s really great that NBC had the courage to hire Fallon instead of some other funnier, more qualified comedian,” said fellow dolt Kevin Federline. “I mean, think about it. If that was how the world worked, where would I be today?”*

The immediate effects of Fallon’s hiring on the talentless community are difficult to quantify, but several leading indicators suggest it has already made an impact. In one widely followed trend, The Groundlings have reported a surge in Level 1 improv class enrollment since the time of NBC’s announcement. Also, several top film schools have reported an unusually large volume of mediocre applications.

So failures, take heart. There’s never been a better time to be worthless to society than right now… or at least until the next Larry the Cable Guy movie gets announced.

*answer: Short-order cook at Denny’s